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HEZ 🍃
@hexhez.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🔞 30+ they/them southern weirdo. Drag king & professional dumbass. FUB FREE ✌️
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I'm going thru photos from the drag show and there's a couple of cute ones of me as Buggy the emcee 🤡
the real reason I haven't drawn Nikki is because I am so bad at drawing clothes and intricate hair. I love her so much but I'm not built for that.
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
ok chicago plane tickets booked 🫠 its going to be a gnarly winter up there but oh well!! gotta get da surgery!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
marketplace is so unserious
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
lrp is killing me bc i was LITERALLY just thinking to myself "its not a moral failing to think someone/thing is just simply fucking annoying" after blocking someone popular who gets on my nerves
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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i think the inability to tell the difference between "i don't like it" and "i don't like it so i have to figure out a way to imply this thing i don't like is morally evil" is the most fundie thing i see people who are aren't technically fundie regularly do these days
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Whatever horrors you may find in these dark spaces, have heart and see them through.

There are no premature endings. There are no wrong decisions.

There are only fresh perspectives and new beginnings.

This is a love story.

SLAY THE PRINCESS is 40% off on Steam, the cheapest it's even been.
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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The frogs will rise.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"if you play this controversial game you will go to hell" "if you have crazy sex you will go to hell" "if you do one drug you will go to hell" brother, god is not here. i am
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Them
#Hades
December 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
incredible that i have literally thousands and thousands of shows at my fingertips not a single one that i want to watch. unreal.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i gotta catch up on some credit payments so i can clear my budget for commission budget 😭 everyone's opening them up and I'm staring wistfully through the window
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Happy old year
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
there's a new nikki bug/exploit that lets people upload their own images and so far its being used in the silliest way possible
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I smell comic backgrounds chatter on the wind, just gonna drop this in here and let it speak for itself

From How to Webcomic!
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM