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@helpthissecretary.bsky.social
Pippins number 401
Ms. "Tam" Tenna's secretary.
Paid too much to leave for a better job.
Linked with the @latenighttalks.bsky.social portrayal
MDNI
Penned by Slimey (18)
Ms. "Tam" Tenna's secretary.
Paid too much to leave for a better job.
Linked with the @latenighttalks.bsky.social portrayal
MDNI
Penned by Slimey (18)
Pinned
Everything is fine here.
You don't need to look any closer.
. . . Go away.
You don't need to learn about me.
You don't need to look any closer.
. . . Go away.
You don't need to learn about me.
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「Even without a voicebox, I can speak to you」
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
「Even without a voicebox, I can speak to you」
// I'm just a guy that goes: Yeah that feels like them.
Jewel made herself look as feminine as possible.
401 started out thinking he was a female then realized he was a man.
And Battat. She just went with: Masculine top, feminine bottom, calling it a day (hence her triangle body shape)
Jewel made herself look as feminine as possible.
401 started out thinking he was a female then realized he was a man.
And Battat. She just went with: Masculine top, feminine bottom, calling it a day (hence her triangle body shape)
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
// I'm just a guy that goes: Yeah that feels like them.
Jewel made herself look as feminine as possible.
401 started out thinking he was a female then realized he was a man.
And Battat. She just went with: Masculine top, feminine bottom, calling it a day (hence her triangle body shape)
Jewel made herself look as feminine as possible.
401 started out thinking he was a female then realized he was a man.
And Battat. She just went with: Masculine top, feminine bottom, calling it a day (hence her triangle body shape)
* I had my boobs removed because they made me dysphoric
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
* I had my boobs removed because they made me dysphoric
[<— His legs are visibly cracked through his stockings]
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
[<— His legs are visibly cracked through his stockings]
* You guys treat your injuries?
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
* You guys treat your injuries?
* Honestly. . . I really need that
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
* Honestly. . . I really need that
* . . . Oops?
[Covering his face with his poncho, even more embarrassed]
[Covering his face with his poncho, even more embarrassed]
Okay well now you're starting to sound like me and I'm not sure I like that
* Stress. . . Relief?
* Well they say stress builds character. Or at least that's what Ms. Tenna says.
[He's bright red from embarrassment]
* Well they say stress builds character. Or at least that's what Ms. Tenna says.
[He's bright red from embarrassment]
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
* . . . Oops?
[Covering his face with his poncho, even more embarrassed]
[Covering his face with his poncho, even more embarrassed]
* Stress. . . Relief?
* Well they say stress builds character. Or at least that's what Ms. Tenna says.
[He's bright red from embarrassment]
* Well they say stress builds character. Or at least that's what Ms. Tenna says.
[He's bright red from embarrassment]
You look like you're about to fall over. I think you need the stress relief.
* I do? I'm just tired.
* And maybe a bit tipsy.
* Okay a lot tipsy.
* And maybe a bit tipsy.
* Okay a lot tipsy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
* Stress. . . Relief?
* Well they say stress builds character. Or at least that's what Ms. Tenna says.
[He's bright red from embarrassment]
* Well they say stress builds character. Or at least that's what Ms. Tenna says.
[He's bright red from embarrassment]
* I do? I'm just tired.
* And maybe a bit tipsy.
* Okay a lot tipsy.
* And maybe a bit tipsy.
* Okay a lot tipsy.
November 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
* I do? I'm just tired.
* And maybe a bit tipsy.
* Okay a lot tipsy.
* And maybe a bit tipsy.
* Okay a lot tipsy.
* . . . Looks like another day of boring paperwork is lined up for me
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
* . . . Looks like another day of boring paperwork is lined up for me
please love me, i beg! love me, i beg! 'til we feel madness creeping in!
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
* . . . Man I hate that I'm paid too much to leave.
* . . . It's stupid.
* . . . It's stupid.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
* . . . Man I hate that I'm paid too much to leave.
* . . . It's stupid.
* . . . It's stupid.
[He's having a cup of coffee and going through some paperwork silently]
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
[He's having a cup of coffee and going through some paperwork silently]
// I wanna use this guy more
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
// I wanna use this guy more
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* People say I'm a dog for my Tenna. I am not. I'm not a dog, I am a dice. There isna difference
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
* People say I'm a dog for my Tenna. I am not. I'm not a dog, I am a dice. There isna difference
[<— His legs and arms are constantly cracked and damaged. It hurts.]
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
[<— His legs and arms are constantly cracked and damaged. It hurts.]
* Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I have a mental breakdown on company time
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
* Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I have a mental breakdown on company time
[Thinking about his Tenna. Sighing longingly. Simp. But he knows he has no chance with her.]
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
[Thinking about his Tenna. Sighing longingly. Simp. But he knows he has no chance with her.]
// Laughs in I'm not getting a Tenna plush (did not learn about them till yesterday)
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
// Laughs in I'm not getting a Tenna plush (did not learn about them till yesterday)
[<— close to having a panic attack and is on their 10th cup of irish coffee]
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
[<— close to having a panic attack and is on their 10th cup of irish coffee]
[He's disassociating. That's normal for him. It's easier to disassociate than be scared. He's just sitting in a chair, facing a wall]
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
[He's disassociating. That's normal for him. It's easier to disassociate than be scared. He's just sitting in a chair, facing a wall]
* . . . My number gets a lot of jokes
* 401 you're not authorized to view this page.
* 401 you're not authorized to view this page.
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
* . . . My number gets a lot of jokes
* 401 you're not authorized to view this page.
* 401 you're not authorized to view this page.
(NC)
* I have nipple lasers
* Because people can fuck off when it comes to seeing my chest.
* I have nipple lasers
* Because people can fuck off when it comes to seeing my chest.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
(NC)
* I have nipple lasers
* Because people can fuck off when it comes to seeing my chest.
* I have nipple lasers
* Because people can fuck off when it comes to seeing my chest.
[Looks around nervously. He's in the break room having some coffee]
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
[Looks around nervously. He's in the break room having some coffee]