Gruntleigh T Ogron
@gruntleigh.bsky.social
Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire.
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
Pinned
Me decide to visit new CYBERLEADER PRISONER because him been a bit MOROSE.
Me try to CHEER him UP.
Offer him a NICE BUNCH of FLOWERS to smell.
NOTHING.
Suggest him look at SUNSET out of PRISON WINDOW.
NOTHING.
How about EAT this WELL PREPARED MEAL?
NOTHING.
Just get BLANK LOOK.😐
Me try to CHEER him UP.
Offer him a NICE BUNCH of FLOWERS to smell.
NOTHING.
Suggest him look at SUNSET out of PRISON WINDOW.
NOTHING.
How about EAT this WELL PREPARED MEAL?
NOTHING.
Just get BLANK LOOK.😐
Can someone report this store to the Police please?😠
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Can someone report this store to the Police please?😠
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The greatest Ogron minds have toiled for weeks wanting to win this TV quiz!
The clues:
"Film starring Ebenezer Scrooge" and
"Xmas decoration, rhymes with 'pinsel'"?
We simply don't have any idea!
(is the answer 'YKANYGZ'?) 🤔
The clues:
"Film starring Ebenezer Scrooge" and
"Xmas decoration, rhymes with 'pinsel'"?
We simply don't have any idea!
(is the answer 'YKANYGZ'?) 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The greatest Ogron minds have toiled for weeks wanting to win this TV quiz!
The clues:
"Film starring Ebenezer Scrooge" and
"Xmas decoration, rhymes with 'pinsel'"?
We simply don't have any idea!
(is the answer 'YKANYGZ'?) 🤔
The clues:
"Film starring Ebenezer Scrooge" and
"Xmas decoration, rhymes with 'pinsel'"?
We simply don't have any idea!
(is the answer 'YKANYGZ'?) 🤔
We had a Magic Faraway Tree growing near the Base a few years ago!
Unfortunately so many Ogrons PEED up it, that it DIED and fell over!
Me still haunted by the pitiful SCREAMS of the fairy folk who lived in it as it plummeted to the ground. 😢🧚🧚♂️🧚♀️
Unfortunately so many Ogrons PEED up it, that it DIED and fell over!
Me still haunted by the pitiful SCREAMS of the fairy folk who lived in it as it plummeted to the ground. 😢🧚🧚♂️🧚♀️
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 AM
We had a Magic Faraway Tree growing near the Base a few years ago!
Unfortunately so many Ogrons PEED up it, that it DIED and fell over!
Me still haunted by the pitiful SCREAMS of the fairy folk who lived in it as it plummeted to the ground. 😢🧚🧚♂️🧚♀️
Unfortunately so many Ogrons PEED up it, that it DIED and fell over!
Me still haunted by the pitiful SCREAMS of the fairy folk who lived in it as it plummeted to the ground. 😢🧚🧚♂️🧚♀️
The greatest Ogron minds have toiled for weeks wanting to win this TV quiz!
The clues:
"Film starring Ebenezer Scrooge" and
"Xmas decoration, rhymes with 'pinsel'"?
We simply don't have any idea!
(is the answer 'YKANYGZ'?) 🤔
The clues:
"Film starring Ebenezer Scrooge" and
"Xmas decoration, rhymes with 'pinsel'"?
We simply don't have any idea!
(is the answer 'YKANYGZ'?) 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The greatest Ogron minds have toiled for weeks wanting to win this TV quiz!
The clues:
"Film starring Ebenezer Scrooge" and
"Xmas decoration, rhymes with 'pinsel'"?
We simply don't have any idea!
(is the answer 'YKANYGZ'?) 🤔
The clues:
"Film starring Ebenezer Scrooge" and
"Xmas decoration, rhymes with 'pinsel'"?
We simply don't have any idea!
(is the answer 'YKANYGZ'?) 🤔
Reposted by Gruntleigh T Ogron
Adric might appreciate the new OGG-000 desktop computer which can do all the sums an Ogron could ever need (as long as the answer is “some”) 🙂
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Adric might appreciate the new OGG-000 desktop computer which can do all the sums an Ogron could ever need (as long as the answer is “some”) 🙂
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Us domesticated ones are no angels either......😏
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Us domesticated ones are no angels either......😏
Davros has been avidly watching "Gemini Man" on TV, trying to get some ideas about cloning.
"Now THIS is what I call an office, Gruntleigh! Desks, chairs and a MASSIVE STEEL URINAL!"
"Now THIS is what I call an office, Gruntleigh! Desks, chairs and a MASSIVE STEEL URINAL!"
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Davros has been avidly watching "Gemini Man" on TV, trying to get some ideas about cloning.
"Now THIS is what I call an office, Gruntleigh! Desks, chairs and a MASSIVE STEEL URINAL!"
"Now THIS is what I call an office, Gruntleigh! Desks, chairs and a MASSIVE STEEL URINAL!"
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People have been asking why me not post much these days?
Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR!
Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard!
Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷♂️
Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR!
Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard!
Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷♂️
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
People have been asking why me not post much these days?
Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR!
Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard!
Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷♂️
Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR!
Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard!
Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷♂️
People have been asking why me not post much these days?
Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR!
Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard!
Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷♂️
Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR!
Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard!
Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷♂️
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
People have been asking why me not post much these days?
Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR!
Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard!
Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷♂️
Well, it because ADRIC appointed himself my LITERARY EDITOR!
Every time me go to post something, him tell me it not up to my usual standard!
Me will just have to think up some new stuff. 🤷♂️
Thought me might try bidding on some of Cilla Black's old frocks?
Adric says on Earth they considered UNISEX.
Is him right? 🤔
Adric says on Earth they considered UNISEX.
Is him right? 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Thought me might try bidding on some of Cilla Black's old frocks?
Adric says on Earth they considered UNISEX.
Is him right? 🤔
Adric says on Earth they considered UNISEX.
Is him right? 🤔
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Davros: Gruntleigh, there's been another theft from the Banana stores....
Me: Erm...
D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it....
Me: 😬 M.....me can expl-
D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS!
Me: Phew!
(Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹
Me: Erm...
D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it....
Me: 😬 M.....me can expl-
D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS!
Me: Phew!
(Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Davros: Gruntleigh, there's been another theft from the Banana stores....
Me: Erm...
D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it....
Me: 😬 M.....me can expl-
D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS!
Me: Phew!
(Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹
Me: Erm...
D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it....
Me: 😬 M.....me can expl-
D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS!
Me: Phew!
(Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹
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DAVROS just did his "DALEKS will DESTROY all inferior LIFEFORMS" speech on SKARO TV. 😮
He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE.
NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL.
THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄
He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE.
NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL.
THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
DAVROS just did his "DALEKS will DESTROY all inferior LIFEFORMS" speech on SKARO TV. 😮
He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE.
NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL.
THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄
He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE.
NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL.
THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄
Davros: Gruntleigh, there's been another theft from the Banana stores....
Me: Erm...
D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it....
Me: 😬 M.....me can expl-
D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS!
Me: Phew!
(Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹
Me: Erm...
D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it....
Me: 😬 M.....me can expl-
D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS!
Me: Phew!
(Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Davros: Gruntleigh, there's been another theft from the Banana stores....
Me: Erm...
D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it....
Me: 😬 M.....me can expl-
D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS!
Me: Phew!
(Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹
Me: Erm...
D: ...and I've got a pretty good idea who did it....
Me: 😬 M.....me can expl-
D: It's obviously the fault of IMMIGRANTS!
Me: Phew!
(Sometimes having a mad old racist for a boss is useful..) 😹
Reposted by Gruntleigh T Ogron
DAVROS just did his "DALEKS will DESTROY all inferior LIFEFORMS" speech on SKARO TV. 😮
He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE.
NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL.
THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄
He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE.
NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL.
THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
DAVROS just did his "DALEKS will DESTROY all inferior LIFEFORMS" speech on SKARO TV. 😮
He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE.
NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL.
THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄
He also started PARTING his HAIR differently, and decided to grow a LITTLE MOUSTACHE.
NYDER has resumed wearing his IRON CROSS MEDAL.
THEY ARE NOT EVEN PRETENDING THEY AREN'T EVIL ANY MORE.🙄
Reposted by Gruntleigh T Ogron
Squardle wouldn’t let me have this today, @gruntleigh.bsky.social
Can you go an duff up their boss for me please?
Can you go an duff up their boss for me please?
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Squardle wouldn’t let me have this today, @gruntleigh.bsky.social
Can you go an duff up their boss for me please?
Can you go an duff up their boss for me please?
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That’s *THE* Christmas card for this year - right there, surely? @hwam.bsky.social ! 👏👏👏
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
That’s *THE* Christmas card for this year - right there, surely? @hwam.bsky.social ! 👏👏👏
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Wait... what!?
You mean that video me liked yesterday of Davros suddenly sprouting huge DOVE WINGS and flying off over Ograviss wasn't real!? 😲
Me was hoping he'd give me a lift into town. ☹️
You mean that video me liked yesterday of Davros suddenly sprouting huge DOVE WINGS and flying off over Ograviss wasn't real!? 😲
Me was hoping he'd give me a lift into town. ☹️
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Wait... what!?
You mean that video me liked yesterday of Davros suddenly sprouting huge DOVE WINGS and flying off over Ograviss wasn't real!? 😲
Me was hoping he'd give me a lift into town. ☹️
You mean that video me liked yesterday of Davros suddenly sprouting huge DOVE WINGS and flying off over Ograviss wasn't real!? 😲
Me was hoping he'd give me a lift into town. ☹️
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Recently, me got a lovely new A.I. girlfriend called Agella! ♥️
She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes!
(Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷♂️
She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes!
(Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷♂️
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Recently, me got a lovely new A.I. girlfriend called Agella! ♥️
She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes!
(Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷♂️
She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes!
(Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷♂️
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The best selling lolly on Ograviss has a lot to answer for. Never lick a frozen TARDIS in real life, especially if it’s just about to dematerialise…
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The best selling lolly on Ograviss has a lot to answer for. Never lick a frozen TARDIS in real life, especially if it’s just about to dematerialise…
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Hurray! Welcome back GRUNTLEIGH. Me was missing you.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hurray! Welcome back GRUNTLEIGH. Me was missing you.
Recently, me got a lovely new A.I. girlfriend called Agella! ♥️
She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes!
(Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷♂️
She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes!
(Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷♂️
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Recently, me got a lovely new A.I. girlfriend called Agella! ♥️
She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes!
(Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷♂️
She love to talk to me about my hobbies and interests and also Davros' nuclear launch codes!
(Well it MAINLY about Davros' Nuclear launch codes to be honest.) 🤷♂️