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10+ years of full Westeros immersion... w/ puns. #got #asoiaf #hotd #houseofthedragon. Aziz, Sean, & @ashaya.historyofwesteros.com
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Alys With Three Fingers
Verse 1:
Ohhhh Alys was a special lass, born bereft a' thumb
Lost a digit tending flock now feeling awfully glum
Chorus:
Ohhh Alys with three fingers, a copper in her glass!
Had two fingers less than most, she’ll shove them up your arse! HEY
(cont'd)
Verse 1:
Ohhhh Alys was a special lass, born bereft a' thumb
Lost a digit tending flock now feeling awfully glum
Chorus:
Ohhh Alys with three fingers, a copper in her glass!
Had two fingers less than most, she’ll shove them up your arse! HEY
(cont'd)
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Alys With Three Fingers
Verse 1:
Ohhhh Alys was a special lass, born bereft a' thumb
Lost a digit tending flock now feeling awfully glum
Chorus:
Ohhh Alys with three fingers, a copper in her glass!
Had two fingers less than most, she’ll shove them up your arse! HEY
(cont'd)
Verse 1:
Ohhhh Alys was a special lass, born bereft a' thumb
Lost a digit tending flock now feeling awfully glum
Chorus:
Ohhh Alys with three fingers, a copper in her glass!
Had two fingers less than most, she’ll shove them up your arse! HEY
(cont'd)
These lyrics 😆
Prince Baelor was the firstborn
Prince Maekar sprang out last
Daemon was the bastard
so they kicked his bastard...
grass is green in summer
green grass I adore
But grass is red all over
when you kill a rebel...
(cont'd)
Prince Baelor was the firstborn
Prince Maekar sprang out last
Daemon was the bastard
so they kicked his bastard...
grass is green in summer
green grass I adore
But grass is red all over
when you kill a rebel...
(cont'd)
February 2, 2026 at 5:36 PM
These lyrics 😆
Prince Baelor was the firstborn
Prince Maekar sprang out last
Daemon was the bastard
so they kicked his bastard...
grass is green in summer
green grass I adore
But grass is red all over
when you kill a rebel...
(cont'd)
Prince Baelor was the firstborn
Prince Maekar sprang out last
Daemon was the bastard
so they kicked his bastard...
grass is green in summer
green grass I adore
But grass is red all over
when you kill a rebel...
(cont'd)
I enjoyed ep2 showcasing various types of confidence:
Maekar - angry confidence
Baelor - serene
Aerion - arrogant
Kingsguard - skill at arms, fame
Steely Pate - sense of self, no BS
Ser Lyonel - has seen it all
Ser Arlan - uhhh well endowed
Dunk - humble
Egg - precocious
Tanselle - stage presence
Maekar - angry confidence
Baelor - serene
Aerion - arrogant
Kingsguard - skill at arms, fame
Steely Pate - sense of self, no BS
Ser Lyonel - has seen it all
Ser Arlan - uhhh well endowed
Dunk - humble
Egg - precocious
Tanselle - stage presence
January 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I enjoyed ep2 showcasing various types of confidence:
Maekar - angry confidence
Baelor - serene
Aerion - arrogant
Kingsguard - skill at arms, fame
Steely Pate - sense of self, no BS
Ser Lyonel - has seen it all
Ser Arlan - uhhh well endowed
Dunk - humble
Egg - precocious
Tanselle - stage presence
Maekar - angry confidence
Baelor - serene
Aerion - arrogant
Kingsguard - skill at arms, fame
Steely Pate - sense of self, no BS
Ser Lyonel - has seen it all
Ser Arlan - uhhh well endowed
Dunk - humble
Egg - precocious
Tanselle - stage presence
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Grateful! 🙌🏽 Sharing this with my co-author Leigh Bardugo. Congratulations to all of today’s @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social YMA Awards and my fellow #PuraBelpre Recipients! #Caldecott #ALA #YMA
Congratulations to @johnpicacio.bsky.social, Pura Belpré Illustration Award Honoree for THE INVISIBLE PARADE!
