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Harlow
@harlowawd.bsky.social
93 baby. Chaotic Neutral in the streets.
Your premier furry latino anti-communist stand-up comic
#FlawlessNeverJaded

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It's confirmed.

I'll be flying my Stand-Up Comedy flag in MFF!

Make sure to catch me at various events over the con weekend!

🧵 with more details below!
I wonder how many furries are eating their first serving of vegetables since last Wednesday/Thursday.
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
2025 has been a year of horrid lows, bad mindsets, and anxieties all around.

It almost seems stupid to even say "furry conventions were the highlights"

Almost.

Cuz AC and MFF 2025 have been the saving graces of this year. They were risky and/or not meant to happen, but fate had other plans.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If I had a dollar for everytime I've seen mother owl @nearusenpai.bsky.social deliver food to his little, loud, obnoxious, bitchy chicks, I'd have a handful of bucks ngl.

Nature is wondrous.
a group of baby birds are sitting in a nest .
ALT: a group of baby birds are sitting in a nest .
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December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Forced to check in my carry-on. 🧳
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Latino people many times have the urge to get a frozen treat any time they go to a cold or snowy place.

Half belief to keep the inner body temp acclimated, half "LOOK! IT DOESN'T MELT! WOOOOW!" (3/4 the latter for me)
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Hey any mutuals at MFF gonna be here a bit longer? Our flight got cancelled and we’re flying out tomorrow morning instead lol
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yeah.

God or whoever's up top wanted me to do this.

Showcase my comedy to the largest audience yet. Run my first panel. Meet new and longlasting friends. Making me feel esteemed once more.

Against all odds, tensions, and second thoughts, I did it.

And I'm thankful for all of it. #mff
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Ugh, don't let him in, they'll always beg to come out immediately after.

🐈‍⬛️: @coopertom.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Was a cool time hanging with @taggzzz.rocks @derpydevin.bsky.social @tibsthicktail.bsky.social and @cooperotter.bsky.social!

And they had a good con too. Tagg said he did a lot of non-con stuff!
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Next time just put "we want @taggzzz.rocks to buy us in bulk"
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Overheard: "...and the person that left the used diaper on the skybridge"

Me: ƏƏƏƏƏ¿¿¿¿¿¿
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Okay, it's time to beat the allegations.
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I and many friends can confidently say V's stuff is as quality as it is visually stunning. It'll last long and look good, guaranteed!
Come check us out! :D
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Go get some awesome stuff that'll most definitely (maybe?) NOT turn you into your true animal self...
Come check us out! :D
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is today, #MFF!

If you want to try your hand at standup, it's your chance!
And finally, very excited to give the community the same opportunity I was given all those years back.

I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!

Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!

From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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And finally, very excited to give the community the same opportunity I was given all those years back.

I'll be hosting a Stand-Up Comedy Open Mic!

Saturday, 2:30pm, room 45 of the convention center!

From first timers to seasoned, all are welcome to get the mic and get everyone laughing!
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Stop me if you find me!
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
MFF's only major casualty so far.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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They did a 67 joke at the opening ceremonies

Worst con I've been to, 0/10, all the notes, I wanna talk to the manager
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
They did a 67 joke at the opening ceremonies

Worst con I've been to, 0/10, all the notes, I wanna talk to the manager
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I did it. #MFF
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh.
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM