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I don’t like how the rise of ASMR has made food content makers think we want to hear their wet smacking mouths eat their slop. Turn off your mic
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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o PÊNIS de Bill Clinton
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
where were you when a second Clinton blowjob hit the white house
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m in bed with an iced coffee beta blockers a joiint Star Trek TOS on the tv. I’m unstoppable. I’ve never moved my body. I’ve seen the divine light and it had a companion app for dimming and such. I will get 8 hours of sleep tonight
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
has anyone else noticed the resurgence of YTP or is it just my algorithm?
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
what is strange new worlds about
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
HBD Kathleen Hanna I wish you were on here instead of twitter
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Frankenstein is a metaphor for the dangers of reanimating corpses with electricity
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Accidentally finished a text to my therapist with ‘xx’
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
my photo app now recognises me pre-trans as a different person. Is [corporation] an ally?
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
TNG has the funniest theme song of all time. Like I’m ready. I’m on an adventure. Take me to space, boys. This episode we’re going to have an arbitration hearing with horny Satan
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
we have to save the world and grow old. I need to hear Gen Z telling 60th anniversary stories about meeting their boywife on the oWo channel of a transfem meme admin’s discord channel
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
nothing is matters - Metallica
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
guess who got too high to sleep
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Thank you for calling Greeneville Zoo. Press 1 for hours. Press 2 to speak with a monkey.
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
mitski and ethel cain are on the new florence album
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m not saying that seeing both the HIRS collective and Ethel Cain live within 2 weeks of each other made me trans but it was definitely the decider
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I never even considered that there could be a Double Dragon movie. Maybe I’m a bad person
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Nice
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
demi moore implies the existence of poot moore
October 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it sucks seeing people live your dream
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM