Hayden Black
@haydenb.bsky.social
2 x Webby & Emmy winning writer/Hulu showrunner/YouTube Originals Writer
"One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian
My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451
"One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian
My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451
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Hayden Black
@haydenb.bsky.social
· Nov 23
“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
“I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump
“I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans
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“You remind me of a young Bill Clinton.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“You remind me of a young Bill Clinton.”
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BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."
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The guy in charge of our nation’s health…
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The guy in charge of our nation’s health…
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Noooo lolololol
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Noooo lolololol
“You remind me of a young Bill Clinton.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
“You remind me of a young Bill Clinton.”
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ICE is just a bunch of re-branded Brown Shirts.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
ICE is just a bunch of re-branded Brown Shirts.
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Narrator: He’s not ever going to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Narrator: He’s not ever going to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
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If they did this to them; they WILL do it to you
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If they did this to them; they WILL do it to you
ICE is just a bunch of re-branded Brown Shirts.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
ICE is just a bunch of re-branded Brown Shirts.
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Found one that’s uncircumcised.
March 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Found one that’s uncircumcised.
Who needs air traffic controllers when you’ve got ties?
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Who needs air traffic controllers when you’ve got ties?
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You don't vote for the rich; you eat them.
Another rich guy shows up promising he can fix affordability. Can we stop pretending billionaire businessmen are going to save us? They aren’t.
📌 Billionaire businessman and activist Tom Steyer just launched his bid for California governor as a Democrat.
📌 Billionaire businessman and activist Tom Steyer just launched his bid for California governor as a Democrat.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You don't vote for the rich; you eat them.
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Phew! With all the Trans soldiers, fatties, and beardos gone, the US Army can finally show off how utterly superior it is with a racist alcoholic in charge. Murica!!!
US troops storm Mexican beach in dramatic invasion
Six signs saying 'warning: restricted area' were plunged into the sand at a beach in Northeast Mexico called Playa Bagdad.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Phew! With all the Trans soldiers, fatties, and beardos gone, the US Army can finally show off how utterly superior it is with a racist alcoholic in charge. Murica!!!
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The US Coast Guard, part of the Department of Homeland Security, will no longer classify the swastika as a symbol of "hate."
But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.
How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?
But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.
How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The US Coast Guard, part of the Department of Homeland Security, will no longer classify the swastika as a symbol of "hate."
But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.
How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?
But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.
How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?
Phew! With all the Trans soldiers, fatties, and beardos gone, the US Army can finally show off how utterly superior it is with a racist alcoholic in charge. Murica!!!
US troops storm Mexican beach in dramatic invasion
Six signs saying 'warning: restricted area' were plunged into the sand at a beach in Northeast Mexico called Playa Bagdad.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Phew! With all the Trans soldiers, fatties, and beardos gone, the US Army can finally show off how utterly superior it is with a racist alcoholic in charge. Murica!!!
Was the answer "yes"?
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Was the answer "yes"?
The US Coast Guard, part of the Department of Homeland Security, will no longer classify the swastika as a symbol of "hate."
But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.
How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?
But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.
How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The US Coast Guard, part of the Department of Homeland Security, will no longer classify the swastika as a symbol of "hate."
But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.
How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?
But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.
How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?
You don't vote for the rich; you eat them.
Another rich guy shows up promising he can fix affordability. Can we stop pretending billionaire businessmen are going to save us? They aren’t.
📌 Billionaire businessman and activist Tom Steyer just launched his bid for California governor as a Democrat.
📌 Billionaire businessman and activist Tom Steyer just launched his bid for California governor as a Democrat.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You don't vote for the rich; you eat them.
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Past is prologue.
In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.
And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.
This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.
And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.
This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Past is prologue.
In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.
And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.
This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.
And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.
This is not a history lesson, it’s a warning.
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What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Trump administration makes major changes to a report it commissioned on FEMA reforms, AP sources say
A draft report on reforms to the Federal Emergency Management Agency has been significantly reduced in size, according to three people familiar with the matter.
apnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Trump administration makes major changes to a report it commissioned on FEMA reforms, AP sources say
A draft report on reforms to the Federal Emergency Management Agency has been significantly reduced in size, according to three people familiar with the matter.
apnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement
A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.
www.justice.gov
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.
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NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
In the last few hours the story has been breaking across that Trump and Putin have been negotiating in secret to come up with a US-Russian “peace” plan - WITHOUT ANY UKRAINIAN INPUT.
Trump Was Working With Putin The Entire Time
And Now Europe and Ukraine Will Pay The Price
phillipspobrien.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!