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John Kleckner
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comic friend (he/they)

🏷️ #comic #animation #art
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you can tell AI is the future when the only way to boost engagement is by tricking users into clicking on it ('continue' and 'try it now' both open the Gemini sidebar)
Google Sheets pop-up saying "Uncover deeper data insights: Ask Gemini to analyze spreadsheet data, calculate metrics, and generate charts to reveal hidden patterns and trends." At the bottom there are two buttons for 'Continue' and 'Try it now', which are functionally identical
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Dr. Pepper Ten was kind of ahead of its time, considering today's political climate
Advertisement for Dr. Pepper Ten. 10 bold tasting calories, it's not for women.
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I think Kirby Air Riders (City Trial specifically) is the first time I've ever had fun playing a game online with randos
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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unlocked the Lanky Kong statue
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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turned my famous ghosts into Kirby Air Riders machines

sources for the uninitiated:
Hejibits #014 - Scuba Entei: imgur.com/7K9ebaS
Hejibits #085 - Haunted Humor: imgur.com/9DWAkZ7
Image of a Kirby Air Riders machine modeled after my 'Haunter used Mean Look' comic panel. The machine ID is MPFBP8BS Image of a Kirby Air Riders machine modeled after my 'Haunted Humor' punchline comic panel. The machine ID is M3XF0DNC
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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big year for hostile benches
Hollow Knight: Silksong screenshot of Hornet sitting at a trap bench, about to get got Pokémon Legends Z-A screenshot of a trainer character standing next to an anti-homeless bench
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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try Drill Run next time

#comic
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, a trainer and her Ampharos are facing off against me and Excadrill on a rooftop at night. The scene is very zoomed out, but close-up cutaway panels show Ampharos and Excadrill’s determined expressions. Panel 2: With my arm outstretched I yell, "EXCADRILL, USE DIG!" Excadrill is seen leaping in the air about to plunge into the ground. Panel 3: In a seemingly unrelated scene, a family of four is enjoying a dinner of Croissant Curry. Panel 4: Excadrill bursts from the ceiling, drilling through the table into the ground below. The family erupts in panic, falling back in their chairs as the room falls apart around them.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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hejibits.com John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 23d
shoulda sprung for the Rotom phone with water resistance
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Feraligatr and I are hiding behind a bush on a rooftop. We are sneaking up on our next opponent in the Z-A Royale, a trainer in a varsity jacket and a Charmander, who are also searching for an opponent. Panel 2: Feraligatr and I emerge from the bush, and with my arm outstretched I yell, "FERALIGATR, USE SURF!" Feraligatr responds "FEH!", and assumes a combat stance. Panel 3: Feraligatr summons a wave of water and pushes it towards our foes, flailing their arms in surprise as they are caught in a preemptive strike. Watching from a distance, I pump my fist in a moment of celebration. Panel 4: The wave of water subsides, but the trainer and Charmander are nowhere to be found. Feraligatr and I reel back in horror, realizing the consequences of our actions. Panel 5: In an up-shot of the building we were standing on, Feraligatr and I peer nervously over the edge of the building at the ground below. Panel 6: In an over-the-shoulder shot of Feraligatr and I looking down at the ground below, we see that the trainer and Charmander are lying motionless in a puddle on the sidewalk at ground level. Charmander's tail has also lost its flame, because my depravity knows no bounds.
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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#pogo Wild Area 2025 Haul (and a shiny Lickitung I found in my driveway today)
Pokémon Go screenshot showing a collection of shiny & perfect Pokémon caught recently
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I don't have much to say about the Mario Galaxy movie but...why did they give Bowser Jr. pink eye
Screenshot from The Super Mario Galaxy Movie of Bowser Jr. scheming with pink eye
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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AI is the future
Screenshot of the Facebook photo upload screen's 'Alternative text' menu, which says "Use generated alt text for this photo or add custom alt text:" and the generated alt text is "May be a doodle"
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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shoulda sprung for the Rotom phone with water resistance
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Feraligatr and I are hiding behind a bush on a rooftop. We are sneaking up on our next opponent in the Z-A Royale, a trainer in a varsity jacket and a Charmander, who are also searching for an opponent. Panel 2: Feraligatr and I emerge from the bush, and with my arm outstretched I yell, "FERALIGATR, USE SURF!" Feraligatr responds "FEH!", and assumes a combat stance. Panel 3: Feraligatr summons a wave of water and pushes it towards our foes, flailing their arms in surprise as they are caught in a preemptive strike. Watching from a distance, I pump my fist in a moment of celebration. Panel 4: The wave of water subsides, but the trainer and Charmander are nowhere to be found. Feraligatr and I reel back in horror, realizing the consequences of our actions. Panel 5: In an up-shot of the building we were standing on, Feraligatr and I peer nervously over the edge of the building at the ground below. Panel 6: In an over-the-shoulder shot of Feraligatr and I looking down at the ground below, we see that the trainer and Charmander are lying motionless in a puddle on the sidewalk at ground level. Charmander's tail has also lost its flame, because my depravity knows no bounds.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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(4 years later) ohh I get it. 'seedy' bagel
Deltarune screenshot of a text box reading "* (CD Bagel was added to your ITEMs.)"
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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#comic
hejibits.com John Kleckner @hejibits.com · Oct 27
thought my dad was cool for a second
In a black-and-white pencil-style comic, my dad and I are sitting in a public area. My dad is glancing at his phone, and says "hey John, do you know about dabbing?" I glance toward him and reply "yeah" I strike a seated dab pose, impressing many women off-screen. My dad, however, is puzzled My dab pose softens, and I nervously glance at my dad to gauge his reaction My dad lowers his phone and throws an explanatory hand gesture, saying "I meant like with weed". My posture shrinks, hands clasped, and I respond "oh"
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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hejibits.com John Kleckner @hejibits.com · Oct 12
job hunting in 2025
A black & white comic depicting a cartoon robot, raising one claw-arm in the air and saying "GREETINGS [RECIPIENT], I AM CONTACTING YOU REGARDING AN EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY" A cartoon self-insert of myself is sitting on a chair backwards, leaning over the back rest with a skeptical facial expression. He responds, "what's the pay" The robot pauses for a moment, slightly lowering its arm The robot winks and raises its arm to its cheek, and says, "IT'S A SECRET :)"
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Sponch
Sponch
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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that's my mayor (went to NYC once 20 years ago)
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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bringing a bit of chaos to the function by calling it "american baseball"
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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thinking about how much longer my life would be if they had this at launch
Animal Crossing: New Horizons 'Free Update' trailer screenshot of the crafting menu, now allowing you to craft multiple items at once
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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thought my dad was cool for a second
In a black-and-white pencil-style comic, my dad and I are sitting in a public area. My dad is glancing at his phone, and says "hey John, do you know about dabbing?" I glance toward him and reply "yeah" I strike a seated dab pose, impressing many women off-screen. My dad, however, is puzzled My dab pose softens, and I nervously glance at my dad to gauge his reaction My dad lowers his phone and throws an explanatory hand gesture, saying "I meant like with weed". My posture shrinks, hands clasped, and I respond "oh"
October 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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As is tradition, I have wringed dry the new Pokémon thing and won't touch it again until the DLC comes out (ft. pre-charm shiny haul)

I might shiny hunt all 10 Furfrou but I would rather watch paint dry right now so I'll go do some comics instead
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of the final Mable's Research reward being claimed. "Shiny Charm: Having one of these mysterious shining charms makes it more likely you'll encounter Shiny Pokémon in the wild." Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of my 'Rare' box, containing a Shiny Fletchling, Beedrill, Ampharos, Magikarp, Gyarados, Swirlix, Larvitar, and Kanghaskhan. There are also regional variants for Raichu, Slowpoke, and Stunfisk, and 5 spoiler Pokemon blurred out.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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if you put a funny letter in your title I *will* say it and you can't stop me. that hot new breakout rogue-lite? balk's pit. that cute anime about the spy family? spike's family. hideo kojima's favorite band as of death stranding 1? chuvurches
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Pokémon social media for the past week:
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of an NPC saying "We are all Trainers who live in the blessed company of Starmie"
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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No
Pokémon Legends: Z-A screenshot of an NPC child asking "Do you think we'd win all our battles if we asked an AI for instructions?"
October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM