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2 x Webby & Emmy winning writer/Hulu showrunner/YouTube Originals Writer "One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · Nov 23

“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington

“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump

“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 8h

I think the only thing Chief Justice John Roberts and I both enjoy is a gay dinner party on Martha's Vineyard. Glory!

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Kris D @krisd-1950.bsky.social · 9h

gross

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 11h

Young Groo’s got a job!!

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11h

blah blah Hunter Biden blah blah Burisma yada yada

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Mary feels Blue @thornton-m65.bsky.social · 9h

I hope this sister understands that TEXAS has already done this. This is an appropriate reaction trying to stop them from their IN UR FACE cheating as TRUMP DIRECTED THEN TO DO!!

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 9h

If you believe in all these things but are also aware that red states are already fcking over Democrat voters with fascistic impunity so we have no other choice in the matter, vote YES on 50.

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 9h

If you believe in all these things but are also aware that red states are already fcking over Democrat voters with fascistic impunity so we have no other choice in the matter, vote YES on 50.

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 9h

If you believe in all these things but are also aware that red states are already fcking over Democrat voters with fascistic impunity so we have no other choice in the matter, vote YES on 50.

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pindapandacn.bsky.social @pindapandacn.bsky.social · 10h

A character from the munsters

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 11h

Young Groo’s got a job!!

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11h

blah blah Hunter Biden blah blah Burisma yada yada

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 11h

Young Groo’s got a job!!

George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11h

blah blah Hunter Biden blah blah Burisma yada yada

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 11h

Young Groo’s got a job!!

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11h

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 11h

Cultists all.

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 12h

I wonder when the Evangelicals will realize they’ve backed the anti-Christ.

[checks notes]

Oh. They did years ago.

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 12h

I wonder when the Evangelicals will realize they’ve back the anti-Christ.

[checks notes]

Oh. They did years ago.

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 12h

Sure, Felicia.

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 13h

Snowflakes LOVE projecting.

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 13h

I wonder when the Evangelicals will realize they’ve back the anti-Christ.

[checks notes]

Oh. They did years ago.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13h

Doocy: Does this help get you into heaven?

Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound.

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 13h

I wonder when the Evangelicals will realize they’ve back the anti-Christ.

[checks notes]

Oh. They did years ago.

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 13h

I wonder when the Evangelicals will realize they’ve back the anti-Christ.

[checks notes]

Oh. They did years ago.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 13h

I wonder when the Evangelicals will realize they’ve back the anti-Christ.

[checks notes]

Oh. They did years ago.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 13h

Trump: "Literally, you walk over from Iran to Qatar. You can walk it in one second. You go, boom, boom, and now you're in Qatar."

Qatar and Iran do not share a land border.

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 13h

So that’s a hard no on your Nobel.

Next?

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 14h

“they also did not offer any puppies for target practice, SEIZE THEM”

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 14h

“I … met with the governor, met with the mayor, met with the chief of police, and the superintendent of the highway patrol. They’re all lying, and disingenuous, and dishonest people,” Noem said, because they wouldn’t back up her baseless claims that the streets were overrun with terrorists.

ICE Barbie Says an Entire State’s Worth of Officials Are “Lying”

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem is convinced, against all evidence, that Portland is a war zone.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15h

Look, maybe not *all* ICE and CBP agents are bloodthirsty psychopaths, but there are plenty of stories like this one and the rest of them sure as shit don't seem to mind, so ...

Leia🇨🇴🇺🇸 @theswprincess.bsky.social · 15h

CBP agents knocked on an El Paso home at 7:15 a.m.

The owner asked to secure his Rottweiler, Chop, in the bathroom.

While he got his ID, agents opened the door and shot Chop.

The family tried to save him as he bled out on the kitchen floor.

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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 17h

Speaker Johnson: "People’s faith in the government is at an all time low"

Republicans control all 3 branches of the government.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Maria Bartiromo tries to reassure Fetterman: "You know, senator, what you just said, it's really shamefully on your colleagues. You feeling isolated -- that is absolutely outrageous. You are a breath of fresh air. I know our viewers are grateful."

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Hayden Black @haydenb.bsky.social · 1d

I had no idea.

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