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GrumpyPants
@grumpypant5.bsky.social
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Tired human, animal lover, wanderer and wonderer.
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autismsupsoc.bsky.social
🎵 I would glumph 500 miles and I would glumph 500 more just to be the seal who glumphed a 1000 miles to return to your harbor 🎵
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · May 30
A Southern elephant seal makes a surprise visit to the residential neighborhood of Gordon's Bay in Cape Town, South Africa, and triggers an almost nine-hour rescue effort to return him to the coast.
May 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
Who's a pretty kitty?!
#cats #cat #catsofbluesky #blackcat #voidcat
April 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
This just appeared on my YouTube feed. Funny and terrifying because you watch it thinking...well maybe these tips one day will come in useful considering *gestures at everything* youtu.be/6MUrF_G7KlM?...
How to disable a robot dog if it attacks you
YouTube video by Hoog
youtu.be
April 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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katschroe.bsky.social
My handyman of over 10 years came by today to take care of a couple of things. As we settled up my calico ran by and he said, “Hi Sophie! Your other cat is Pango right?” And then sadly, “I’ve never seen Pango…” 💔

(So I showed him how Pango was currently hiding from him. Pango is not smart 😂)
A black cat’s behind is visible, sticking out from a light blue fluffy cat bed. The cat’s head is hidden under the soft top of the cat bed
March 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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titties-kitties.bsky.social
#titties&kitties #meme #memes #funny #joke #funnymeme
March 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
Anyone? 🌱
grumpypant5.bsky.social GrumpyPants @grumpypant5.bsky.social · Mar 6
Is there something that is a cross between an orange & a lemon? A lerange? Oremon? Our citrus tree produced these fruits - a bit lemon shaped but are more rounded &light orange in colour. They taste like a lemon but not as lemony. Left is a lemon the right is the mystery citrus.
🌱🌱 #gardening #fruit
March 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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matthighton.bsky.social
Just remembering the greatest pairing of adverts I ever saw.
March 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
Is there something that is a cross between an orange & a lemon? A lerange? Oremon? Our citrus tree produced these fruits - a bit lemon shaped but are more rounded &light orange in colour. They taste like a lemon but not as lemony. Left is a lemon the right is the mystery citrus.
🌱🌱 #gardening #fruit
March 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
Nothing wakes you faster than the sound of retching and a little voice from in the bed next to you saying "Mommy I vomited".
March 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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bowes3y.bsky.social
This story has @thebugle.bsky.social written all over it metro.co.uk/2025/02/27/s...
School tries to cover huge 65 foot penis on roof that is visible from space
The 20m knob is 161 larger than the average erect penis
metro.co.uk
March 3, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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justinfarrimond.bsky.social
heh heh heh heh heh

(more simple old nonsense clogging up the hard drive)

#Cat
Old meme pic of a cat with its paw on a bag of Meow Mix cat treats. Its head is behind the bag, the pic of another cat on the front of the bag makes it look like it's the cats head. Now I've explained it it no longer seems funny.
March 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
My little shadow 🖤
#blackcats #cats
A black cat with green eyes, sitting on a green carpet looking up.
March 2, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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steamymac.bsky.social
Early to bed, and early to rise, holy fuck being alive is bullshit.
February 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
My mom called me today to tell me a monkey snuck into her house and then pooped in her coffee table. Then later just incase I couldn't visualise it she sent me a photo of the poo.

So now I feel the overwhelming need to pass it forward and share the pic with random internet people. I have a problem.
February 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
I think w could all use a tasteful cushion like this.
#cats #cat #catsofbluesky #blackcats #voidcats
February 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
A cartoon polar bear on an iceberg surrounded by penguins. The polar bear is badly disguised as a penguin. One of the penguins is saying "and now Edgar's gone... Something's going on around here."
February 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
Who's a pretty kitty then! Happy caturday!
#cats #voidcats #catsofbluesky #caturday
A black cat with her paw extended. The only thing really visible is her paw. The rest of her body is a void. A slightly blurry photo of a black cat with her leg in the air licking her unmentionables. A black cat with glowing yellow eyes lying in a sofa with her legs stretched out.
February 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
Said "buon appetito" back the pizza delivery guy! 🫣
February 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Germany: 160,000 people protest against far-right party in Berlin
Germany: 160,000 people protest against far-right party in Berlin
The protests came after some parties voted alongside the far-right party, Alternative for Germany (AfD), over a non-binding resolution on immigration last week.
www.bbc.com
February 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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fascinatingfinds.bsky.social
A man in Indonesia captured the exact moment a volcano erupted within its caldera
February 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
School: Congratulations you are our new swimming teacher.
First day of job-
School: oh no you can't use the pool! Just teach them in the classroom.
#education #frustration #teaching
January 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
Hmmm my fringe is getting a bit long. But I don't need a hair dresser. I can trim it myself!
*Snip snip snip*
Ooh no that doesn't look right...the only way to fix it it's to keep cutting!
*SNIP SNIP SNIP*
nope still not right....
*SNIPPITY SNIP SNIP SNIP*

ARGH WHAT HAVE I DONE!!
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
grumpypant5.bsky.social
How your email finds me.
January 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM