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93 baby. Chaotic Neutral in the streets. Your premier furry latino anti-communist stand-up comic #FlawlessNeverJaded Icon by jerkcentral

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · Feb 13

Well. If anyone wants to assist with my paperwork to help my stay in the US, including legal assessments and proper submissions.

Zelle (preferable) and Paypal: [email protected]
Cashapp: $PabloINavaU (capital I, not lowercase L)

Money will be set aside for those matters exclusively.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · Feb 13

I'm honestly at a crossroads.

I legit don't want to beg or be one of many other fundraisers that certainly need it more urgently, but my situation has gotten more twisted and vague.

To explain, my paperwork situation in the US has become pretty screwy for *gestures at everything*

->

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 1d

1, easy

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 1d

you in reality: chasing the himbo magical tiger

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 1d

NOOOO MYSTERY GANG I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CONTACTED DISSIDENT GROUPS WHILE YOU WERE IN CUBA SOLVING A CASE NOOOOOOOOOO

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

Oyó el chisme antes de que ocurriera.

Siguió las normas del buen oyente hasta el más mínimo detalle.

Los airpods salieron del chat.

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Incipient Snout (Toledo) ⭐ @toledo.bsky.social · 2d

Just occurred to me that a certain British fantasy author is accurately named

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

>Sits turkey on table
>Stuffed Tagg in the oven

Wait.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

Before you said it was a measure to avoid Italian xenophobia, I was confused af on why the US has something even referencing the person.

I'm from the country of one of his most important expeditions and it has always been called "Race mixing day" (no way to translate that pretty in English)

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

"AY EZTA GRAZA NO SE KITA"

Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 14d

what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

"Te vais a quedar sordo"

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 2d

*Goes to fuel up at a Wawa that had 2.64/gal yesterday*
*It's up 2.89*
*The pump still poured at 2.64*

Oh, this seems like an important glitch in the system that I must tell nobody, WITH HASTE!

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 3d

Is the band-width- holding?

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 3d

Have you ever thought that, if you order half a chicken at any place, that you're sharing the other half of the same chicken with someone else?

My chickskimo brother/sister is out there somewhere. We now share a chickenific, forever bond.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 4d

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 4d

Reading this was the equivalent of having Waze take you out of three exits in a row

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 4d

The Nobel Peace Prize for the Venezuelan dissident brought a similar discourse to the fray.

Even the redder states are eons ahead of other countries some leftists glaze on their anti-US crusade.

US-bad, hooray this regime that's heavily integrated with evangelicals and has persecuted LGBT before.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 4d

It technically has a flared base, so they're safe.

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 4d

This Dorito's kinda mad.

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Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 5d

Free shoe time these last weeks were.

New Nikes from a massive dropshipping package my mom had held from a neighbor and was told to "get anything you want from"

And practically new Vans from a car my dad bought for parts lol

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 5d

a black bird is holding a blue pencil in its beak .

ALT: a black bird is holding a blue pencil in its beak .

media.tenor.com

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 5d

Maria Corina Machado, Nobel Peace Prize winner 2025

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 5d

*scares a couple in the Halloween haunted house he works at*

The guy: "she's pregnant 😇 🤰"

🤨🤨🤨

Bitch do I LOOK like that's my problem?

Go into Labor bitch idk, this is a ghetto way to get an abortion the fuck 😭

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 6d

Stylin' and puppin'

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 6d

Pft. Kind of ironic that it technically reads "what is fake"

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 6d

Happy Flushday

Harlow @harlowawd.bsky.social · 6d

Stripclubs for otters like:

UnstableBill @unstablebill.bsky.social · 6d

Is this @snarkysardine.bsky.social ? 🤔

Big outdoor sign reading
"NIAGARA AQUARIUM
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
JUST KIDDING
POND FISH"