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The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.

Holy. Shit.

www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I have started reading Atmosphere, please respect my privacy at this time
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The new cat tree is a big hit
December 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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In one of my very gentle and wholesome local park and wildlife groups someone asked if the otters had been spotted lately and a man has replied “Nope, still just dark brown all over.” Chaos.
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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apologies to everyone who thought they had a coolass name but
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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when people say to "listen to your body" i dont think they understand my body is telling me to eat a plate of mini quiches for lunch 24/7
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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TIL why Spielberg and Affleck have never worked together and lmao. King shit.
December 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This apartment is Bigger Than Before, and I'm getting excited to look for new (to me) rugs and lamps
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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stop trying to make villains acceptable!!! likable, relatable, whatever it is exactly i don’t care and i want it to stop. we don’t need their backstory. i want to know why mrs. potts had a tea set worth of kids and no partner. where’s the deadbeat coffee pot dad?!
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Carrots happy
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hey guess what I live in Delaware now
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I found out Henry Kissinger died from an Instagram account that posts memes about American Girl dolls
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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stop what you’re doing and watch this birb
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@harrietvane.bsky.social Oscar wars is great, I love the voices
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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My position on taking action. And on the important space between everything and nothing.
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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whale loneliness epidemic
nowadays, the whale-fishery furnishes an asylum for many romantic, melancholy, and absent-minded young men
December 13, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Always an honor to be part of the nap pile
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Give me a hammer and a sundress and point me toward the nearest data center.
Smash the slop machines.
Undermine the patriarchy.
Be like Ned Ludd!
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I would like these shoes please
Stunning pair of c. 1,500 year-old luxury women’s leather shoes!
Exceptionally well-preserved and still shimmering with gold leaf! ✨

From Egypt. V&A Museum 📷 by me

#Archaeology
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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generational discourse can be solved once and for all by distinguishing between "remembers no computers", "remembers no personal computers", and "remembers no cell phones". everything before that fought in wars. everything after that is, best case scenario, inventing the borg
we really do exist.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I am very over moving
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i feel like i would be pretty good at having between five and ten million dollars
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM