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Mark 🇬🇧
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Dad, engineer, Liverpool fan, Pub quiz god. 🦉🦉
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
Some imperfect research shows neither Gary Cooper nor Steve McQueen going unbuttoned… But defo a thing here.

Have you ever heard of the Tweed Run? It’s were about a 1000 people dress in tweed and cycle through London.
I’ve got a colleague who dresses just like him, only he knows not to button the last button on his waistcoat. (Is that just a British thing? It’s because of Edward VIII, the king who abdicated)
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.

So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).

AND THEN THE FOXES

THE FOXES

(breathe)

ATE

MY

FUCKEN

PANTS
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This administration just can’t help itself but be dicks to non-white people, even if they’ve been dead 80 years.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
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Wikipedia HERO

A guy discovered a faked photo of a rare blue gas on Wikipedia. So he SYNTHESIZED THE GAS HIMSELF so that he could photograph it. Yesterday he updated the article with this real photo of trifluoronitrosomethane:
Yeah. My son had Winnie when he was 1, so I wanted Piglet, payed the deposit, but then Steiff’s stock ran out just at that time. So we tried looking for something else but nothing quite fit as well. Then about a month ago they were doing their orders, saw Piglet was available and ordered one for me!
A shop in town has really gone the extra mile over the space of a year to make sure I got the right collectable teddy for my daughter’s first birthday, and I picked it up today. It’s PERFECT!
Just bought a glass bottle of @irnbru.bsky.social and the lid was that hard I needed a pipe wrench to get it off. I like to think maybe this is the England-only version, designed to make englishmen feel physically inferior to scotsmen.
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Maybe he meant Pounds Sterling?
Dr. Oz says Americans will lose an average of 397 pounds per person by the midterm elections. So you better get busy!
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even now antifa is emboldened and arming themselves
I’m grateful for the jury system, and the right of juries to come to whatever verdict they believe best serves justice 🥪
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This is the most important bit of content you will see all week
Labour are obsessed with the name James 🤣

@dorianlynskey.bsky.social points out to @iandunt.bsky.social that Four Labour Party leaders were called James...

Full episode here 👉 linktr.ee/originstoryp...

#labour #ukpolitics #originstory
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One of the things I appreciate most about living in Norfolk is the fact that it induces a near-constant state of bewilderment. 1/3
Will this week never end?
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#GVerse #TLCleanse This is the cutest thing you will see today 😂😆 Pets & babies it don’t get any better!
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My favorite comment on the FT story
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Reagan’s finding it all very amusing
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I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.