🐸🖕🐸 Heartless Creatures
@heartlesscreatures.bsky.social
You don't have sex with Heartless.
You strap yourself in and feel the Gs.
My AC is set at 69 and the stereo at 11.
You strap yourself in and feel the Gs.
My AC is set at 69 and the stereo at 11.
Pinned
🧵 To our elected representatives, especially @kaine.senate.gov and @markwarner.bsky.social:
We are currently in the year 2025, not 1983.
1. Out of the blue today, @kaine.senate.gov sent me an email rationalizing his confirmation vote for puppy killer and KJU fan fiction author.
We are currently in the year 2025, not 1983.
1. Out of the blue today, @kaine.senate.gov sent me an email rationalizing his confirmation vote for puppy killer and KJU fan fiction author.
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REPORTER: Can you clarify the timeline of when the suspect was granted asylum?
KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
REPORTER: Can you clarify the timeline of when the suspect was granted asylum?
KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
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Over 200 men were sent by Kristi Noem-in violation of a court order-to the CECOT prison for terrorists
She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum
They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE
She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum
They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Over 200 men were sent by Kristi Noem-in violation of a court order-to the CECOT prison for terrorists
She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum
They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE
She claimed they were criminals. In reality, most had no criminal records, and many had valid claims for asylum
They were tortured. Beaten. Sexually abused. Even shot.
THERE MUST BE JUSTICE
Today is your fireman's Superbowl.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Today is your fireman's Superbowl.
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A most stable genius 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A most stable genius 🤣
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"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
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Since, @uscisgov.bsky.social , YOU fascists screwed up and granted this suspect asylum, which outside body will you cede control to - since you're not even any good at the 1% of your job that isn't terrorizing Americans?
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Since, @uscisgov.bsky.social , YOU fascists screwed up and granted this suspect asylum, which outside body will you cede control to - since you're not even any good at the 1% of your job that isn't terrorizing Americans?
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Who's going to tell sadist Stephen Miller that the alleged DC shooter was granted asylum by HIS OWN ADMINISTRATION.
I dunno, Steve, sounds like you just said Trump doesn't love this country and you're going to "send him out" 🤷🏼♂️
I dunno, Steve, sounds like you just said Trump doesn't love this country and you're going to "send him out" 🤷🏼♂️
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Who's going to tell sadist Stephen Miller that the alleged DC shooter was granted asylum by HIS OWN ADMINISTRATION.
I dunno, Steve, sounds like you just said Trump doesn't love this country and you're going to "send him out" 🤷🏼♂️
I dunno, Steve, sounds like you just said Trump doesn't love this country and you're going to "send him out" 🤷🏼♂️
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By his own standards and his insistence on scapegoating and blaming, Trump should either explain why he and his administration granted Asylum to the DC shooter suspect SEVEN MONTHS AGO, fire Noem and Homan and apologize - or Trump should resign
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
By his own standards and his insistence on scapegoating and blaming, Trump should either explain why he and his administration granted Asylum to the DC shooter suspect SEVEN MONTHS AGO, fire Noem and Homan and apologize - or Trump should resign
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Why did Trump invite a man who shot the National Guard?
Am I doing this right, MAGA? I am, right? I'm following your logic.
So, yeah, Donald Trump should be blamed entirely.
Am I doing this right, MAGA? I am, right? I'm following your logic.
So, yeah, Donald Trump should be blamed entirely.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Why did Trump invite a man who shot the National Guard?
Am I doing this right, MAGA? I am, right? I'm following your logic.
So, yeah, Donald Trump should be blamed entirely.
Am I doing this right, MAGA? I am, right? I'm following your logic.
So, yeah, Donald Trump should be blamed entirely.
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Let me use MAGA logic & agree with them for a thought experiment.
The National Guard shooter is an Afghan national, so we must deport all Afghans & Muslims & stop immigration.
OK.
Trump's failed assassins were 2 white men. White men are the #1 domestic shooters in America.
So, deport all whites?
The National Guard shooter is an Afghan national, so we must deport all Afghans & Muslims & stop immigration.
OK.
Trump's failed assassins were 2 white men. White men are the #1 domestic shooters in America.
So, deport all whites?
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Let me use MAGA logic & agree with them for a thought experiment.
The National Guard shooter is an Afghan national, so we must deport all Afghans & Muslims & stop immigration.
OK.
Trump's failed assassins were 2 white men. White men are the #1 domestic shooters in America.
So, deport all whites?
The National Guard shooter is an Afghan national, so we must deport all Afghans & Muslims & stop immigration.
OK.
Trump's failed assassins were 2 white men. White men are the #1 domestic shooters in America.
So, deport all whites?
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
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Don’t forget that *Trump’s own lawyer’s argument* to the Supreme Court in the immunity case was that the check on the President using his immunity to order criminal acts was that those under him would not follow illegal orders. Now it’s a crime for lawmakers to remind servicemembers of that?
The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don’t forget that *Trump’s own lawyer’s argument* to the Supreme Court in the immunity case was that the check on the President using his immunity to order criminal acts was that those under him would not follow illegal orders. Now it’s a crime for lawmakers to remind servicemembers of that?
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an appeal to heaven as it were
A sad irony in Washington, D.C., where West Virginia National Guardsmen were shot today. Six days ago, a court ruled their deployment was illegal, but stayed the order pending appeal. My heart goes out to these public servants and their families. oag.dc.gov/sites/defaul...
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
an appeal to heaven as it were
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I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
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The Wall Street Journal reporting was based on the West Virginia Governor’s post.
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Wall Street Journal reporting was based on the West Virginia Governor’s post.
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Attention!
This house 100% stands with Senator Mark Kelly.
Thank you to all the Military that follow the Constitution FIRST.
As you were 🫡
OORAH ✊🏼
This house 100% stands with Senator Mark Kelly.
Thank you to all the Military that follow the Constitution FIRST.
As you were 🫡
OORAH ✊🏼
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Attention!
This house 100% stands with Senator Mark Kelly.
Thank you to all the Military that follow the Constitution FIRST.
As you were 🫡
OORAH ✊🏼
This house 100% stands with Senator Mark Kelly.
Thank you to all the Military that follow the Constitution FIRST.
As you were 🫡
OORAH ✊🏼
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Remember that the Guard were originally deployed to DC to avenge Big Balls, who is meanwhile rifling through all our Social Security data.
AND ALSO, on Nov 20, Jia Cobb ruled the Guard deployment was illegaly, but stayed her decision until December 11.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
AND ALSO, on Nov 20, Jia Cobb ruled the Guard deployment was illegaly, but stayed her decision until December 11.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Remember that the Guard were originally deployed to DC to avenge Big Balls, who is meanwhile rifling through all our Social Security data.
AND ALSO, on Nov 20, Jia Cobb ruled the Guard deployment was illegaly, but stayed her decision until December 11.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
AND ALSO, on Nov 20, Jia Cobb ruled the Guard deployment was illegaly, but stayed her decision until December 11.
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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2016 happened. Russia did support Trump’s campaign. Good reporters were on it at the time. I wrote it up within the larger context of global oligarchy and neo-fascism in "Road to Unfreedom."
9 years ago,House Speaker Paul Ryan, and Speaker to be Kevin McCarthy had a recorded conversation in which McCarthy says, "There are two people that I think Putin pays, (Representative Dana) Rohrbacher and Trump. Swear to God."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oio0...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oio0...
Washington Post: House majority leader said in 2016, "Putin pays" Trump
YouTube video by CBS News
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
2016 happened. Russia did support Trump’s campaign. Good reporters were on it at the time. I wrote it up within the larger context of global oligarchy and neo-fascism in "Road to Unfreedom."
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Twitter, after they turned on the location visibility feature.
November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Twitter, after they turned on the location visibility feature.