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@guttertwits.bsky.social

Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.
Christmas shopping can be stressful so as a gesture of goodwill I’ve saved you the trouble of wondering what to get me.

This is currently available at your nearest Mecca store.

Thank you and you’re welcome..😇
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I won’t be seeing any more of this carry on for much longer… 😆
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Public Service Announcement...
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game, I'll test ya
Psychosomatic, addict, insane
Breathe the pressure
Come play my game, I'll test ya
Psychosomatic, addict, insane
Come play my game
Inhale, inhale, you're the victim
Come play my game
Exhale, exhale, exhale
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh no...!

This is the worst thing since, christ I don't even know....
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
They're definitely shagging aren't they.

Two bottles of red, a gentle touch of the hand....

#auspol
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
so true...
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Zali "Bubble" Burrows... 😆
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
“Fuck things up for James Packer.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I'm on the highway to hell
On the highway to hell
Highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) I'm on the highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell) highway to hell
(highway to hell)
And I'm goin' down
All the way
I'm on the highway to hell...
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
✅ Been to the gym
✅ Housework done
✅ Laundry done
✅ Thinking about dinner and maybe some 🍷

Current mood....
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Same vibe...
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Current mood...
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Penang kopitiam (coffee shop and local food). I’m going to miss this…
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Brunch ..! Roti canai with a side of tandoori chicken and an iced coffee… $3.50 … 😋😋
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Mood update....

I may have had a few 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Well that’s us all packed and ready for our move back to ‘Straya…. 😬
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Current mood...
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Highway to the Manger Zone...
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'm guessing this is the male equivalent... 😆
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM