🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
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🔞Shadow the Blitz Squeezer🔞
@helluvahovel.bsky.social
A place to put the darker and/or more indulgent kinky content. Dove is served roasted with a side of fries. 20s, she/her. Will likely be fairly loose with the block button, especially if I don’t know you from my main. Anti-censorship.
DO NOT REPOST

Limited edition tummy post for turkey day because it looks so softttttt
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It has come up in the past too, so have some of those! (Plus his body’s physically stretchier due to magic influence so he can fit more.)
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mmmmmmmmm this is so good with Blitz. He's running on adrenaline and only realizes that he's passing out when somebody grabs his shoulders, and he promptly realizes they're the only reason he hasn't collapsed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
god this is still so fucking hot
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
When it’s that time of the month but he’s still hungry for it
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I got to properly look at the new place and I don’t want to share anything that includes the previous owner’s actual stuff but I was losing it at the Desolate Gray Toilet that was on the far end of a room that had absolutely NOTHING in it. I should have taken a wider shot, it would’ve been funnier.
November 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Anyway this Blitz needs to get fucked stupid by a Stolas that’s like 30, I think it’d be good for him. Knock out his daddy issues by giving him a new daddy that can be sweet AND sexy. That is the thesis of circus au.
October 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
this paragraph from after the eggs broke inside of him and they had to do emergency surgery to keep him from bleeding out made something in younger shadow’s brain go ‘ping!’ “Just as squished by him as he was by them.”
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
thinking about this specific bit from ISS again lads www.fanfiction.net/s/4018157/1/...
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Incredibly accurate post.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So, on one of my old flash drives, I unearthed the first 'kink' fic I ever started to write, without knowing that was what I was doing. According to the timestamp, I was about thirteen and a half.

The title made me cackle, ngl. I opened it, curious about the contents, and then There It Was.
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Awww, this was cute. Tummy full of either food or people. Probably both.
October 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh hey, I drew art of my GF-sona getting beaten the fuck up at some point, lmao. Presumably related to the nightmare realm thing?
October 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
APPARENTLY I DREW THEM ONCE
October 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
For anyone curious, and please ignore my scribbly handwriting: Based on number of fics from me, this was probably late 2022-early 2023. Less than 20 people, 30-ish fics. (I didn’t note down my criteria, so I’m not sure how broadly I threw my net.)
October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This is probably the best I’ve ever drawn him too. Damn.
October 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m also fond of this one
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If I didn’t like Blitz getting tased so much I’d make this the banner of this account
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the reblog is the attitude I am trying my best to have about my fanfic I make for fun
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Machine feeding but it's Blitz getting filled with ice cream like this.
October 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oh I’m not going to be normal about this shit in the SLIGHTEST
October 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’ll post tomorrow since it’s late here but I have made… Him
September 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I wanted to make a little scribble for the face so I wouldn’t agonize over that for too long and then not draw the body, but I finished the body and went back to fix it and look at him. I’m enamored.
September 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
plus, she has some meat on her in her 'canon' from the get-go, as she has muscle but also some chub-bulk to go with it. the others get more softness when they're a little older.
September 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
They’re not fantastic or anything, but I think they looked Soft when I was aiming for that and that’s real good
September 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM