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reb of Melbourne
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Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.
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The Real Hoosewives of Glasgow City.
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Trump is demolishing that building because of that lovely photo of Obama and his dog.

Trump is so devoid of love, that he couldn't connect with one.

He has the soul of a rotting turnip.
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFgd...
Not a drag queen then.....?
If Larry stopped making excuses and got off his lazy green arse he could easily get a job as stop-go gnome at some roadworks site.
I've found my halloween costume...
Follow me for more self help tips...
Thank you kindly.

The older I get, the more I find that I use words sparingly.

Why waste them on fuckwits.
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Utterly, stunningly beautiful....god some people are clever
A jaw-dropping 11,787 drones lit up the night sky, setting a new Guinness World Record in China

Look at the sheer scale of this 😲
I recently attended a dinner party where I sat next to this retired American guy who noticed - and felt it necessary to point out - that I drink quite a lot of red wine.

He was drinking a can of coke with his meal.

I just looked at him with his can of coke and said "I'm Australian."

Fkn cunt.
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No-one gives two hoots what you think #Sussan! The #Liberal Party is dead, you're no longer of any political relevance in #Australia. Period. Poor old #Menzies would be turning in his grave, to see the disaster you, #Dutton and #Morrison et el have brought down upon the Party he created! #auspol
Yeah that's a hard fkn no from me....
CBF cooking so it’s takeaway ( locally called “ta pau” ) from Mrs Tasty Corner for dinner tonight…
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Ah! Good morning, reality. And welcome. We’ve been expecting you…
The path to hell is paved with those...!
Why she's holding a handful of tagliatelle is anyone's guess. 🤔