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John Kleckner
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🏷️ #comic #animation #art
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cool game
Product image for a Switch 2 mouse grip, with a guy playing two fake AI slop games on two vertically-oriented desktop monitors with two Joy-Con 2 controllers Zoomed-in crop of the AI slop games, two FPS games featuring incomprehensible guns held up by incomprehensible finger meat
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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watching this week's My Hero Academia and that's, that's an Alphys Undertale
Screenshot from My Hero Academia S08E08 featuring a crowd of UA student extras, among which is a student who looks remarkably similar to Alphys from Undertale
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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KC Green illustration of a frog with sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap, saying "QUIT GETTIN' MAD AT VIDEO GAMES' review scores"
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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you can tell AI is the future when the only way to boost engagement is by tricking users into clicking on it ('continue' and 'try it now' both open the Gemini sidebar)
Google Sheets pop-up saying "Uncover deeper data insights: Ask Gemini to analyze spreadsheet data, calculate metrics, and generate charts to reveal hidden patterns and trends." At the bottom there are two buttons for 'Continue' and 'Try it now', which are functionally identical
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Dr. Pepper Ten was kind of ahead of its time, considering today's political climate
Advertisement for Dr. Pepper Ten. 10 bold tasting calories, it's not for women.
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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unlocked the Lanky Kong statue
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Kirby Air Riders screenshot featuring an alternate angle of Starman with Sunglasses, riding my 'Haunted Humor' machine, which is obscured by Starman's ass
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Inquiring minds want to know: Does it look good in-game? No. Buy today
Kirby Air Riders screenshot featuring Rick in a Cowboy Hat, riding my 'Haunter Used Mean Look' machine, which is obscured by Rick's ass Kirby Air Riders screenshot featuring Starman with Sunglasses, riding my 'Haunted Humor' machine, which is obscured by Starman's ass
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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turned my famous ghosts into Kirby Air Riders machines

sources for the uninitiated:
Hejibits #014 - Scuba Entei: imgur.com/7K9ebaS
Hejibits #085 - Haunted Humor: imgur.com/9DWAkZ7
Image of a Kirby Air Riders machine modeled after my 'Haunter used Mean Look' comic panel. The machine ID is MPFBP8BS Image of a Kirby Air Riders machine modeled after my 'Haunted Humor' punchline comic panel. The machine ID is M3XF0DNC
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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big year for hostile benches
Hollow Knight: Silksong screenshot of Hornet sitting at a trap bench, about to get got Pokémon Legends Z-A screenshot of a trainer character standing next to an anti-homeless bench
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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try Drill Run next time

#comic
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, a trainer and her Ampharos are facing off against me and Excadrill on a rooftop at night. The scene is very zoomed out, but close-up cutaway panels show Ampharos and Excadrill’s determined expressions. Panel 2: With my arm outstretched I yell, "EXCADRILL, USE DIG!" Excadrill is seen leaping in the air about to plunge into the ground. Panel 3: In a seemingly unrelated scene, a family of four is enjoying a dinner of Croissant Curry. Panel 4: Excadrill bursts from the ceiling, drilling through the table into the ground below. The family erupts in panic, falling back in their chairs as the room falls apart around them.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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lunch time (user submission)
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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#pogo Wild Area 2025 Haul (and a shiny Lickitung I found in my driveway today)
Pokémon Go screenshot showing a collection of shiny & perfect Pokémon caught recently
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I recently opened Threads for the first time in months and this was the first post I saw. Normal stuff happening over there
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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you were warned...
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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I don't have much to say about the Mario Galaxy movie but...why did they give Bowser Jr. pink eye
Screenshot from The Super Mario Galaxy Movie of Bowser Jr. scheming with pink eye
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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AI is the future
Screenshot of the Facebook photo upload screen's 'Alternative text' menu, which says "Use generated alt text for this photo or add custom alt text:" and the generated alt text is "May be a doodle"
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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shoulda sprung for the Rotom phone with water resistance
Panel 1: In a comic depiction of Pokémon Legends: Z-A, Feraligatr and I are hiding behind a bush on a rooftop. We are sneaking up on our next opponent in the Z-A Royale, a trainer in a varsity jacket and a Charmander, who are also searching for an opponent. Panel 2: Feraligatr and I emerge from the bush, and with my arm outstretched I yell, "FERALIGATR, USE SURF!" Feraligatr responds "FEH!", and assumes a combat stance. Panel 3: Feraligatr summons a wave of water and pushes it towards our foes, flailing their arms in surprise as they are caught in a preemptive strike. Watching from a distance, I pump my fist in a moment of celebration. Panel 4: The wave of water subsides, but the trainer and Charmander are nowhere to be found. Feraligatr and I reel back in horror, realizing the consequences of our actions. Panel 5: In an up-shot of the building we were standing on, Feraligatr and I peer nervously over the edge of the building at the ground below. Panel 6: In an over-the-shoulder shot of Feraligatr and I looking down at the ground below, we see that the trainer and Charmander are lying motionless in a puddle on the sidewalk at ground level. Charmander's tail has also lost its flame, because my depravity knows no bounds.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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(4 years later) ohh I get it. 'seedy' bagel
Deltarune screenshot of a text box reading "* (CD Bagel was added to your ITEMs.)"
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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new comic tomorrow, and this time things will be different
Windows screenshot of 3 desktop icons for an image titled '258', and two text files titled 'alt text' and 'remember to do the hashtag'
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Same hat (2 for 3, anyway)
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Sponch
Sponch
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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thinking about how much longer my life would be if they had this at launch
Animal Crossing: New Horizons 'Free Update' trailer screenshot of the crafting menu, now allowing you to craft multiple items at once
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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3D Toriel is giving PT balcony lady
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM