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🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
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A place to put the darker and/or more indulgent kinky content. Dove is served roasted with a side of fries. 20s, she/her. Will likely be fairly loose with the block button, especially if I don’t know you from my main. Anti-censorship.
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Welcome to the back alley, the darker or more personally indulgent stuff I’d rather keep to a smaller audience so people know what they’re getting into. Will contain dub/noncon, pregnancy whump, fat kink, and whatever other assorted stuff I want to throw over here.

Will be largely focused on Blitz!
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Comission for elephantbro

It seems not only Stolas is blimping up! Lliving with blob of a boyfriend finally catch up with Blitzo!

Want a comission? Just PM me!

#hellaverse #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossBlitzo #Blitzø #fat #BHM #SSBHM
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me: This fic seems right up my alley, and it's been popping up in the tag for a bit. I wonder why I wasn't following it?
Me: *opens the fic, sees Thing I Don't Like immediately in the first couple of paragraphs*
Me: Ah. That's why.
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Sketch reward for @bauchie.bsky.social
#Fatfur #MadMaid #HazbinHotel
First is the official, corrected version. Second one is for me.
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
There we go, that works.

I don’t want it to come across like I think fat kink is dark and disturbing, but the stuff I put over here tends to be more intense than the stuff I would put on main (posting cream filling off-anon notwithstanding) so that’s why it goes here.
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Welcome to the back alley, the darker or more personally indulgent stuff I’d rather keep to a smaller audience so people know what they’re getting into. Will contain dub/noncon, pregnancy whump, fat kink, and whatever other assorted stuff I want to throw over here.

Will be largely focused on Blitz!
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Maybe I should remake the pinned post actually, I made it at the start. I’m keeping the picture though. I want him in Anguish.
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I wish there was a little warning button that popped up when following beer that said ‘this account is for both fat/vore/ect kink and also dub/noncon and general whumpy/dead dove content. Whichever one you’re following for, know there will also be plenty of the other’.
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You think if Jax ate somebody it'd just sort of pass through his teeth like a ghost going through a wall
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
vore artists: [this moment has been noted]
December 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It feels like there's a slight disconnect in my brain between 'I write fics that people like' and 'people like my writing/ideas', somehow? I can accept the first one, but with the wrappeds, it's still wild people like my stuff Regularly as opposed to each individual thing if that makes sense.
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thinking of this again and the adventures of newly-dead Alastor and two teenagers trying to figure out how to make this work is still fun to me. Aster knows Alastor just wants to get the fuck out of here. Alastor knows Aster knows this. Stellaluna just wants to get knocked up and be done with it.
a little fun additional note to this: she'd be like 18 while he'd have died at like 45. :)
If only Stellaluna were born several decades before. Could’ve made a deal to own that man body and soul and he could wed demon royalty and surely that would be a big deal~ ->

I love this idea, yessss. She's generally pretty tied to the current time as a character in my head, but my immediate t...
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Stells in an orgy with Pippi leading so Pip can read the vibes and make sure everything is all in good fun and Stells isn’t getting too self-destructive with it, but she’s also enjoying having this hot barbie doll twice her size as a cum-thirsty kitten for the night.
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Plug her in every hole she’s got until she’s drooling jizz and dazed from being cum-drunk and actual-drunk, guts full of cum and face so dark with flush it’s practically a different color. She’s giggling as her sloshy gut hangs low when she’s hauled up, loving being a pretty fuckdoll for the night.
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Clocking in to talk about how my oc deserves to be spread and fucked stupid because she deserves it (affectionate)
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I want both Stellaluna and Blitz stuffed with absolutely ludicrous amounts of cum. I want them both to have thick, sloshy cum-tummies so heavy it’s spilling out their mouths and so big it goes past ‘pregnant’.

(Post made because I couldn’t decide which of them to say it about.)
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Oh yeah, since I’m thinking of it, I did get this ych ages ago by @/mychemicalvince! If this is a wet dream of hers or something she managed to somehow wrangle for real is up to viewer interpretation.
June 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Idea where Bee is able to turn off her lava for like a week and she just stuffs herself an absolutely insane amount to feel what it's like to actually be full, and when it switches back on, she's delighted that whatever weight she'd managed to put on actually stayed.
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Bee letting people who’ve impressed her with their gluttony swim around in her lava-lamp guts.
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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As much as I love Stolas & Blitz, my true love is Fizz

That said, I love the idea of Ozzie suggesting new kinks to try (he's Lust, he can be into literally anything as long as it's consensual) and getting a stronger-than-usual reaction from Fizz when he suggests weight gain
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Once again thinking of Blitz eating targets and getting Big off it. Baby-related or not, it fucks.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Vox should keep Angel locked up in his basement and turn him into his personal fuck toy.
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Stolas doing what he does best and that's looking good.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Model employee.
🖥🐟💦
Cw 🔞: dub con/hypnosis

#voxter (is that their ship name? Whtevr its Vox/Baxter)
March 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Alternately, Blitz is a hunter who thought he could take down the ancient dragon because the bounty would be enough to set him and his loved ones up for life, but he’s pinned down and fucked full of eggs instead. (They’d also be incredibly valuable… if he survives long enough to lay them, that is.)
October 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM