Guzma (real)
@guzmayaboi.bsky.social
Team Skull’s boss. Giving gender envy to butches everywhere. Steven Page’s bitch. 🔞, minors shoo, your boy is old
pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT
pfp and banner are both by Notzilon on YT
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Guzma (real)
@guzmayaboi.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Clarifying my pinned post a little: I’ll post NSFW stuff here occasionally which is why I don’t want minors following/interacting with those posts. Minors can interact in a SFW way if they find me in the wild, just don’t follow me
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my personality is a kicked puppy who keeps making jokes about it
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my personality is a kicked puppy who keeps making jokes about it
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Its him.... Delicious James
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Its him.... Delicious James
Okay so I can’t listen to Joy To The World normally because all I can hear is Brock from Pokémon’s horny version of the song
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Okay so I can’t listen to Joy To The World normally because all I can hear is Brock from Pokémon’s horny version of the song
Do you think Scrooge and Marley ever fucked
December 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Do you think Scrooge and Marley ever fucked
The age of social media is so weird because the most evil people can enter your life and try to destroy you but you’ve always met them in the strangest places. “Why did you check yourself into the emergency room tonight?” Punch-Out fans have been causing me to sh and I’m on the verge of kmsing
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The age of social media is so weird because the most evil people can enter your life and try to destroy you but you’ve always met them in the strangest places. “Why did you check yourself into the emergency room tonight?” Punch-Out fans have been causing me to sh and I’m on the verge of kmsing
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cook a packet of ramen noodles, toss out the flavor packet, drain the noodles, mix in some peanut butter, some rice vinegar, some sesame oil, some soy sauce, some chili-garlic, some honey or maple syrup, I AM TELLING YOU
December 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
cook a packet of ramen noodles, toss out the flavor packet, drain the noodles, mix in some peanut butter, some rice vinegar, some sesame oil, some soy sauce, some chili-garlic, some honey or maple syrup, I AM TELLING YOU
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zelda games are better the more haunted they feel
December 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
zelda games are better the more haunted they feel
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Had a dream last night that there was an infamously violent NHL team with a notoriously shitty fanbase called the "Ohio Mustards." (Might have been influenced by the fact that I'm out of mustard, it's been bothering me)
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Had a dream last night that there was an infamously violent NHL team with a notoriously shitty fanbase called the "Ohio Mustards." (Might have been influenced by the fact that I'm out of mustard, it's been bothering me)
My luck with Mega Rising in #PTCGP has been so off the walls. I pulled FOUR immersive mega Altaria EXs before I managed to pull a single Combusken 😐
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My luck with Mega Rising in #PTCGP has been so off the walls. I pulled FOUR immersive mega Altaria EXs before I managed to pull a single Combusken 😐
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explaining Pokémon VGC meta to my coworkers
December 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
explaining Pokémon VGC meta to my coworkers
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CINEMATIC PARALLELS
Andor / Gummy Sharks
Andor / Gummy Sharks
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
CINEMATIC PARALLELS
Andor / Gummy Sharks
Andor / Gummy Sharks
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My charizard pokesona~
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
My charizard pokesona~
I wish it wasn’t basically required to have a social media presence to be successful as an artist or participate in fandom because I’m always one bad social media interaction away from killing myself
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I wish it wasn’t basically required to have a social media presence to be successful as an artist or participate in fandom because I’m always one bad social media interaction away from killing myself
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He did not want his photo taken while he was soggy
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
He did not want his photo taken while he was soggy
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What a thoughtful hawk to warn me about potential danger! 😂
#bird #birdphoto #birdphotography #photography #hawk #wildlife #blueskybirds #birdsofbluesky #dailybird #birdoftheday #nature #canonphotography
#bird #birdphoto #birdphotography #photography #hawk #wildlife #blueskybirds #birdsofbluesky #dailybird #birdoftheday #nature #canonphotography
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What a thoughtful hawk to warn me about potential danger! 😂
#bird #birdphoto #birdphotography #photography #hawk #wildlife #blueskybirds #birdsofbluesky #dailybird #birdoftheday #nature #canonphotography
#bird #birdphoto #birdphotography #photography #hawk #wildlife #blueskybirds #birdsofbluesky #dailybird #birdoftheday #nature #canonphotography
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These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
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Over 500 known species of fish are able to change sex as adults, switching from male to female, female to male, or back and forth. anyway, trans fish bag
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Over 500 known species of fish are able to change sex as adults, switching from male to female, female to male, or back and forth. anyway, trans fish bag
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what if sega just one day change sonic's design to this
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
what if sega just one day change sonic's design to this
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Happy Thursday free thinkers in the sky that's blue. As a bad birder, one of the things I love about trying to follow Rob and Alan's #BirdOfTheDay theme is it forces me to learn. Today's is #Songbirds and I now know cardinals fit the ... bill ... and the beak 🐦🦉
#Photography #Birds #EastCoastKin
#Photography #Birds #EastCoastKin
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Happy Thursday free thinkers in the sky that's blue. As a bad birder, one of the things I love about trying to follow Rob and Alan's #BirdOfTheDay theme is it forces me to learn. Today's is #Songbirds and I now know cardinals fit the ... bill ... and the beak 🐦🦉
#Photography #Birds #EastCoastKin
#Photography #Birds #EastCoastKin
My friend just showed me what the new Metroid aliens look like and they’re so hot I can’t even, I don’t know anything about Metroid though
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My friend just showed me what the new Metroid aliens look like and they’re so hot I can’t even, I don’t know anything about Metroid though