Heather Woodward
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social
Writer for Infinity Ward - Former Apex Legends, writer behind: SPARROW 🇮🇹
(+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things)
#GDC2025
Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast
All opinions here are my own
(+ Revenant Reborn - Altered Horizons - a million other in-game things)
#GDC2025
Comedian, Actress, Singer and Planet of the Apes Enthusiast
All opinions here are my own
Pinned
A double thank you to @fabianoguarino.bsky.social for my new visual signature forever 💘
Here is a second piece I made for you 🥹
(I have a question that’s been burning inside of me for months, if you were to decide what heirloom Sparrow would get, what would that heirloom be? I want to make it real for his 1 year anniversary 😄)
(I have a question that’s been burning inside of me for months, if you were to decide what heirloom Sparrow would get, what would that heirloom be? I want to make it real for his 1 year anniversary 😄)
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A double thank you to @fabianoguarino.bsky.social for my new visual signature forever 💘
LOOK AT MY BOY!!!! He’s got my eyebrows*
3D Art by the wonderful @fabianoguarino.bsky.social 😻
*before I plucked them into permanent oblivion as a teen
3D Art by the wonderful @fabianoguarino.bsky.social 😻
*before I plucked them into permanent oblivion as a teen
Here it is! I hope you enjoy it ☺️
Thank you so much for letting me do this for you, it’s been an honour Heather 🥹
Thank you so much for letting me do this for you, it’s been an honour Heather 🥹
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
LOOK AT MY BOY!!!! He’s got my eyebrows*
3D Art by the wonderful @fabianoguarino.bsky.social 😻
*before I plucked them into permanent oblivion as a teen
3D Art by the wonderful @fabianoguarino.bsky.social 😻
*before I plucked them into permanent oblivion as a teen
Reposted by Heather Woodward
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
Reposted by Heather Woodward
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
I can’t explain it but hearing Vance say “I’m a Grok guy” makes me confident that his kids call him by his first name
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I can’t explain it but hearing Vance say “I’m a Grok guy” makes me confident that his kids call him by his first name
damnit he’s morally hot too
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
damnit he’s morally hot too
Oh nice! Chuck Schumer is back to his favorite tactic, “Bringing a strongly worded letter to a knife fight.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Oh nice! Chuck Schumer is back to his favorite tactic, “Bringing a strongly worded letter to a knife fight.”
So well deserved since day 1. Give Andre everything.
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
So well deserved since day 1. Give Andre everything.
It turns out sending the army after moms, starving people in need and posting videos of dropping shit on people isn’t a great strategy
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It turns out sending the army after moms, starving people in need and posting videos of dropping shit on people isn’t a great strategy
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
2nd spooky nails of the season, with a color changing purple-black base
October 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
2nd spooky nails of the season, with a color changing purple-black base
You know what, I’m starting to think this “QAnon Shaman” guy might be crazy
www.vice.com/en/article/q...
www.vice.com/en/article/q...
QAnon Shaman Says He’s the ‘True’ President, Sues Trump for $40 Trillion
Jacob Chansley, better known as the shirtless, bison-horned "QAnon Shaman," is, unfortunately, back in the news.
www.vice.com
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You know what, I’m starting to think this “QAnon Shaman” guy might be crazy
www.vice.com/en/article/q...
www.vice.com/en/article/q...
Can someone tell me when the wide leg jeans trend will end? Some of us with wide hips and big butts are really struggling out here.
October 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Can someone tell me when the wide leg jeans trend will end? Some of us with wide hips and big butts are really struggling out here.
Reposted by Heather Woodward
The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.
I’m not crying at work, you are
October 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m not crying at work, you are
My wonderful former Narrative team at Apex Legends had this commissioned for me by the incredible @vinegarandsoda.bsky.social , one of my favorite comic artist's we've worked with. My heart is exploding. 🧵Here's an explanation of what's in the pic: 🧵
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
October 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My wonderful former Narrative team at Apex Legends had this commissioned for me by the incredible @vinegarandsoda.bsky.social , one of my favorite comic artist's we've worked with. My heart is exploding. 🧵Here's an explanation of what's in the pic: 🧵
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
#apexlegendscommunity
#apexlegendsfanart
Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Got caught looking way cooler at work than I ever have looked in person
First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻
October 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
First spooky nails of the season and yes they glow 👻
Okay you know what
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
October 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Okay you know what
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
I come to work to write battle chatter and action stories, not to get SPOOKED OUT OF MY FREAKING GOURD
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins
October 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The antagonists in “One Battle After Another” are white supremacy and Sean Penn’s arm veins
Reposted by Heather Woodward
I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’ll say it again: Pete Hegseth looks like whatever Hoobastank means
The entire US military and top commanders just got a jaw-dropping dose of “This meeting could’ve been an email”.
September 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The entire US military and top commanders just got a jaw-dropping dose of “This meeting could’ve been an email”.
Great news! I was able to buy a bunch of EA IP super cheap so now I can make my super-game,
“SIMS: Titan Fallen Order”
Projected revenue:
1,000 Jabillion dollars
“SIMS: Titan Fallen Order”
Projected revenue:
1,000 Jabillion dollars
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Great news! I was able to buy a bunch of EA IP super cheap so now I can make my super-game,
“SIMS: Titan Fallen Order”
Projected revenue:
1,000 Jabillion dollars
“SIMS: Titan Fallen Order”
Projected revenue:
1,000 Jabillion dollars