Grumpysteen
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Grumpysteen
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Warm soup is incredibly satisfying on a cold rainy day.
February 15, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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"I was told you're a monster," the hero said.

"So they say," said the monster.

"But you're beautiful!"

"Thank you."

"Have you always been a monster?"

"Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden."

"And became a monster?"

"Got named a monster."

"What did you do?"

"I hit back."
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Spaceship lands in the park. A door dilates. Alien comes out. Says to the gathering crowd:

"I've been all over the universe, seen everything. Can you entertain me?"

Someone in the crowd shouts: "Great clown Pagliacci is in town, jokes out of this world!"

Alien starts crying. "But Earthlings..."
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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It is a very difficult time for trans people in this country.

It is a very difficult time for people in this country.

It is a very difficult time for people.

It is a very difficult time.

It is.

💔
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The USA really is trying to set new records for fucking ourselves up.
BREAKING | Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
Truck hauling monkeys carrying hepatitis C, herpes and Covid overturns in Mississippi
www.independent.co.uk
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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unless you want to see a thousand accounts dunk quoting and arguing with these propaganda accounts, this is a handy block list
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Something in Australia that won't kill you!
October 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I'm wearing pants and I haven't joined the cult today so I'm going to call that a win.
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I used to dream that I would be a prince

But God Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
June 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I've been thinking that I reached the part of old age where I make grunting sounds for no reason, but tonight I'm beginning to realize that I'm actually in constant low level pain.

Fun!
June 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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It's time to check out Planet of Lana!

I loved the demo at EGX back in the day so let's go!

www.twitch.tv/CharlAltDelete
May 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Something that isn't often seen: daffodil seeds.

It can take a daffodil grown from seed up to seven years before it flowers, so seeds aren't harvested often and propagation is usually done by digging up flowers whose bulbs have split.
May 8, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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Glamping? No, no, we do this full-time. This is Glomelessness.
May 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Apparently, having a bunch of Tajin seasoning in the produce section of a large chain grocery store isn't a thing in most of the US.

Sometimes I forget just how many Latin American immigrants I live around, but I am truly grateful for all the food and culture that they've brought to this area.
April 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I was reminded of this bit of early '80s nonsense this evening. Looking back, the generic products aisle seems very dystopian.
April 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Spring is slowly creeping in
March 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I have an MMR vaccine update scheduled for Thursday.

FU anti-vaxxers. I hope every last one of you winds up with the measles and the worst complications that it can cause so you can spend the rest of your lives suffering and kicking yourselves over your stupidity.
March 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
-8c and everything is covered with heavy frost this morning. Not the weather I'd like.

Still, it's cool to see all the trees and grass glittering from the reflected street lights. It's like my whole yard has become a fey trap.

Sadly, stepping out of the house didn't send me to another world.
February 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Google Maps is in the Play store and can be reviewed.

It'd be a shame if they got called out with negative reviews due to the addition of incorrect names for large bodies of water.
February 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
My dream outcome at this point
February 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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ATTENTION: The mall river is now running in reverse. The coins are slowly rising back to the surface. Someone or something has denied the wishes.
February 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM