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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 2h

analog rotom...

Pokémon Legends Z-A screenshot of a clock prop fashioned after Rotom

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 16h

And you're not gonna believe how they came up with the title Pokémon Black/White 2

John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 1d

I'm going to buy them and place them on my strongest spots to fool my enemies

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 1d

Hot take answer: GTA4
Cold take answer: DMC2

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 3d

even the stock photo is AI, incredible

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 3d

job hunting in 2025

A black & white comic depicting a cartoon robot, raising one claw-arm in the air and saying "GREETINGS [RECIPIENT], I AM CONTACTING YOU REGARDING AN EXCITING JOB OPPORTUNITY"

A cartoon self-insert of myself is sitting on a chair backwards, leaning over the back rest with a skeptical facial expression. He responds, "what's the pay"

The robot pauses for a moment, slightly lowering its arm

The robot winks and raises its arm to its cheek, and says, "IT'S A SECRET :)"

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 5d

The mark of a good platformer is its flexibility to let the player jam a square peg into a round hole

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 6d

file size not indicative of quality? then how do you explain why call of duty 23 black ops 6 is the greatest game ever made 😎

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 6d

chatgpt? more like, shit pee pee pee

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 6d

not a lot of people know Trump's true name, Pe D. Ophile

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 6d

My old roommate's cat ate a whole boba straw wrapper once, and let's just say it did not come out as easily as it came in

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 9d

dude couldn't even figure out how to dig a tunnel

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 9d

"AIPAT" is an extremely charitable acronym for that kinda 10-word salad

John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 11d

Hornet's movement kit is so fun for platforming, I only wish there was more! I've seen people complain about [the northwest area]'s platforming difficulty, but that was my favorite part of the game.

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 13d

I was going to do an alt ending to this comic where I'm still regular age, since it literally just came out. an advanced punchline where it's only funny if you've memorized my body of work

but I've been busy moving all week so it'll have to wait another 18 years when they re-re-release it again

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 13d

That game JUST came out

Hejibits #218
Relatable Retrospect
Panel 1: A blonde man in a blue hoodie is presenting a Wii copy of Super Mario Galaxy, and says "Does anybody else remember THIS old gem?" In the foreground and background, people are going crazy with social media validation.
Panel 2: A parade has formed in celebration of our relatable social media poster, being lifted up in the air by his peers. In an over-the-shoulder shot of my self-insert, I gesture frustratedly toward the parade and say "What? That game JUST came out".
Panel 3: Reverse shot of me, suddenly resembling a senior citizen with a walker.
Panel 4: I take on a shocked expression, resting my hands on the sides of my head. I mutter, “oh god”.

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19d

I was waiting for a runback remark for Last Judge specifically, lol

(respect for engaging with the game on its terms but this is when I installed the no-runbacks mod)

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 19d

The second I walked in the cashier said "we're out of Pokemon codes" and I just

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

media.tenor.com

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 20d

Metacritic screenshot of 'DreamWorks Bee Movie Game' for Xbox 360, with a Metascore of 71

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 21d

I got 100% last night (as is my crippling impulse) after sanding off some edges with mods (no runbacks, bench fast travel) and after comparing my playtime to the howlongtobeat completionist average, my life feels so much longer for it

John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 21d

they added collectible trackers and mario kart world is goty now, I don't make the rules

Mario Kart World screenshot of the Free Roam world map with all P-Switch challenges completed

Mario Kart World screenshot of the Free Roam world map with all Peach Medallions obtained

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 21d

Nintendo saw you reporting leaks and will do everything but release the SNES FE remakes to besmirch your good name

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 22d

pictured: me playing silksong, then petting a cat, then fighting the final boss

Pixel Watch screenshot of my heart rate going from relatively elevated, to a neutral 84, then to a high 144 bpm

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 22d

pretty good

Hollow Knight: Silksong game completion screen, with 100% completion and 45h 28m 03s elapsed

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John Kleckner @hejibits.com · 22d

Played both mainline NieR games last year and was surprised at how much more I liked Replicant than Automata; I was expecting the opposite