hheitzman.bsky.social
@hheitzman.bsky.social
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I am not exaggerating when I say that I have never thrown away anything that smells as bad as the average scented trash bag
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I’d swear there is a game of Air Hockey being played in Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy”
July 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nice sighting at one of my LCBs for #SienkiewiczSaturday
July 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just finished @jasonkpargin.bsky.social ‘s “I Am Starting To Worry About This Black Box of Doom” audiobook. What should I listen to now?
June 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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30% of the necessary skills to successfully having an animal is rewriting lyrics to any song or adding lyrics to instrumental songs to make them about your pet
April 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I’m legitimately grateful that my Discover timeline peppers in some @in-otter-news.bsky.social and @dailybunnies.bsky.social in amongst the ongoing reports of the overall collapse of just about everything else. Oh, and @weratedogs.com
April 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I never realized this was a practical effect
My favorite low tech special effect
March 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Whoopsy! #Andor
March 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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This taught me that sometimes a flaw in a technology is going to persist until that technology dies altogether so you might be able to just wait it out
March 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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CLIP: “Is it true Modern Ag Alliance was founded by Bayer, who owns Monsanto?”

@brotherjones_ exposes a witness speaking for @rustygrills’ bill protecting giant corps from lawsuits by sick farmers.

(Johnny Shaw helped Republicans pass it anyway)

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DHJADAV...
March 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
February 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
That mid 2000s boutique hotel soundtrack vibe is alive and well at Chipotle
February 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hi 👋
January 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM