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Mysterious Noodle

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Hunger pang whispers, Egg and noodles intertwine, Ramen warms the soul. I support blah blah and stand with yadda yadda Ezekiel 23:20 Ramén 🇺🇸 ⚧ 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 10d

my spiritual advisor

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1h

Cheryl is soooo dumb.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1h

If I wanted to start a civil war rather than release the Epstein files, that's what I would do.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 2h

Waiting for Trump to give Alaska to Russia.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 2h

They will just go anonymous on 88chan.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 4h

a man in a blue shirt stands next to a woman and a man in a plaid shirt ..

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 4h

Another miniseries produced in Canada.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 5h

MAGA halftime show
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The Official Donald Trump Jam

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 6h

Why wait!

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 6h

It's True. Satan drinks fluoridated water, in Hell.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 7h

Puddles the Clown's father
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Puddles Pity Party - Folsom Prison Blues / Pinball Wizard Mash Up (Official Music Video)

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 16h

They serve a higher power.

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 17h

Hope it's not too late to stop them.

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 18h

I am outraged over being lied into wars for corporate profits and transferring wealth from taxpayers to the rich and the corporations they owned.
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Ike Was Wrong: The Military-Industrial-Congressional Complex Turns 60 - Breaking Defense

Eisenhower's speech, principally aimed at tamping down the shrill and untrue claims of the famous "missile gap," perhaps unintentionally stoked the historic fire of populism that distrusted the privat...

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 18h

My friend's father fought in Vietnam. He started having flashbacks like he was in a firefight speaking Vietnamese as he crawled across the ground. He watched his own men get tortured and killed.

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 18h

He was an US Army antifascist that fought in two wars over 20 years. He helped liberate the Nazi death camps then fought in Korea. It messed his head up.

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 19h

I remember my father being pissed that the tax rate on the rich was so high because he planned on getting rich, as he bought lottery tickets every drawing to get rich.

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Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin.bsky.social · 21h

Elections aren’t every 4 years or every 2 years, they’re every year. In California we have a special election for prop 50 and it’s a YES. If Texas can gerrymander then we should be able to. I know my comments will be filled with bots, but I won’t be intimidated. Our democracy is vanishing❤️

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 19h

Mind control.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 20h

It's probably already going on.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 21h

It's an improvement over grabbing them by the...

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Ruth @poofer.bsky.social · 1d

That's the truth right there 👊💙

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Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 22h

The Church of Trump's first Saint.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Texas isn't sending their best and brightest to Portland. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them.

Mysterious Noodle @hermeticseal.bsky.social · 1d

Buddha is said to have lived on hemp seeds during his six years of ascetic practice before achieving enlightenment, according to various legends. This connection highlights the historical significance of hemp in Buddhism and its nutritional value as a food source.