Kink writers are honestly so brave because I can’t even write vanilla smut without getting all hot and flustered and embarrassed 😭 (I’ve written kinky shit too and the embarrassment is 10 times amplified)

Morshu wrote the superior version of the song anyways

Maxing out the weight on my Zamazenta to make heavy slam hit harder and so I can win at Worlds and for no other nefarious reasons

For a brief moment I thought you meant they wanted all the women in video games to look like Jabba the Hut

Tbh, I thought they used the Israel flag to just mean they hate Jewish people in general, since someone who is openly a Nazi probably doesn’t care about the difference between Zionist and anti-Zionist Jewish people

But like imagine finding out your granddaughter killed herself because people online were encouraging her to die because she was a little too annoying about Little Mac as a character lmao

(This happened in July, I’m fine now)

DOC WOULD BE FINE AT TENNIS HE’S OLDER NOW BUT HE’S STILL A STRONG MAN

“Gamers just fly into a rage if they ever encounter dialogue and have to read”

This is like 90% of the reason the Alola games get dunked on. They gave us a mature and emotional story but gamers never learned to read so they button mashed thru it

Surely “I’m Gonna Kill Santa Claus” is the exception though?

One of the hardest and most laborious tasks you could ever do. Congratulations.

I’m being genuine btw

He looks just like Jag from Cattails!

I own a relatively smaller & shorter lived parrot species (black capped conure) and even then she demands so much of my time, attention, space, and money. Not to mention parrots are exceptionally fragile and something like using a nonstick pan or lighting a candle can easily kill them

Funnily enough you left out the animal that I was originally going to specify in my comment but decided against because all animals make bad gifts… but ESPECIALLY never gift anybody a parrot. It’s honestly one step down from gifting somebody a human infant