Helena Athena Isabella
helabella.bsky.social
Helena Athena Isabella
@helabella.bsky.social
Will definitely probably write that novel some day maybe.

she/her transbian
Reminder that Rome (both the city and the empire) was way more ethnically and culturally diverse than the fascist fuckwits that co-opt its trappings would ever want to believe.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Here’s Judith Butler explaining what this movement is and always was, about five years ago.
December 3, 2025 at 8:24 AM
My favourite bits of Dropout content is any time Sam has his contestants do something and then is immediately horrified when they do the thing he had them do.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trans people, for literal years: You gotta stop buying HP shit, it's directly funding transphobic causes.
HP stans: BUT MUH CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA!
JK Rowling: No, they're right. I'm gonna use your money to directly fund transphobic causes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Punctuation is important, a hill on which I will gladly die.

When your friend makes a suggestion, and you respond with 'sure', it comes off as uninterested, almost obligatory.
If you respond with "sure!" it shows enthusiasm for the thing! You're eager to engage!
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
You're allowed to dislike things. You're also allowed to not engage with those things, and to go out and find things you do like.
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Legit the easiest way to make me feel safe in your Discord server before I'm even done joining it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My proudest internet achievement was somehow getting green-named on Facebook and I have no idea how to replicate that feat elsewhere.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
At the risk of confeesing to the unforgivable crime of liking Warcraft's story... my biggest frustration with it is that it gets dismissed almost out of hand as 'garbage' by people who proudly boast about not even reading quest text.
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fun fact: The last time I played Clue I would've won if not for the fact one of the other players either lied about the cards they had or mistakenly gave me wrong information, and then vehemently denied doing either of those things.
And I kinda just hated the game ever since.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Wait, does this mean that the detective is constipated?"
"Yeah no shit Sherlock."
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People who not only don't get that 40k is supposed to be satirical, but vehemently deny it, genuinely concern me.
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
"How do I automate myself out of my own creative processes entirely?"
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I randomly remembered in high school for French class I had to memorize a poem to recite for a test. I didn't much question it at the time, but now that I look back I gotta ask... Fucking why?

I don't remember anything about the poem. Not any of the lines, not the name, not what it was about...
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When you're about to make a reply to someone's argument that can, in its entirety, accurately be dismissed with 'you know what I mean', consider instead doing the following:

-don't
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You know, the Death Star is probably the most 'Nazi superweapon' thing ever. It's massive scale would make it a logistical nightmare, both in terms of construction and maintenance. Its only practical uses are terror and literal scorched earth. It's little more than a vanity project for high-ranking-
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Oh, God, this is one of those "where do I even start" things, because Roblox is, like, *fractally* fucked. They are terrible at content moderation. A lot of the games are rated incorrectly, so kids can encounter graphic content (sex or violence) out of nowhere --
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
FFXIV players will flip out over a trans actress in a prominent role, but have no qualms calling a sentient piece of rock candy 'she/her' even long before learning she used to be a mortal woman.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Riches a funny word. It looks like it might be a non-countable noun.
Non-countable nouns are nouns that are not their own unit. 3 lumps of gold, instead of 3 golds; 5 breaths of air instead of 5 airs. It's also the difference between much (non-countable) and many (countable).
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you tax the rich who don't pay taxes then they'll move and then you won't be able to tax them for the money they aren't paying anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
When is trans day of joy? Trans day of just chilling with the girlies? Trans day of look at all the dope shit trans people have done historically and in the present day?
its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM