Gruntleigh T Ogron
@gruntleigh.bsky.social
Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire.
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵
Pinned
Me decide to visit new CYBERLEADER PRISONER because him been a bit MOROSE.
Me try to CHEER him UP.
Offer him a NICE BUNCH of FLOWERS to smell.
NOTHING.
Suggest him look at SUNSET out of PRISON WINDOW.
NOTHING.
How about EAT this WELL PREPARED MEAL?
NOTHING.
Just get BLANK LOOK.😐
Me try to CHEER him UP.
Offer him a NICE BUNCH of FLOWERS to smell.
NOTHING.
Suggest him look at SUNSET out of PRISON WINDOW.
NOTHING.
How about EAT this WELL PREPARED MEAL?
NOTHING.
Just get BLANK LOOK.😐
"New discovery reveals chimpanzees in Uganda use flying supermarket trolleys to visit Banana Supermarkets."
GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌
GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"New discovery reveals chimpanzees in Uganda use flying supermarket trolleys to visit Banana Supermarkets."
GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌
GREAT NEWS! 🐵🍌🍌🍌🍌
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@gruntleigh.bsky.social with regards to your messages (I still can’t seem to attach pictures to them) My Beloved’s advice is to simply nest and do whatever makes you feel better 😀
October 29, 2025 at 9:01 AM
@gruntleigh.bsky.social with regards to your messages (I still can’t seem to attach pictures to them) My Beloved’s advice is to simply nest and do whatever makes you feel better 😀
Reposted by Gruntleigh T Ogron
DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 AM
DAVROS has invited us Ogrons to a POSH LUNCH!
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
D: Would you care for some more cake, Gruntleigh?
Me: Well..maybe a SMALL SLICE please....
D: *chuckles* You don't have to be POLITE you know...
Me: Oh..ok, maybe a small slice, you STUPID GOGGLE-EYED GIT!
Me now on OGRON DEATH ROW.
AGAIN.
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?
Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈
#PrisonTime
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?
Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈
#PrisonTime
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?
Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈
#PrisonTime
WHO THERE?
ME DUNNUP...
ME DUNNUP WHO?
Pretty hilarious joke right?😹
Well, apparently NOT when me told it at the DRACONIAN PRINCE'S DIPLOMATIC LUNCHEON just now to lighten the mood. 🙈
#PrisonTime
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100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES?
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES?
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES?
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
October 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
100s of people have been DM-ing to ask if this is ME starring in THE FORSYTES?
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
Maybe they just spelt my name wrong in the credits?
Well, despite the ginger hair and noble brow, it actually just a wannabe LOOKALIKE! 🤷♂️
Reposted by Gruntleigh T Ogron
After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media.
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media.
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
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UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
UGGO has been going on for weeks now about getting "name checked" by Lovely Nadja on the telly recently.
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
It probably not the win him think it is. 🙄
After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media.
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 AM
After being given a ring light for his birthday, DAVROS is trying his hand at Social Media.
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
"I'll post this and read the kind comments people post to cheer myself up!" him say.
IT....... NOT END WELL.😬
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October 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Reposted by Gruntleigh T Ogron
The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
People will say this just a conspiracy theory....but are there any Ogrons left alive in Prague these days.....?
Me rest my case. 🤨
Me rest my case. 🤨
Just visited a church in Prague.
I was a little surprised to see that before he moved to Devil's End, a certain renegade was putting a shift in here.
@rev-magister.bsky.social
@gruntleigh.bsky.social
I was a little surprised to see that before he moved to Devil's End, a certain renegade was putting a shift in here.
@rev-magister.bsky.social
@gruntleigh.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
People will say this just a conspiracy theory....but are there any Ogrons left alive in Prague these days.....?
Me rest my case. 🤨
Me rest my case. 🤨
The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The OGRON SQUAD is planning to go and DUFF UP some THALS, but just before we go, NYDER turns up with his CLIPBOARD.😡
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
Him insist we follow his new HEALTH, HYGIENE & SAFETY RULES!
But it hard to SCARE stupid THALS when you wearing a BLUE NYLON TABARD and matching HAIRNETS. 🙈
Reposted by Gruntleigh T Ogron
Next Time on...
VISION ON SOUND
Steve Hatcher gets eclectic again
Sunday Oct 19th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time)
@FabRadioInt Channel 1
fabradiointernational.com
Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visiononsound
VoS Show 257 - Yr 6, Ep 03
VISION ON SOUND
Steve Hatcher gets eclectic again
Sunday Oct 19th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time)
@FabRadioInt Channel 1
fabradiointernational.com
Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visiononsound
VoS Show 257 - Yr 6, Ep 03
October 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Next Time on...
VISION ON SOUND
Steve Hatcher gets eclectic again
Sunday Oct 19th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time)
@FabRadioInt Channel 1
fabradiointernational.com
Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visiononsound
VoS Show 257 - Yr 6, Ep 03
VISION ON SOUND
Steve Hatcher gets eclectic again
Sunday Oct 19th 2025, 7:00pm (UK time)
@FabRadioInt Channel 1
fabradiointernational.com
Podcast version also available after 7:00pm via podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/visiononsound
VoS Show 257 - Yr 6, Ep 03
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When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
When ENGINEER OGRON AL designed a new Battle Cruiser, Daleks complained that the buttons were too FIDDLY so him redesigned them:
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
Apparently them STILL TOO TINY!
After another 35 ATTEMPTS him eventually have a BREAK DOWN!
"STILL TOO SMALL?!?" Him SCREAM as him is DRAGGED away.🤯
No, not OGRONS, silly!
(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷♂️
(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷♂️
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
No, not OGRONS, silly!
(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷♂️
(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷♂️
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Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹
Reposted by Gruntleigh T Ogron
Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴
......and A.I. surpassed OGRON intelligence in.........
*checks notes*
...........1991. 😁🤷♂️
*checks notes*
...........1991. 😁🤷♂️
October 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
......and A.I. surpassed OGRON intelligence in.........
*checks notes*
...........1991. 😁🤷♂️
*checks notes*
...........1991. 😁🤷♂️
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THIRD DOCTOR is doing one of his boring 'moments of charm' speeches.... 😴
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
THIRD DOCTOR is doing one of his boring 'moments of charm' speeches.... 😴
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!