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Mayor Rob the Gorilla

@hendos.bsky.social

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Lifeboat maintainer and sponsor, painter, decorator and occasional T-shirt designer.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 3h

Is that a double entendre?

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 4h

You know when people say "be the best version of yourself?" Is this what they mean.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 4h

Tonight in the Big Lebowski House, Simon and Kate are doing shit.

a man stands in a kitchen with a table and stools

ALT: a man stands in a kitchen with a table and stools

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 4h

He meant it.

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 4h

Better than Morrisons.

WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 5h

Marks & Spencer food.

Overpriced and absolutely fucking tasteless.

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 11h

Also... Tell that to a cat.

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Daniel Pomarède @pomarede.bsky.social · 11h

NOIRLab image of the week

Rubin’s Giant Eye on the Southern Sky

Credit: RubinObs/NOIRLab/SLAC/NSF/DOE/AURA/P. Horálek (Institute of Physics in Opava) 🧪🔭
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Rubin Observatory is seen here beneath the southern sky. The Milky Way arcs overhead, and the Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) can be seen on the left.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

I just feel the urge to have a fight with a computer after seeing this.

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

I'm good thanks!

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, they are.

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

You can upload photographs now and it'll tell you if it's a #shitbirdphoto.

None of this percentage crap, just a straight yes/no.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Albert Hall! Hopefully they find the other one there.

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Afternoon Justin! How are you?

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Morning Flick!

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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of wulferhampton 📎 @ashashman1.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning wulferhampton have a wonderful Wednesday Hump Day you wondering weirdos

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Ash! How are you?! How is it Wednesday today?! This week has gone fast.

Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

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Mayor Rob the Gorilla @hendos.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning mate. Hope you have a great day.

Also, potatoes and something good on the vegan menu tonight. I'm very hungry now. I was dreaming about you and Nigella Lawson recipes last night. Wasn't as good as it sounds.