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“The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off.”

Trekkie🖖🏻
Film buff🎥
Taken🦏
Pinned
*randomly following me with no prior interaction on posts will also get you a block
Things I will not tolerate that will earn you a block-this will be updated periodically

Slut shaming
Body shaming of any kind
Your ignorant ass
Women bashing of any kind
Victim shaming/blaming
Shitty AI art
Rewatching this gem tonight
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
People who say “hundo” or “milly” are in the same league as people who use halla or yolo. I can’t fucking stand them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Tonight’s rewatch, I genuinely think this is one of the greatest fantasy film ever made.
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I finally watched it. I kept asking myself how much milk they could get out of this poor cow and the answer was, all of it.

That being said, I didn’t hate it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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A mother of 8 was sexually abused by an ICE officer.

She went public with the abuse, and was deported the very next day.

Her lawyer says she had a stay on her deportation order

They disappeared her so she couldn’t speak out.

Silvia Reyna Mendoza deserves justice.

ICE should be abolished.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I don’t know how some of you still have a Xitter account.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Today’s pick
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by I am the guardian of forever.
“the Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season. Now, don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.”

Grinch: * proceeds to give very detailed list of reasons why he hates Christmas*
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My upcoming three day work week followed by a long birthday weekend sounds just fine to me ☺️
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Do I believe people can change? Yes. Do I think they will?
a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "
ALT: a cartoon character named lisa simpson says " meh "
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Currently watching
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Elon really wants everyone to know he’s the greatest at not caring if you orgasm or not.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m so tired of humoring people. Can’t we all just drop the pretense and be honest?
November 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Tonight’s pick.
November 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Men, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I finally watched The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, loved it! Time to tackle Brave New World.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
🥹
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Alright Thunderbolts, you’re up
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I guess by Megyn R Kelly’s logic when I was 11 and molested/assaulted by a family friend I was still old enough for it to be no big whoop.
a bald man in a suit is making a face .
ALT: a bald man in a suit is making a face .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Today’s pick
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m so tired of being poor. It’s exhausting.
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
How am I almost 35 years old and I’ve only just discovered fried bell peppers?
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If your work provides a gym like mine please wipe down the fucking machine when you’re done you goddamn degenerate.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don’t trust Marty McFly. His only idea to get his dad to seem tough was to… attempt to sexually assault his own mom? Even if he didn’t want to like seriously Marty? That’s the BEST you and a genius could come up with?
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM