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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 8h

I didn’t have Laura Loomer as Trump’s Rasputin on my bingo card.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 8h

I really want to found a fast food chain named “Antifa’s.” Maybe a Mexican food drive thru “Anti Fajitas”

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 8h

Might as well change the ICE acronym to I SS, assuming the Nazis didn’t trademark it.

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 8h

How do I pronounce ICE?
I SS!

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 8h

British public schoolboy humor can be mean, but they grow out of it.
Trump’s minions revel in the meanness without the leavening of humor.

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 9h

Instead of wasting our tax dollars on a gross, overwrought ballroom, he’d be better off building a bunker where it all ends.

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 9h

Let’s rebrand the Young Republicans to the more accurate Hitler Jugend.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 11h

I have terrific gay and lesbian friends; in case anyone is wondering why I detest homophobic slurs.

‘Nuff said.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 12h

Does he honestly think anyone cares about his opinion?

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 12h

Did MAGA see this coming? Trump bailing out his buddies using your SS and Medicare money?

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 12h

Is there not a Constitutional qualification requiring the executive to be an adult with a matching emotional maturity?

The Age of Reason (I’m looking at you Locke) didn’t see the possibility of a president being “petulant child” (TY C).

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 17h

No cemetery for Trump, only a garbage dump.

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 18h

Brand loyalty with toilet paper isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 19h

I’m a Japanese whiskey purist;
“F*ck ICE.”

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 21h

Bad Bunny wouldn’t have helped yesterday against Argentina in 6-0 wipeout. Not even 11 Bad Bunnies playing top-notch futbol.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 21h

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“Bobbi was extremely helpful with my issue.”

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

If I have it straight, Trump gave Argentina $20 billion so they can sell their soybeans to China while American soybeans rot in storage.

I’m not a farmer but I consume farm products. Nothing Trump does makes sense for American prosperity.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

Outrageous and immoral.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

ICE kidnapped an autistic boy in Houston who was on a bathroom break.

Read that and tell me you aren’t appalled. If you’re okay with that, look deeply within and reconsider why you lack a moral compass.

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

Moi aussi !!

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

Who the heck lifted the damn rock allowing the racists to slither out?

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

I haven’t had a swig of bourbon since May but this Trump a**hole is making me rethink my voluntary abstinence.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

He, or anyone else, should never threaten if he doesn’t have an actual plan. He’s going to lose credibility if it’s just words.

@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

Is death by cankles a possibility?

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@gperson.bsky.social @gperson.bsky.social · 1d

Trumps cheapens every dang thing he touches; the Oval Office (figuratively & literally), Rose Garden and now, the Presidential Medal.

Charlie Kirk!!! Reaaaaally????

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