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Pippins number 401

Ms. "Tam" Tenna's secretary.

Paid too much to leave for a better job.

Linked with the @latenighttalks.bsky.social portrayal

MDNI

Penned by Slimey (18)
* . . What? I never said I thought it was cool. It's honestly annoying. But I don't have the time do deal with the.

* Ms. Tenna is very strict with the schedule
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
* Ah. . . I've never treated my injuries. I'm just. Numb to the pain of the cracks.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
// Ruby stuck with a genderless body. Because she honestly does not give a fuck about what she looks like as long as she's loved all the same
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
* But she's told you something. Anything right?

* I mean. She seems to trust you a lot
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 AM
* I swear if she's like that I'm going to be pretty upset.

* But she's so violent to everyone else. And I guess me. That's why I have the cracks.

* . . . I'm sure she has some sort of interest
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
* She's mentioned it a couple times.

* And yeah. Plus I get her coffee every day. And I'm literally jer secretary.

* She isn't as harsh on me as the other pippins but. She always acts so aloof.
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
* You've had a couple of long conversations with her. I think you know her more than me.

* She surely has let slipped what she's into right?
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
* Yeah I was expecting a short summary, not a huge ass ramble!

* Man. She doesn't even have a buisness partner
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
[<— Trans masc. Yet still wears stockings]
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
* Rude. I'm just tired and in pain so I can't process long rants.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
* Because that was overly complicated and a long rant. Isn't there like a. Simpler way. I mean. It's Tenna, how hard could it be?
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
* No. I'm fineeeee.

* Plus it'd annoy my Tenna. And she's scary when mad.
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
// Pfft yeah.

Depressed mess that needs 10 Irish coffees to get through the day
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
* . . . Most of that went in one ear and out the other.

* Anyways nice to meet you Mike
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
// I meannnnn. Not entirely wrong.

401 is just. Depressed and tired.
And done with this shit
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
 ̄- ̄
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
* No. I'm fine. Don't even notice the pain
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
* I've luckily not died yet. I'm just cracked. You know. How'd you get your Tenna to like you?

* I. . . I really love my Tenna. And I think she takes things a little easier on me compared to the others.

* Oh right I never said my name. I'm 401! Ms. Tenna's secretary
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
* I don't have that bad of damage. Plus I just do paperwork and get my Tenna coffee.
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
* Yeah. I mean. She's technically not a Tenna in a typical sense but. She definitely takes after one. But honestly I like that about her. . .

* And that sounds like my Tenna. . . Well she has killed a few of us. I think she killed the secretary before me.
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
* It's a waste of time and resources.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
* It's a waste of time and resources. That's what she says. She's right about a lot of things so.

[He shrugs]
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM