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Emlyn Jones

@gremlyn27.bsky.social

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Let's all see if we can simply get on together, shall we?

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · Nov 23

Oh, I'm on telly. From the Other Place and a fun little pun combo.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 20h

Outrageous. Harry's hygiene is impeccable.

Harry Grout from Porridge looking less than chuffed.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 20h

Seems Columbus was intent on upsetting a lot of Americans.

Carry On Columbus, with Jim Dale (Columbus) and Bernard Cribbins (and whatever his character was called) discussing the 11th of September.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 21h

That walk of shame when you desperately need a dump and need to pop out to buy some farty towels.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 21h

I'll reopen my DMs and see if I can find some fish in the barrel with some dynamite deals!

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 21h

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 21h

Standing there with your feet in a pair of shoes? Money for old rope.

Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 22h

Well, looks like this footwear model has had enough then.

Next store listings for trainers. On the left lower legs, white socks, black and white trainers in motion.

On the right, lower legs, blue trousers, white trainers, standing on a chair as it about to… no, don’t!

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 21h

Third world dictatorships do this sort of thing, but then they're often culturally mature.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Q: Will you consider removing new restriction on Pentagon press?

TRUMP: I think he finds the press to be very disruptive in terms of world peace and maybe security for our nation. The press is very dishonest

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 22h

I've always enjoyed this short story during brief outages, but I imagine it'd be like choosing a 2Unlimited song for Dessert Island Discs after a couple of reads.

E.M. Forster's "The Machine Stops", a cautionary tale of a loveless, automated and compartmentalised society in a post apocalyptic world where things go terminally tits up.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 22h

You can't leave now! Not with all these bitcoin opportunities from incredibly flirty followers.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 23h

Happy Battle of Hastings anniversary.
Harold Godwinson now with the angles.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22h

when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so

a black and white photo of a man in a pinstripe worsted suit, white shirt, and textured necktie. the tie has a nice dimple under the knot.

a photo of donald trump upside down. there is also a nice dimple on his red tie

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 22h

I don't think the phrasing "previous pedophile" is quite the commendation this dickhead thinks it is.

An idiot writes in relation to the current 'pedophile':

"[excessive amount of laughing emojis] best active president in yerssss! He is not sleeping as a previous pedophile and kayana inept administration"

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 23h

Sorry, what? The Pentagon, Home of War, has declared that the press can only report on state-approved news?

When exactly are Americans going to take a hint? What a pitiful little country it is.

JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 1d

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d

Your mam in bed, etc…

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

The two vaginas thing makes me think of the very good Sam Rockwell in the not very good H2G2 film.

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Patriciajaydee @patriciajaydee.bsky.social · 1d

The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London.
Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

Clearly reading is bad for you, financially at least.

BBC News:

Reading council 20mph speed limit painting error costs £5k

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 There's a rat on my pitch and what am I gonna do? 🎶
#WALBEL

Rodent subbed off after a very disappointing 90 seconds.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently it's 'Dr Crusher Day' but I strongly recommend not looking up the word 'crusher' on here. Some people need two different types of doctor.

a woman with red hair is sitting in a chair and covering her face with her hand

ALT: a woman with red hair is sitting in a chair and covering her face with her hand

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 2d

I reckon the glass is mirrored on the inside so the pooper can't see out, but fully realise they can be seen having gone in willingly. It feels judgemental.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 2d

If there's one thing we're all in agreement about, it's that Trump belongs in hell and knows it. He wanted to be Pope because he'd rallied up all seven cardinal sins and thought he was therefore qualified.

Let's all wish him a speedy journey on his tour of each circle. He's qualified for every one.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 2d

Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.

ok.co.uk @ok.co.uk · 8d

Rylan Clark is set to delve into the eerie world of witchcraft in his new show, The Witches Of Essex.

Rylan Clark slams 'misogyny' in British witch hunt as he fronts new Sky show

Rylan Clark shares the spotlight with professor Alice Roberts in The Witches Of Essex, where the pair delve into the dark history of witch hunts - and one discovery rattled Rylan.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine implicating your predecessor for something he couldn't have done because you were the one who instigated all this? Wish they'd lock him up in some deep and soon forgotten hole.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 3d

This was pretty easy, but I had to try two alternatives for comedy purposes.

Minute Cryptic - 12 October, 2025
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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 3d

What's wrong with a cardboard cutout?