Jeff May
@heytherejeffro.bsky.social
It's me Jeff! (May) (From comedy) (And podcasts) (And Netflix)
Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
Patreon.com/jeffmay for a bunch of rad shit
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Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
"Hey, miss doesn't-find-me- attractive-sexually-anymore
I just tripled my productivity."
I just tripled my productivity."
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Let this be the motto of the AI movement.
Is this anything?
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is this anything?
Look at this insane lineup for they're December 5th Mint on Card! LOOK AT IT!
PLUS giveaways all night?
I think we're doing comedy wrong, because this should be expensive, but it's free instead
PLUS giveaways all night?
I think we're doing comedy wrong, because this should be expensive, but it's free instead
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Look at this insane lineup for they're December 5th Mint on Card! LOOK AT IT!
PLUS giveaways all night?
I think we're doing comedy wrong, because this should be expensive, but it's free instead
PLUS giveaways all night?
I think we're doing comedy wrong, because this should be expensive, but it's free instead
I love that Home Alone 2 has an extended bit where Kevin McAllister fakes a mass shooting right after calling Tim Curry gay
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I love that Home Alone 2 has an extended bit where Kevin McAllister fakes a mass shooting right after calling Tim Curry gay
The Brian Kiley episode of JHCF is free everywhere! He has Emmys for both times of day!
Just type "Jeff Has Cool Friends" wherever you get your podcasts!
Just type "Jeff Has Cool Friends" wherever you get your podcasts!
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Brian Kiley episode of JHCF is free everywhere! He has Emmys for both times of day!
Just type "Jeff Has Cool Friends" wherever you get your podcasts!
Just type "Jeff Has Cool Friends" wherever you get your podcasts!
Thanksgiving is merely Christmas-Halftime. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Thanksgiving is merely Christmas-Halftime. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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A whole season about movies @nerdnumbers.com hasn't seen is a great idea. I am absolutely flabbergasted and baffled by the December episodes movie.
Mostly because it's the only one of these I have seen, but damn.
Mostly because it's the only one of these I have seen, but damn.
The latest episode of NERD! is available for free everywhere! We talked about 2011's Warrior, which is way better than it has any right being. It's also a movie @nerdnumbers.com hadn't seen yet. Come listen for free on Patreon.com/jeffmay or anywhere else you find Jeff Has Cool Friends!
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A whole season about movies @nerdnumbers.com hasn't seen is a great idea. I am absolutely flabbergasted and baffled by the December episodes movie.
Mostly because it's the only one of these I have seen, but damn.
Mostly because it's the only one of these I have seen, but damn.
The latest episode of NERD! is available for free everywhere! We talked about 2011's Warrior, which is way better than it has any right being. It's also a movie @nerdnumbers.com hadn't seen yet. Come listen for free on Patreon.com/jeffmay or anywhere else you find Jeff Has Cool Friends!
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The latest episode of NERD! is available for free everywhere! We talked about 2011's Warrior, which is way better than it has any right being. It's also a movie @nerdnumbers.com hadn't seen yet. Come listen for free on Patreon.com/jeffmay or anywhere else you find Jeff Has Cool Friends!
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“My emails to human traffickers have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my emails”
Breaking news: Harvard University is launching an investigation of the relationship between its former president Larry Summers and Jeffrey Epstein.
Summers said in a statement that he has resigned from the board of ChatGPT’s maker OpenAI.
Summers said in a statement that he has resigned from the board of ChatGPT’s maker OpenAI.
Larry Summers leaves OpenAI as Harvard opens inquiry into his Epstein ties
Documents released by Congress show the former Treasury secretary kept in contact with Epstein after he pleaded guilty to solicitation of prostitution in 2008.
wapo.st
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
“My emails to human traffickers have people asking a lot of questions already answered by my emails”
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It's the most wonderful time of the year (when I get to post this gif way too much)
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year (when I get to post this gif way too much)
Making a lot of concessions about how much I hate hearing about Jesus and how much I love Christmas music
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Making a lot of concessions about how much I hate hearing about Jesus and how much I love Christmas music
Reading an "Urgent" email from the Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Reading an "Urgent" email from the Democrats.
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Good morning! Time to enjoy a brand new HYPECAST with the lovely @heytherejeffro.bsky.social! Listen!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/APVOr
Apple: shorturl.at/tcGKy
YouTube: shorturl.at/iWCO6
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/APVOr
Apple: shorturl.at/tcGKy
YouTube: shorturl.at/iWCO6
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Good morning! Time to enjoy a brand new HYPECAST with the lovely @heytherejeffro.bsky.social! Listen!
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/APVOr
Apple: shorturl.at/tcGKy
YouTube: shorturl.at/iWCO6
SoundCloud: shorturl.at/APVOr
Apple: shorturl.at/tcGKy
YouTube: shorturl.at/iWCO6
I wonder if Dems are going to realize that simply not being the other guys is no longer enough, and they actually have to like, do stuff for actual human people, now.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I wonder if Dems are going to realize that simply not being the other guys is no longer enough, and they actually have to like, do stuff for actual human people, now.
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Can't believe we have to say this again, but if you catch fire at one of our shows, it's your 100% fault. Read the fine print when you buy your tickets next time, you flammable losers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can't believe we have to say this again, but if you catch fire at one of our shows, it's your 100% fault. Read the fine print when you buy your tickets next time, you flammable losers.
Me and my friends would've killed Dick Chaney with hammers i can tell you that much
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Me and my friends would've killed Dick Chaney with hammers i can tell you that much
What a weird way to find out Dick Cheney had a heart
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What a weird way to find out Dick Cheney had a heart
News: "It's unclear if the LAPD will protect Los Angeles' most vulnerable citizens from Federal Overreach."
LAPD when Brown People do anything:
LAPD when Brown People do anything:
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
News: "It's unclear if the LAPD will protect Los Angeles' most vulnerable citizens from Federal Overreach."
LAPD when Brown People do anything:
LAPD when Brown People do anything:
If y'all haven't listened to the latest JHCF with Jenn Sterger, you're nodding out on an INSANE bundle of stories.
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
If y'all haven't listened to the latest JHCF with Jenn Sterger, you're nodding out on an INSANE bundle of stories.
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
www.patreon.com/posts/142226...
Opening up some chunky-ass Avengers cards today at 4pm Pacific. If you don't watch, it means you're a bad person who smells like a fat sack of turds. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
I Must Break You: 2022 Fleer Ultra Marvel Avengers Hobby Box Searching for Big Hits!
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October 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Opening up some chunky-ass Avengers cards today at 4pm Pacific. If you don't watch, it means you're a bad person who smells like a fat sack of turds. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
www.youtube.com/live/KfZ7crt...
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New #MondayShow up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social talk out of shape ICE agents, the destruction of the East Wing, a prison population milestone, and so much more!
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
October 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
New #MondayShow up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social talk out of shape ICE agents, the destruction of the East Wing, a prison population milestone, and so much more!
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5Ox6...
Blood Rave in Blade rips, but it makes no sense. That would be like going to a party that showers you with protein shakes.
October 26, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Blood Rave in Blade rips, but it makes no sense. That would be like going to a party that showers you with protein shakes.
I used to train cops how to box, and let me tell you, there's not much more of a satisfying feeling than making a cop bleed and then telling them it's their fault for their lack of skill.
October 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I used to train cops how to box, and let me tell you, there's not much more of a satisfying feeling than making a cop bleed and then telling them it's their fault for their lack of skill.