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boonie
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· Jan 31
if you need to see cuban pete scene skip forward to 1 hour 30 seconds of The Mask
just found out the queen died and now my sunday is FUCKED
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 AM
just found out the queen died and now my sunday is FUCKED
Judy is spelled Joodee now ok.
November 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Judy is spelled Joodee now ok.
I dont want to know about the ostrich convoy. fuck that can't make me
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I dont want to know about the ostrich convoy. fuck that can't make me
Reposted by boonie
Bard rolled a natural 20 to charm the lich king
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Bard rolled a natural 20 to charm the lich king
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we're the daughters of the bobos you couldn't honk
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
we're the daughters of the bobos you couldn't honk
I snatch a cop's gun away so quick they dont even realize it and then i tap them on the shoulder from behind but they trip because I handcuffed their feet together. this happens to me every day.
November 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I snatch a cop's gun away so quick they dont even realize it and then i tap them on the shoulder from behind but they trip because I handcuffed their feet together. this happens to me every day.
not a bird expert here, but could this be a Dread Pirate Roberts situation?
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
not a bird expert here, but could this be a Dread Pirate Roberts situation?
just realized why i love The Chair Company so much: it is basically The Big Lebowski, the series. A hapless hero is ripped out of his mundane world to investigate a bizzare, intricate and ultimately meaningless mystery. it is perfect.
#🪑Co
#🪑Co
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
just realized why i love The Chair Company so much: it is basically The Big Lebowski, the series. A hapless hero is ripped out of his mundane world to investigate a bizzare, intricate and ultimately meaningless mystery. it is perfect.
#🪑Co
#🪑Co
just got fired from my job remotely operating a fake AI teddy bear. chalk up another one, cancel culture 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 AM
just got fired from my job remotely operating a fake AI teddy bear. chalk up another one, cancel culture 🙄
just went crazy on some ginger snaps
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
just went crazy on some ginger snaps
was there a dino named Judy? we can now say yes with near 100% certainty. The Dino-Judy theory is sound.
*explosion of flash-bulbs and reporters shouting questions*
*explosion of flash-bulbs and reporters shouting questions*
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
was there a dino named Judy? we can now say yes with near 100% certainty. The Dino-Judy theory is sound.
*explosion of flash-bulbs and reporters shouting questions*
*explosion of flash-bulbs and reporters shouting questions*
sometimescatsarecalledjudy dot com
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
sometimescatsarecalledjudy dot com
sometime cats are named Judy???
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 AM
sometime cats are named Judy???
my theory is that no one is an actor. they're all just faking it
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
my theory is that no one is an actor. they're all just faking it
top notch pain meds doc, top fucking notch
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
top notch pain meds doc, top fucking notch
the bucolic plague? think again – new research suggests the black death had a "dark side"
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
the bucolic plague? think again – new research suggests the black death had a "dark side"
the of it all of it all
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
the of it all of it all
my kitty came through her dental procedure today just great! huge relief! way to go Mugs! (pics from before, she isn't photogenic right now) ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
my kitty came through her dental procedure today just great! huge relief! way to go Mugs! (pics from before, she isn't photogenic right now) ❤️
Spare A Thought For The Billionaire Pedophiles
By Ross Douthat
By Ross Douthat
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Spare A Thought For The Billionaire Pedophiles
By Ross Douthat
By Ross Douthat
rock garden didn't grow shit
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
rock garden didn't grow shit
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
a good DJ name?
JUDY BEATS
JUDY BEATS
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
a good DJ name?
JUDY BEATS
JUDY BEATS
im more or less a doctor since watching 5 episodes of The Pitt. I will begin seeing patients for their heart attack and assholes now
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
im more or less a doctor since watching 5 episodes of The Pitt. I will begin seeing patients for their heart attack and assholes now