Jon Herman
@hermjon.bsky.social
Screenwriter, *Straight Outta Compton*, dog lover, live music-head, phish, lcd, radiohead, owls, hot tubs & soft drinks, dappled sunlight, art;
Born CT Jew, currently Silver Lake Newly-Sober Jew
Born CT Jew, currently Silver Lake Newly-Sober Jew
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There’s somethin freaky bout jumbo blueberries
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 AM
There’s somethin freaky bout jumbo blueberries
Marty Supreme is a remarkably entertaining film, and much like Uncut Gems, has an indescribably aching Jewishness to it (and not in the usual cliched manner) that it cuts to the heart of generational trauma. Kind of the perfect moment for this film. The honeycomb scene, my God. High fucking Art.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Marty Supreme is a remarkably entertaining film, and much like Uncut Gems, has an indescribably aching Jewishness to it (and not in the usual cliched manner) that it cuts to the heart of generational trauma. Kind of the perfect moment for this film. The honeycomb scene, my God. High fucking Art.
There aren’t very many genuine old school Wits left on the planet, we must cherish them
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There aren’t very many genuine old school Wits left on the planet, we must cherish them
There’s no more comfortable place to eat than a roomy and cushy booth at a diner. And yet we spend 100x more money to sit at tiny tables in tiny chairs for “cuisine”. It’s weird. Anyway thank goodness for phat boofs
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
There’s no more comfortable place to eat than a roomy and cushy booth at a diner. And yet we spend 100x more money to sit at tiny tables in tiny chairs for “cuisine”. It’s weird. Anyway thank goodness for phat boofs
the glazed-eyed "whatever" of literally every single registered republican in this fucking country as they watch this and wonder why everyone else is telling them "NO YOU LITERALLY ARE A PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU'RE COMPLICIT WITH THIS STOP TRYING TO PRETEND ITS NOT TRUE"
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the glazed-eyed "whatever" of literally every single registered republican in this fucking country as they watch this and wonder why everyone else is telling them "NO YOU LITERALLY ARE A PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU'RE COMPLICIT WITH THIS STOP TRYING TO PRETEND ITS NOT TRUE"
i wonder how many times "Quiet Piggy!" will be uttered at gay thanksgivings across our great nation tomorrow...
if you think the number is less than ten million, then you just don't understand Gay
if you think the number is less than ten million, then you just don't understand Gay
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i wonder how many times "Quiet Piggy!" will be uttered at gay thanksgivings across our great nation tomorrow...
if you think the number is less than ten million, then you just don't understand Gay
if you think the number is less than ten million, then you just don't understand Gay
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I miss the halcyon HBO days of “OZ”… when u could get the highest quality character drama and then on the same channel get the hottest soft core gay porn literary prison trash this side of Video West
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I miss the halcyon HBO days of “OZ”… when u could get the highest quality character drama and then on the same channel get the hottest soft core gay porn literary prison trash this side of Video West
Remember like a week ago when trump and every other GOP was basically saying “Mamdani was responsible for 9/11” and now… this shit 🤦🏻♀️
Trump on MBS: "We have an extremely respected man in the Oval Office today. And a friend of mine for a long time. A very good friend of mine. I'm very proud of the job he's done in terms of human rights and everything else."
November 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Remember like a week ago when trump and every other GOP was basically saying “Mamdani was responsible for 9/11” and now… this shit 🤦🏻♀️
i mean, yeah. Trump is as gay as the day is long. He is a raging, mincing, macho-man-loving queen. The evidence was there all along, and we were tricked into believing he was some kind of lady-killer. But all he ever wanted was the D. We are collectively experiencing a Kobayashi moment.
Except gay
Except gay
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i mean, yeah. Trump is as gay as the day is long. He is a raging, mincing, macho-man-loving queen. The evidence was there all along, and we were tricked into believing he was some kind of lady-killer. But all he ever wanted was the D. We are collectively experiencing a Kobayashi moment.
Except gay
Except gay
I bet Charlize feels pretty awful for playing Megyn Kelly in that terrible movie that attempted to humanize her into a sympathetic character. Especially now that MK has been fully exposed as pure evil. Mind u i don’t blame CT, whom i adore… but that’s showbiz
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I bet Charlize feels pretty awful for playing Megyn Kelly in that terrible movie that attempted to humanize her into a sympathetic character. Especially now that MK has been fully exposed as pure evil. Mind u i don’t blame CT, whom i adore… but that’s showbiz
It’s wild, a few years ago, tame impala’s primary audience was indie rock dudes, dads with beards & a whole lotta top-knots…. Now it is mostly Gen Z girls
The times they are a changin!
The times they are a changin!
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It’s wild, a few years ago, tame impala’s primary audience was indie rock dudes, dads with beards & a whole lotta top-knots…. Now it is mostly Gen Z girls
The times they are a changin!
The times they are a changin!
Think I’m gonna die in this….
BLOUSE
👚
BLOUSE
👚
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Think I’m gonna die in this….
BLOUSE
👚
BLOUSE
👚
@helpingfriendly.xor.blue has Reba ever been an encore
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@helpingfriendly.xor.blue has Reba ever been an encore
Wtf did Apple TV crash?
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wtf did Apple TV crash?
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Dick Cheney dispatched to Hell? ✅
Democratic sweep✅
Republicans embarrassing themselves by trying so awkwardly to cope?✅
All within 24 hours?✅
What an embarrassment of riches.
Democratic sweep✅
Republicans embarrassing themselves by trying so awkwardly to cope?✅
All within 24 hours?✅
What an embarrassment of riches.
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dick Cheney dispatched to Hell? ✅
Democratic sweep✅
Republicans embarrassing themselves by trying so awkwardly to cope?✅
All within 24 hours?✅
What an embarrassment of riches.
Democratic sweep✅
Republicans embarrassing themselves by trying so awkwardly to cope?✅
All within 24 hours?✅
What an embarrassment of riches.
Johnson is, truly and without a doubt, one of the most inept and embarrassing politicians I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Just astoundingly bad.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Johnson is, truly and without a doubt, one of the most inept and embarrassing politicians I’ve ever witnessed in my life. Just astoundingly bad.
Check out Aileen Wuornos behind the plate
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Check out Aileen Wuornos behind the plate
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Bieber and smith, huh?
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Bieber and smith, huh?
there's always a special, heightened level of anticipation on the day when you're about to see a band you love for the first time. Today is that day for GEESE, and my middle aged body is ready to rock out with the Z's like it's 1995 🙃
October 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
there's always a special, heightened level of anticipation on the day when you're about to see a band you love for the first time. Today is that day for GEESE, and my middle aged body is ready to rock out with the Z's like it's 1995 🙃
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
I remember when the announcer said “this is baseball heaven!” And now basically everyone watching on tv and in Chavez ravine wishes they were dead
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I remember when the announcer said “this is baseball heaven!” And now basically everyone watching on tv and in Chavez ravine wishes they were dead
FRANKENSTEIN, as told by magnificent creator Guillermo Del Toro, is the greatest big budget horror epic about daddy issues ever… created.
(Get it? Creation? Good.)
And ffs see it on a massive screen and not your laptop
Either way, thanks Netflix for spending $10 billion on this gorgeous film
(Get it? Creation? Good.)
And ffs see it on a massive screen and not your laptop
Either way, thanks Netflix for spending $10 billion on this gorgeous film
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
FRANKENSTEIN, as told by magnificent creator Guillermo Del Toro, is the greatest big budget horror epic about daddy issues ever… created.
(Get it? Creation? Good.)
And ffs see it on a massive screen and not your laptop
Either way, thanks Netflix for spending $10 billion on this gorgeous film
(Get it? Creation? Good.)
And ffs see it on a massive screen and not your laptop
Either way, thanks Netflix for spending $10 billion on this gorgeous film