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Gruntleigh T Ogron

@gruntleigh.bsky.social

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Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire. Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · Feb 4

Me decide to visit new CYBERLEADER PRISONER because him been a bit MOROSE.
Me try to CHEER him UP.
Offer him a NICE BUNCH of FLOWERS to smell.
NOTHING.
Suggest him look at SUNSET out of PRISON WINDOW.
NOTHING.
How about EAT this WELL PREPARED MEAL?
NOTHING.
Just get BLANK LOOK.😐

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👂💕💕💕💕

Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 4h

Exactly! 😁

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 5h

What happens on Ograviss, stays on Ograviss....🫣

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18h

After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media.
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.

IT....... NOT END WELL.😬

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14h

UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14h

Erm.....😹

Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 14h

UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 17h

At this point, him would take that. 🤷‍♂️

Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18h

Yes, this just the sort of comment me was worried him would get. 🫣

Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18h

CAULIFLOWER IS A FLOWER

Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18h

Uggo who? 🤔

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 18h

*monkey thumbs up* 👍

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 1d

Me was wondering which particular Friday night out that might have been, and then me remembered.
That EVERY Friday night out.......🙄

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Well, you can ASK......🤷‍♂️

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 1d

Hmm... Maybe you right.
Once presented Lovely Jo with a bouquet of flowers that had an ear in it.

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 4d

The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 4d

It amazing how many treaties get signed in double quick time, just so that Delegates can get back in their spaceships and scarper....😁🙊

Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 4d

Only if me can wear them on my feet.....😏

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 4d

Wait till you see the yellow marigolds.....😖

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Gruntleigh T Ogron @gruntleigh.bsky.social · 4d

Pure woven Dalekenium....