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@hadesselch.bsky.social
disabled texan & robot enjoyer ; they/them, mid-30s ; no 🔞 nor 🐜 ; #nanowrimo2018winner
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Pope Leo absolutely cooking
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they hate eachother #megop #maccadams
August 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
they hate eachother #megop #maccadams
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November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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my promise to the american people as part of my 2028 presidential campaign,
shooting fat ropes down throats is a moral imperative and i WILL meet the moment
November 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
my promise to the american people as part of my 2028 presidential campaign,
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🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
cant wait to get therapy and no longer like an emotionally dead zombie
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
cant wait to get therapy and no longer like an emotionally dead zombie
god bless VOIP
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
god bless VOIP
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the concept of bingqiu getting remarried in modern world and modern customs because Binghe wants to experience this . another wedding night . I'd cry actually
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the concept of bingqiu getting remarried in modern world and modern customs because Binghe wants to experience this . another wedding night . I'd cry actually
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“My gamer apprentice who takes his classical literature degree very seriously” is beyond what I have seen even in fic and I can only applaud
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“My gamer apprentice who takes his classical literature degree very seriously” is beyond what I have seen even in fic and I can only applaud
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Top five film genres:
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
Top five film genres:
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
- pre-WW2 Hollywood comedy where plot’s tertiary at best, all vibes
- French or Italians lookin’ fabulous, talkin’ sophisticated
- your dad loves this movie & now that you’re 50 so do you
- porn is art when it’s softcore & everyone dresses nice
- L.A. Rebellion
Top 5 movie genres:
The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - American
The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - French
Weird stuff happens to baffled but sardonic guy/girl
The horror of existence
Sex has made us insane
The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - American
The 60s coulda been cool but kinda sucked, but what came after was worse - French
Weird stuff happens to baffled but sardonic guy/girl
The horror of existence
Sex has made us insane
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Top five film genres:
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
-the most gorgeous melodrama / noir you've ever seen
-mean-spirited gore-soaked existential dread (italian)
-70's horror movie where nothing happens (positive)
-heist / crime drama where everybody is just so sweaty/scarred
-weird little guys
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Finally... Yui on Ice
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Finally... Yui on Ice
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GET IN THE PENALTY BOX SHINJI
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
GET IN THE PENALTY BOX SHINJI
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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Kylo Ren, Master of the Knights of Ren
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Kylo Ren, Master of the Knights of Ren
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New "Woke" Trend Features Hypnotised Subjects Being Woken From Trance Unwillingly, With Hypnotists Saying "You've Just Got Woked".
The Movement Has A Mascot Of A Clown They Call "The Woker" Who Features The Catchphrase "Why So Sleepius?"
The Movement Has A Mascot Of A Clown They Call "The Woker" Who Features The Catchphrase "Why So Sleepius?"
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
New "Woke" Trend Features Hypnotised Subjects Being Woken From Trance Unwillingly, With Hypnotists Saying "You've Just Got Woked".
The Movement Has A Mascot Of A Clown They Call "The Woker" Who Features The Catchphrase "Why So Sleepius?"
The Movement Has A Mascot Of A Clown They Call "The Woker" Who Features The Catchphrase "Why So Sleepius?"