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@grotleslime.bsky.social

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"Live, Laugh, Love" -a mantra I came up with

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aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 7d

Happy minecraft in sonic racing crossworlds day to those who celebrate

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morgan @mrrat.bsky.social · 22d

you're not ready for what I'm cooking up

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 23d

Ideally skiddo but I'll take plusle/minun/gulpin as well

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 23d

22 Sep 2025

Heathcliff leaps from an egregariously high angle at a squirrel, standing next to a pile of acorns holding a sign that says "DEEZ NUTS". Two other squirrels watch, and one of them says "Never brag about your stash."

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 23d

In the most generous sense of the word

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 23d

This is literally your fault

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 23d

type shift

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 25d

Fuck You! 🖕! No!

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · 25d

Just hit a #NoWiper in someone else's house!

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · Sep 12

12 Sep 2025

Heathcliff stoically walks down the street as his classic cartoon shoulder angel and devil- both of which naturally look like him- fight each other angrily above him. Two birds watch from a tree, and one says "The battle rages on."

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Sep 11

When we need Stephen Colbert most, he vanished.

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morgan @mrrat.bsky.social · Sep 8

it's fucked up they did 9/11 in 2001, one year earlier and the towers would be in the 27 club

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · Aug 30

Funny sources for the Greece facts at this Greek festival

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · Aug 30

Arguably the best crop art year of all time but this one made me howl

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Aug 20

I only played AC3 and almost exclusively played the multiplayer so sort of yes lmao

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Aug 20

I thought about it in my original post but nothing came together. Similarly, I was awake last night for like 15 minutes trying to come up with stand up bit about how we have "burger" but ive never heard of a "burgest" and couldn't make it work.

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Aug 20

Its a top down race mode in kirby air ride where controls are like sort of inverted I think. Its really weird feeling and nobody ever wanted to play it with me. Its almost like a mario party minigame with slot cars if that rings any bells.

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Aug 20

This has me realizing I like all the modes/areas people hate. Top Ride, Smash Tour, Pokémon Contests, Those Levels in Sunshine, Lost Izalith, SF6 World Tour. Maybe i do have dog shit taste after all.

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Aug 20

Really holding out hope they just forgot to show off Top Ride in the direct. I could hardly sleep last night. I need Top Ride back. Please.

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Aug 19

Good morning

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Trofe @jtrofe.com · Aug 16

My Jellical Romance

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streamo @streamo.bsky.social · Aug 15

greatest artist of our time I'm not even joking

a Far Side comic by Gary Larson showing two flies sitting in a modest living room watching the news on a tube TV where the fly-anchor is saying "Poop at eleven."

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Aug 11

Its also why sonic adventure games are so beloved - only 1-2 characters in each game can spin. With a cast so large, it really dillutes the spin continuum in the games' favor.

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Leon Massey @leonmassey.bsky.social · Aug 8

Was it all a dream?

aaron @grotleslime.bsky.social · Aug 8

Hope they make a new one someday where mishimas stay dead and it isnt filled with heatsmashrageartcutsceneskipskipskip