January 26, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Grateful! 🙌🏽 Sharing this with my co-author Leigh Bardugo. Congratulations to all of today’s @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social YMA Awards and my fellow #PuraBelpre Recipients! #Caldecott #ALA #YMA
Ser Arlan of Pennytree? More like Ser Arlan of Penistree, damn. #AKOTSK #AKnightoftheSevenKingdoms
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Ser Arlan of Pennytree? More like Ser Arlan of Penistree, damn. #AKOTSK #AKnightoftheSevenKingdoms
Catch our 28 min preview for episode 2 "Hard Salt Beef" here or on pod platforms!
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January 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Catch our 28 min preview for episode 2 "Hard Salt Beef" here or on pod platforms!
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Love you guys so much! @historyofwesteros.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Love you guys so much! @historyofwesteros.com
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we orcs have become aware that this day is the anniversary of your creation via fell sorcery (we assume fell sorcery was involved but that is just because that is the orcish personal experience - we don’t understand this “birth” talk)
We hope that you are celebrated this day!
we orcs have become aware that this day is the anniversary of your creation via fell sorcery (we assume fell sorcery was involved but that is just because that is the orcish personal experience - we don’t understand this “birth” talk)
We hope that you are celebrated this day!
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@historyofwesteros.com
we orcs have become aware that this day is the anniversary of your creation via fell sorcery (we assume fell sorcery was involved but that is just because that is the orcish personal experience - we don’t understand this “birth” talk)
We hope that you are celebrated this day!
we orcs have become aware that this day is the anniversary of your creation via fell sorcery (we assume fell sorcery was involved but that is just because that is the orcish personal experience - we don’t understand this “birth” talk)
We hope that you are celebrated this day!
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@historyofwesteros.com HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AZIZ!!!! 🎉🥳
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
@historyofwesteros.com HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AZIZ!!!! 🎉🥳
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@historyofwesteros.com I loved this latest episode on parallels between ASOIAF and Ancient Greece! Please keep ‘em coming!
(I know: very surprising from someone who has a podcast about parallels between real life and asoiaf) (so unexpected)
(I know: very surprising from someone who has a podcast about parallels between real life and asoiaf) (so unexpected)
October 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@historyofwesteros.com I loved this latest episode on parallels between ASOIAF and Ancient Greece! Please keep ‘em coming!
(I know: very surprising from someone who has a podcast about parallels between real life and asoiaf) (so unexpected)
(I know: very surprising from someone who has a podcast about parallels between real life and asoiaf) (so unexpected)
They asked a question from @ashaya.historyofwesteros.com - but it was Dexter's answer to Visouner that had me d'awwwwing. #AKOTSK #NYCC
October 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
They asked a question from @ashaya.historyofwesteros.com - but it was Dexter's answer to Visouner that had me d'awwwwing. #AKOTSK #NYCC
At the panel for #KnightoftheSevenKingdoms and they gave out posters!! So excited for this trailer. @newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
At the panel for #KnightoftheSevenKingdoms and they gave out posters!! So excited for this trailer. @newyorkcomiccon.bsky.social
Thrilled to be approved for NYCC press - we will be attending the panel for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and the GRRM spotlight, among other fun panels and events! Let us know if you'll be attending! We will have HoW stickers for anyone who says hi.
October 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Thrilled to be approved for NYCC press - we will be attending the panel for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and the GRRM spotlight, among other fun panels and events! Let us know if you'll be attending! We will have HoW stickers for anyone who says hi.
Our friend Hannah from Game of Owns cosplayed #TanselleTooTall and absolutely nailed it! #AKnightoftheSevenKingdoms #DunkandEgg #DragonCon
September 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Our friend Hannah from Game of Owns cosplayed #TanselleTooTall and absolutely nailed it! #AKnightoftheSevenKingdoms #DunkandEgg #DragonCon
Aziz cosplayed Baelor the Blessed at #DragonCon TWOIAF shoot this year! Baelor would disapprove of just about everything at the con. #asoiaf
September 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Aziz cosplayed Baelor the Blessed at #DragonCon TWOIAF shoot this year! Baelor would disapprove of just about everything at the con. #asoiaf
Attended #DragonCon 2025 cosplaying Oscar Tully and met Aegon the Magnanimous, what an honor. #TWOIAF #HOTD #AegonII #MuppetTullys
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Attended #DragonCon 2025 cosplaying Oscar Tully and met Aegon the Magnanimous, what an honor. #TWOIAF #HOTD #AegonII #MuppetTullys
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This is me and @folkwise.wisefolk.org - we will be bringing both cosplays to DragonCon, too, but we were THRILLED to do Poison Ivy cosplay in Seattle itself, got some beautiful pics, and people were constantly asking Dom about his 'flower man' cosplay
August 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
This is me and @folkwise.wisefolk.org - we will be bringing both cosplays to DragonCon, too, but we were THRILLED to do Poison Ivy cosplay in Seattle itself, got some beautiful pics, and people were constantly asking Dom about his 'flower man' cosplay
We had such a great time at #Worldcon Seattle - our 4th Worldcon, and we will be at Anaheim 2026 as well. Listened to fascinating panels (including with GRRM), saw good friends, and had many pleasant conversations. Lots of sightseeing was also had!
August 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We had such a great time at #Worldcon Seattle - our 4th Worldcon, and we will be at Anaheim 2026 as well. Listened to fascinating panels (including with GRRM), saw good friends, and had many pleasant conversations. Lots of sightseeing was also had!
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@historyofwesteros.com Daenys the Reamer, here with the juice of Targeryan prophecy. She produced bundles of paper recording her foretellings. Boring a hole in Valyrian history.
June 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@historyofwesteros.com Daenys the Reamer, here with the juice of Targeryan prophecy. She produced bundles of paper recording her foretellings. Boring a hole in Valyrian history.
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This episode of @historyofwesteros.com is helping me with my current WIP.
My answer, and my characters would agree: you get to be called king not when you put a crown on your head, but when you outlive all the other claimants.
As Fionn said: the problem with living history is surviving it.
My answer, and my characters would agree: you get to be called king not when you put a crown on your head, but when you outlive all the other claimants.
As Fionn said: the problem with living history is surviving it.
June 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This episode of @historyofwesteros.com is helping me with my current WIP.
My answer, and my characters would agree: you get to be called king not when you put a crown on your head, but when you outlive all the other claimants.
As Fionn said: the problem with living history is surviving it.
My answer, and my characters would agree: you get to be called king not when you put a crown on your head, but when you outlive all the other claimants.
As Fionn said: the problem with living history is surviving it.
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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New episode!
Join your hosts and guest @szegfu.bsky.social as we discuss one of GRRM’s favourite topics: food!
We discuss having to adapt to a new food culture, food of the North(s), spices in medieval Europe, how to recreate Joffrey's wedding feast, and more!
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kcwt8-...
Join your hosts and guest @szegfu.bsky.social as we discuss one of GRRM’s favourite topics: food!
We discuss having to adapt to a new food culture, food of the North(s), spices in medieval Europe, how to recreate Joffrey's wedding feast, and more!
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kcwt8-...
April 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
New episode!
Join your hosts and guest @szegfu.bsky.social as we discuss one of GRRM’s favourite topics: food!
We discuss having to adapt to a new food culture, food of the North(s), spices in medieval Europe, how to recreate Joffrey's wedding feast, and more!
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kcwt8-...
Join your hosts and guest @szegfu.bsky.social as we discuss one of GRRM’s favourite topics: food!
We discuss having to adapt to a new food culture, food of the North(s), spices in medieval Europe, how to recreate Joffrey's wedding feast, and more!
www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kcwt8-...