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Hazel B. | Meme Resister |
@hab3261.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Alberta-based Canadian warrior woman. I chisel away at injustice, amplifying stories. Crafting memes (mainly Alberta content!) because even small voices can create big waves. 🎨✨🌊🇨🇦 Science believer. 🇨🇦 Forever Canadian. 🇨🇦
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I always tell people to take my memes and repurpose them—no permission needed. Seeing one actually get printed and go out into the wild as local street art? That's the ultimate payoff! This is why open-source content is the best. Spread the chaos! 🤣

#StreetArt #OpenSource #MemeSighting
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Why would an attorney general need immunity from investigation once they leave office unless the UCP was already aware one of them has committed, or was considering committing a crime? This whole administration is shady af.
Get out of jail free card for sketchy UCP Justice Ministers. Guess everyone will be calling the police chief about their tickets. United Corruption Party indeed. #ableg
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
About to do something old fashioned - READ. Maybe this will be more productive than yelling into the void. Chief Electoral Officer of Alberta -and- Mitch Sylvestre and Minister of Justice of Alberta. 65 pages and only 1 pic.😍 I just respect Justice Feasby too much I must read his work. Coffee ☕☕
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Get out of jail free card for sketchy UCP Justice Ministers. Guess everyone will be calling the police chief about their tickets. United Corruption Party indeed. #ableg
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Rosy FYI Kenney is not relevant anymore but he did create the mess.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Someone got their feels hurt. Redone with lots of beeping.

youtu.be/JB40b84Vm8o?...
Round 2 - because someone reported the use of the name #ucp #recall #alberta #shenanigans
YouTube video by Lisab0923
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Bill 14 bans party names & words. UCP forces library book bans. They're not governing, they're curating a compliant, sanitized reality. This is the blueprint for Dystopian Alberta 🤡. First the shelves 📚, then the keyboard. Next, the 🚫 on our emojis. #ableg #abpoli #PoliticalSatire #CdnPoli
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by Hazel B. | Meme Resister |
Must read here for Albertans.
If you read nothing else I write, read this.

Canadians outside Alberta, pay particular attention. If Smith succeeds, she will infect other provinces with "ungoverning."
markhamhislop.substack.com/p/danielle-s...
Danielle Smith is "Ungoverning" Alberta
And trying to break the very idea of Canada
markhamhislop.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This 👇 #ABleg #ABpoli

Real conservatives respect and defend courts
open.substack.com/pub/drjaredw...
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This meme is from months ago and we can now add hypocrisy is when kids can't get chemo and you wear a "Children First" pin. These people seem to sleep very well at night while the kids and their families don't know when and if care will be available. #RecallLaGrange #ABleg #ABpoli
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The go to response from Jones & LaGrange, "we are building hospitals". But they never explain their current plan or why they cancelled the S Edm Hosp for example. Or never started the RD one 6 years ago. Just like schools a PROMISE is not a PLAN. #ABleg #ABpoli
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Jones said it will likely take a minimum of 5 to 8 years for a new stand-alone children’s hospital to be built in Edm.
Wong said he expects to be retired before the new site opens, and in the meantime doctors will continue to work within the constraints they have. "

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Capacity limits at Stollery in Edmonton lead to chemotherapy delays for children | CBC News
Samantha Dornbusch has been bringing her son Jaxson to the hospital for the past six years to treat the aggressive blood cancer he’s battling. Over the last two years, on multiple occasions they say t...
www.cbc.ca
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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LaGrange is responsible for Canada losing its measles-free status. Her government's lack of transparency is complete: Alberta forbade the MOH from speaking publicly about measles. Where is the accountability for ignoring expert advice? #ableg #RecallLaGrange #Measles #Abpoli #CdnPoli
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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For context: The UCP is using Bill 14 to ban words like 'Conservative' and 'Liberal' from new party names to prevent voter confusion. My emoji list is satire, but the core idea—a government restricting political words—is not. Living in Alberta is like living in an SNL sketch,
I've been checking out the UCP's Bill 14 addendum and... well, it's bigger than just party names. They've apparently extended the restricted word list to emojis!
My personal favourite banned item is "Implies democracy." 🗳️🤡
#UCPBannedEmojis #Bill14Addendum #AlbertaPolitics #ABLeg #Abpoli #Cdnpoli
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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It's pretty rich for a Conservative premier who is anything but conservative introducing a law to restrict what party brands others can use.
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Brandi Carlile - Human (Live on SNL)
YouTube video by BrandiCarlileVEVO
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It's infuriating that the sheer volume of "gobbledygook" from the non-medical expert Premier forces us to spend all our energy fact-checking, instead of just trusting the data. Show the contracts. Stop the spin. The people paying the bills deserve basic math. We need transparency. #ABleg #ABpoli
This is literally NONSENSE. Absolutely nonsensical!

Reminder: the Premier has NO medical expertise whatsoever, and seems to be getting horrendous advice (if she isn’t intentionally trying to mislead here)

Let’s delve into a couple of points:
x.com/thebreakdownab...
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December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
For context: The UCP is using Bill 14 to ban words like 'Conservative' and 'Liberal' from new party names to prevent voter confusion. My emoji list is satire, but the core idea—a government restricting political words—is not. Living in Alberta is like living in an SNL sketch,
I've been checking out the UCP's Bill 14 addendum and... well, it's bigger than just party names. They've apparently extended the restricted word list to emojis!
My personal favourite banned item is "Implies democracy." 🗳️🤡
#UCPBannedEmojis #Bill14Addendum #AlbertaPolitics #ABLeg #Abpoli #Cdnpoli
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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"Ungoverning is not a neutral act. It is an ethical choice. It shifts power from the many to the few. It transforms rights into commodities. It turns need into opportunity for private profit. And it abandons the belief that a society should be judged by how it treats the vulnerable."
Danielle Smith is "Ungoverning" Alberta
And trying to break the very idea of Canada
markhamhislop.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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So...

In the course of less than 24 hours, Danielle Smith's right hand man is apparently attempting to delegitimize both the courts AND journalists.

Is there a name for that?

(There is)

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Reposted by Hazel B. | Meme Resister |
This is among the most democratically dangerous things Danielle Smith has said.

She wants to remove all checks and balances on her power and projects herself as the embodiment of "the people."

We have left the realm of liberal democracy in this province.
Smith doubled down on her anti court rhetoric today...

She even seemed to suggest that federally appointed judges couldn't render impartial rulings and that she believed her interpretation should always be above theirs.

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've been checking out the UCP's Bill 14 addendum and... well, it's bigger than just party names. They've apparently extended the restricted word list to emojis!
My personal favourite banned item is "Implies democracy." 🗳️🤡
#UCPBannedEmojis #Bill14Addendum #AlbertaPolitics #ABLeg #Abpoli #Cdnpoli
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Dec 6: We welcome #RecallWright to the game—his paperwork was submitted. We celebrate #RecallYaseem on day 6, and his hard hat reminds us that as an engineer, he is now signing off on all that #UCPCorruption. #RecallThemAll #TotalRecall #MerryXmasAlberta #ABleg #ABpoli
December 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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LaGrange is a RELIGIOUS NUTCASE
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
LaGrange is responsible for Canada losing its measles-free status. Her government's lack of transparency is complete: Alberta forbade the MOH from speaking publicly about measles. Where is the accountability for ignoring expert advice? #ableg #RecallLaGrange #Measles #Abpoli #CdnPoli
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dec 5th now 17 UCP MLAs officially approved on EA website 3 very soon and 2 have paperwork submitted. On day 5 one of our favs #RecallNally advent calendar spot that red tape is just a yarn ball. #RecallThemAll #TotallRecall
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM