Mayor Rob the Gorilla
@hendos.bsky.social
Lifeboat maintainer and sponsor, painter, decorator and occasional T-shirt designer.
The crab story is a series.
My latest book 'Margaret Thatcher, My Part In His* Downfall' is available in no good bookshops from Monday.
*No, not a typo.
*No, not a typo.
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The crab story is a series.
It's Q&A time!
We've received a question at the Mayor's Office.
"Does #Wülferhampton have a House of Commons and House of Lords?"
Great question MudHutMaximus.
No.
We don't even have a House of Fraiser.
We do have @wulfhelm.bsky.social, so that's nice.
We've received a question at the Mayor's Office.
"Does #Wülferhampton have a House of Commons and House of Lords?"
Great question MudHutMaximus.
No.
We don't even have a House of Fraiser.
We do have @wulfhelm.bsky.social, so that's nice.
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It's Q&A time!
We've received a question at the Mayor's Office.
"Does #Wülferhampton have a House of Commons and House of Lords?"
Great question MudHutMaximus.
No.
We don't even have a House of Fraiser.
We do have @wulfhelm.bsky.social, so that's nice.
We've received a question at the Mayor's Office.
"Does #Wülferhampton have a House of Commons and House of Lords?"
Great question MudHutMaximus.
No.
We don't even have a House of Fraiser.
We do have @wulfhelm.bsky.social, so that's nice.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
You sure that isn't @justagain.bsky.social?
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom....
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You sure that isn't @justagain.bsky.social?
Greetings citizens of #Wülferhampton. We've started the public consultation.
Please post your comments below.
cc: @peter-heckel.bsky.social
Please post your comments below.
cc: @peter-heckel.bsky.social
Today’s headlines
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Greetings citizens of #Wülferhampton. We've started the public consultation.
Please post your comments below.
cc: @peter-heckel.bsky.social
Please post your comments below.
cc: @peter-heckel.bsky.social
You've just died or something.
The 6th whatever in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Seems legit.
The 6th whatever in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Seems legit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You've just died or something.
The 6th whatever in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Seems legit.
The 6th whatever in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Seems legit.
Everybody needs a penguin 👇
Nan purchased one. Turning up this weekend. Wish me luck!
a cartoon penguin is running on a treadmill with the word pengu behind him
ALT: a cartoon penguin is running on a treadmill with the word pengu behind him
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November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Everybody needs a penguin 👇
You'll be visited by free spirits.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You'll be visited by free spirits.
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social what is stopping you from doing this? 👇
Wycliffe, Wycliffe, no one should
Terrify their neighborhood!
But Wycliffe just won't be undone
Playing pranks on everyone!
Terrify their neighborhood!
But Wycliffe just won't be undone
Playing pranks on everyone!
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social what is stopping you from doing this? 👇
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
@wulfhelm.bsky.social hear me out on this one. 🙌
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social hear me out on this one. 🙌
As another day comes to a close (depending on timezone), Goodnight @littlecharliemouse.bsky.social
a mouse wearing a sweater is sitting in a cup that says goodnight
ALT: a mouse wearing a sweater is sitting in a cup that says goodnight
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November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
As another day comes to a close (depending on timezone), Goodnight @littlecharliemouse.bsky.social
Wycliffe, Wycliffe, no one should
Terrify their neighborhood!
But Wycliffe just won't be undone
Playing pranks on everyone!
Terrify their neighborhood!
But Wycliffe just won't be undone
Playing pranks on everyone!
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Wycliffe, Wycliffe, no one should
Terrify their neighborhood!
But Wycliffe just won't be undone
Playing pranks on everyone!
Terrify their neighborhood!
But Wycliffe just won't be undone
Playing pranks on everyone!
Foreword by Rob the Gorilla¹
¹ Might not be accurate.
¹ Might not be accurate.
Another day working on the book blurb for the back cover 😭🤣😭🤣😭
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Foreword by Rob the Gorilla¹
¹ Might not be accurate.
¹ Might not be accurate.
Say goodbye to dry skin.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Say goodbye to dry skin.
If you see this, I'm already gone.
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
If you see this, I'm already gone.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
What’s that Mr Pip ?🤔
Wulfie was out on the lash again last night with the Carls, got completely spam frittered, mislaid his posing pouch (again) & is having a long chat with some bloke called bleurgh in the latrines !
Wulfie was out on the lash again last night with the Carls, got completely spam frittered, mislaid his posing pouch (again) & is having a long chat with some bloke called bleurgh in the latrines !
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 AM
What’s that Mr Pip ?🤔
Wulfie was out on the lash again last night with the Carls, got completely spam frittered, mislaid his posing pouch (again) & is having a long chat with some bloke called bleurgh in the latrines !
Wulfie was out on the lash again last night with the Carls, got completely spam frittered, mislaid his posing pouch (again) & is having a long chat with some bloke called bleurgh in the latrines !
You know what else has retired?
Physics.
Physics.
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You know what else has retired?
Physics.
Physics.
You could buy your kid a recorder.
You could buy your kid a violin.
You could buy your kid a French horn.
Or you could do this 💪
You could buy your kid a violin.
You could buy your kid a French horn.
Or you could do this 💪
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You could buy your kid a recorder.
You could buy your kid a violin.
You could buy your kid a French horn.
Or you could do this 💪
You could buy your kid a violin.
You could buy your kid a French horn.
Or you could do this 💪
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Cook is Rick Stein.
The #Wülferhampton Mead Hall will be serving Cook’s signature¹ Rat Wellington² at Yuletide. 9p a portion (ketchup 3p) including half a roasted potato and all you can eat³ sprouts. Bargain.
¹ As in death warrant.
² Rat gruel in an old boot.
³ Before vomiting.
¹ As in death warrant.
² Rat gruel in an old boot.
³ Before vomiting.
People have more money than sense! M&S trying to make money back from the cyber attack!
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November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cook is Rick Stein.
The kids think you're Santa, so...
OK.
I may have, accidentally, killed Santa, but....
The rabid tree rat pressed like.
I may have, accidentally, killed Santa, but....
The rabid tree rat pressed like.
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The kids think you're Santa, so...
For the win
I have just found these in a kitchen cupboard. I neither bought nor requested these. If I eat them will I die?
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For the win