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monterey jack
@hijacked.bsky.social
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refuge for the stupid
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 5m
Oh sorry, your mum
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 31m
With your mom last night
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 40m
Every time you make a joke about British food it’s “yeah well we don’t have school shootings” or (new) “your communities are being torn apart by ice” like yeah Horace I’m well aware thanks
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Horace Dorrington @mrtrellis.bsky.social · 4h
Whatever gets you through another day of death squads I suppose.
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 13h
The things British people are doing with meat and eggs and pastry are criminal
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 46m
Maybe but keep the gala pie away from me
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 49m
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 53m
Haha so funny Americans have death squads
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 13h
“This is the best one” and it’s something out of my nightmares
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 13h
Watching gbbo pastry week technical challenge with my hand over my mouth
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 13h
The things British people are doing with meat and eggs and pastry are criminal
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 16h
Hell Yes Hell Yes
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GeekTyrant @geektyrant.com · 16h
M. Night Shyamalan Developing a Live-Action Magic 8 Ball Series
M. Night Shyamalan Developing a Live-Action Magic 8 Ball Series
M. Night Shyamalan is going to be shaking things up as he is bringing the mysterious Magic 8 Ball to life in a live-action TV series. The filmmaker is joining forces with Brad Falchuk , the creative mind...
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 20h
Just saw a take so bad I thought I was on stan twitter
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 1d
Wow, so it’s illegal to make plans with friends now
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The Rabbit Hole Cartographer @quacksanonymous.bsky.social · 2d
I don't think people are being alarmist when they say the current regime is setting up the legal rhetoric to kill you if they want to. The fact that Antifa isn't really an organization means that they can label anyone as Antifa. Declaring Antifa as terrorists means they can call anyone a terrorist.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d
Seems pretty fucked up that we keep getting sequels to Tron but not one sequel to the beach that makes you old!
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 1d
So thankful that dudes without game now have the option of driving all of our energy bills up to come up with devastating lines like it was nice to meet you
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 2d
This is amazing. I laughed out loud www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
As 32-year-old Rich points out, though, "it's not like using ChatGPT guarantees success". When he met someone in a bar one Friday night and swapped social media handles, he asked AI what his next move should be. ChatGPT discerned that sending an initial message on Monday midmorning would set the right pace. "Then it gave me some options for what the message could be," says Rich. "Keep it light, warm, and low-stakes so it reads as genuine interest without urgency," the bot advised. "Something like: Hey Sarah, still laughing about [tiny shared moment/reference if you've got one] - good to meet you!" Rich went back and forth with ChatGPT until he felt they'd hit upon exactly the right message ("Hey Sarah, it was lovely to meet you") but sadly she never replied, he says. "It's been two weeks now."
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In heaven, everything is fine ✏️ @ejschuster.bsky.social · 4d
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A bipedal fish monster
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Hend Amry @libyaliberty.bsky.social · 6d
Most people can’t leave anyway. Whenever I read a post about get out while you can, I wince. Most people can’t. No one should have to anyway.
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 7d
Here’s how kpop and metal music are different a follow up PowerPoint by me
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 7d
Here’s how kpop and metal music are the same a PowerPoint by me
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 7d
Can’t tell if there’s a problem with my headphones or if that’s just how this bongripper song sounds and I mean that in a positive way
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 7d
Ok sinner by Judas Priest
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 7d
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
Buried in Altman's post is the real story: "People are generating much more than we expected per user," using massive compute resources on content that's often being generated for very small audiences (it is, after all, a social media app). OpenAl will "have to somehow make money for video generation," Altman wrote. Translation: Sora is burning through compute costs with no offsetting revenue. Altman floated a potential solution: "We are going to try sharing some of this revenue with rightsholders who want their characters generated by users." The idea-perhaps similar to You Tube's ad-monetization program for videos that include copyrighted material -would give studios a financial incentive to opt in. "The exact model will take some trial and error to figure out," Altman acknowledged, "but we plan to start very soon."
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 7d
I’m starting off with bongripper and Judas Priest for the history of it if you care
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 7d
Exactly
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monterey jack @hijacked.bsky.social · 7d
The cool thing about getting into metal music is all the songs are like fifteen minutes long
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