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griefmachine.bsky.social
top notch pain meds doc, top fucking notch
a close up portrait of a tuxedo cat in a dimly lit room. her expression is sanguine and her pupils are enormous.
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
my kitty came through her dental procedure today just great! huge relief! way to go Mugs! (pics from before, she isn't photogenic right now) ❤️
a tuxedo cat is seen asleep on my lap with a slight grin on her lips. a tuxedo cat sleeps sprawled out on my blue lap towel. Seen from above, her body posture can only be described as a "dab"
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
it is Danny DeVito holding a revolver and looking somewhat crazed.
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
she is strong and she comforts me
a tuxedo cat sits with her arm strung across my knee. she looks beefy and satisfied. a cluttered coffees table is seen behind her in a dimly lit room a top view of a tuxedo sitting in a lap-hammoc made of blue towel and reaching her left forepaw onto my hand. she does this when i am watching horror movies or Game 7 of the World series with the blue jays up by 1.
November 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
a fine thing to say on bluesky, but post this on the nicolodeon kids forums and you get banned.
screenshot of a bluesky post Matty @bestestname.bsky.social Follow Bluesky Elder This is the hottest you will ever be. Take all the photos now. October 2, 2025, 12:10 AM Everybody can reply
October 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
quandary of quandaries

you gotta stand up to pee and this is happening on your lap:
close up of a sleeping tuxedo cat on a blue towel stretched across my lap. her lips are turned up in a dolphin's grin. a close up of a tuxedo cat sprawled out on a blue towel. she is asleep amongst a pile of her own feet, arms and legs. a top view of a tuxedo cat curled up in a tight little cat ball on the blue lap towel. her face is tucked under her arms.
October 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
on behalf of my cat and all small ones of the litter: the word "runt" is rude and needlessly unkind. she is the little one and that's that.
a tuxedo cat sits in a pale blue donut shaped catbed on a green recliner in a dim room. she is stretching her forepaw out towards the camera and gazing affectionately. closer shot of the same tuxedo cat sitting in a pale blue donut shaped catbed on a green recliner in a dim room. she is stretching her forepaw out towards the camera and gazing affectionately into the lense. her little cheek is mushed upward by the edge of the cat bed. she is beautiful and good.
September 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
saw a small hairy bird today
a lovely bumble bee on a yellow flowered plant, possibly a weed.
August 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
Biding her time. her revenge will be served cold. Oh Yes!
a photo of a tuxedo cat curled up on my lap with a wooden coffee table in the background. her face is held in a calm smile and her right fore paw is curled up towards her face as if to say, "oh they'll rue the day."
July 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
I lift her up and elevator her back down to the ground when she's done. we call this "up time" and it is great fun.
a photo of a tuxedo cat sitting on top of a tool chest with a bright window behind her. her face is turned to the right, very close to the edge of the frame, as if she is checking out the edge of the frame in the wayvthat cats do. she is very pritty and her fur is rich. a photo of a tuxedo cat on top of a large tool chest. she is lounging and dangling her right forepaw over the edge. scattered around her are dazzling flecks of rainbow cast by a prism.
July 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
me, looking over my list:
it is Burt Reynolds from Boogie Nights laughing and saying "those are great names!"
June 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
☘️
a close up photo of a bunch of thick leaved clovers in a rainy lawn. the clover in the center of the frame is covered in fat rain drops.
May 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
the teeth delved too greedily and too deep
a photo of a mostly eaten apple held in my hand. a sidewalk and grassy lawn are seen in the background. in the center of the apple are two seeds visable where the core has been breached. in this metaphor the apple is the Mines of Moria, my teeth are the dwarves and the seeds are the balrog.
May 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
old (young) Bob dylan picture in BW. he stands in front of a mic singing and holding an acoustic guitar.
May 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
i love it when she sleeps like this
a tuxedo cat buries her face in a comforter on a bed. there is a bright sunny window mostly obscured with a brown curtain. She looks like a roly poly bug that started to curl up but decided to take a nap half way through.
April 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
just told her ita the weekend
A tuxedo cat sits poses for a portrait photo in a sunlit cardboard box. there is a tiny bit of afternoon sunlight hitting her ear and one eye wisker. she wears an expression of shock and excitement at the possibilities of the weekend.
March 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
a fluffy tuxedo kitty flipped upside down on a blue towel across my lap.. her mouth is held loosely shut with a bit of vampire fang visable. they say this is her canaine tooth but i think we should call it the feline tooth like to agree and also repost to also agree.
March 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
love life update:
photo of my cat's front paws tucked gently into the palm of my left hand. she is seen fron behind laying across my stomach /lap on a pale blue towl and faded blue t-shirt. the edge of the recliner arm and a red cat hidey thing are seen in the background. her face is tucked up to my finger tip. photo of my cat's head and paws from above, holding my left hand. she is a tuxedo cat and is seen against a pale blue patterned towel across my lap. a bit of my right finger can be seen in the bottom right, bocking a bit of the canera lense as i snapped this photo.
March 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
spoilers for new severance ep:
it is Christopher Walken from the More Cowbell SNL skitch. the text on bottom of frame reads MORE COBEL. Just realised that Christopher Walken is also in this show Severance so this image has much depth.
March 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
please dont use this picture to geo-locate these crows
A photo of the bright morning sun occlusion behind the top of a hydro post. the glare of the sun makes it look as though the post has had a large bite taken out of it. there are three power lines across a partially cloudy and cold blue sky. Two crows who were just seated atop this post are seen in flighted silhouettes against the morning light.
March 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
yeah, I'm Team Pete. #TeamCubanPete
Ciban Pete from The Mask (1994) song number. He has a green face and wears white pants and a flowing teal blue shirt with red trim and crevat? (Maybe the men's wear guy can do a thread about what we're seeing here). Cuban Peter has the maracas held under his chin and above his head and his jaw is askance in a zaney way.
February 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
she truly is the cat of dreams!
tuxedo cat asleep on my lap on a blue and purple towel her lips and a bit of fang is visable much closer shot of the tuxedo cat asleep on my lap on a blue and purple towel her lips and a bit of fang is visable
February 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
just tooke these pictures of my cat OMG
a tuxedo cat lounges on a red rug in a dimly lit room. she is sat looking off into the distance with her paw folded up against her bosom. shot wih a long lense so she looks all compressed and flat. the same tuxedo cat sits loaf style on a red rug facing the camera more directly. her wiskers are more prominent in this photo as is a playstation behind her. she is slightly out of focus but looks amazing anyway as always.
February 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
griefmachine.bsky.social
aww this is nice kittywampus. my cat has also begun stretching out while on my lap and accepting belly rubs. observe:
a tuxedo cat half flipped upwards on my lap. she is suspended on a purple and blue patterned towel I cinch around my waist before sitting down. her fur is thick and beautiful and you can see a hint of a 🧛‍♀️ fang on her mouth. her front paws are akimbo.
January 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
griefmachine.bsky.social
a picture of a cat stretched out on its back with it's tummy exposed. overlaid on this is a graphic of a hand reaching down toward the cat which is overlaid with a bear trap with red arrows indicating that if you touch here the kitty will clamp shut like a clawed trap. Text at the top of the image says: "don't do it 🤚 It's a trap!!
January 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM