Jeff May
@heytherejeffro.bsky.social
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We've made some pretty great technological leaps since 1897.
What I'm saying is that I'd put money down that we could probably fuck Dracula up with some kind of weird Kickstarter flashlight or if you ran him over with your car while he's a bunch of rats.
Not only am I opening this box today at 4pm Pacific, but I'll be accepting @nerdnumbers.com challenge to show off the weirdest graded card in my collection! Come watch and hang!
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I Must Break You: 2022 Upper Deck Marvel Beginnings Volume 2 Series 1
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It's @erichowk.bsky.social Day over on Jeff Has Cool Friends! You might know him from @portugaltheman.bsky.social, or maybe you know him from being cool and my friend! Either way, check out patreon.com/jeffmay for early access to uncensored episode with bonus content!
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She's doing great! And is good at pinball!
She's now a cartoon of a chubby teen, and the big boys are big mad.
Why can't society accept that I, an aging member of a non-key demographic, am who should be targeted by all forms of entertainment at all times???
LET KORN PLAY AT HALFTIME AND ALSO MAKE IT SO I CAN JACK OFF TO APRIL O'NEIL AGAIN!
The only correct choice for the Super Bowl halftime performance is whoever I, specifically, liked when I was 15. Any other choice should be considered an act of sedition.
Mint on Card is this Friday at Blast from the Past in Burbank!
This lineup is sick as hell, the show is free, and we've got all sorts of free shit to give away!
Come hang, because if you don't, it means you're a loser with bad breath.
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Has anyone checked to see if Pete Davidson has taken pilot lessons recently?
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism
Men's Rights Activists going on their podcasts to complain about how men are having less sex than ever
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New episode of #TheMondayShow up now! @adamtodbrown.bsky.social and @heytherejeffro.bsky.social discuss a depressing report about American kids, ICE embracing surveillance technology, and so much more! Get it:

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Happy #BatmanDay to all who celebrate! As a special gift, @startthemachine.bsky.social and I are presenting you with a free gift of some classic, previously paywalled episodes of TAJWB (swipe to see which ones), which you can access for FREE over at Patreon.com/jeffmay! No membership required!
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This month's Nerd! (cc @heytherejeffro.bsky.social ) and @tjshevlin.bsky.social comes to play! I thought I was a Tim Drake Robin fan, and he puts me to shame.

He has a TIm Drake tattoo, Batman Returns figure, and an amazing theory on why Tim Drake is Peter Parker!

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NERD! 39: Tim Drake/Robin feat. T.J. Shevlin | Jeff May
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Jeff and Abe: Hat Guys!
Doop from X Men wearing a Jeff May "M" hat Abe re-imagined as Slurms MacKenzie from Futurama wearing a baseball cap with "SB" on it
Me and @abeepp.bsky.social doing a pod together??? That's like that time George and Elaine hung out alone! This one is REALLY fun, so listen up, you precious freaks!
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JHCF 102: Abe Epperson | Jeff May
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drew @dogballs.info · Sep 15
Hey man nice black hoodie/news boy cap combo. I know a The Dark Knight blu-ray steelbook hates to see you comin