@gperson.bsky.social
@gperson.bsky.social
Commenting on the world’s absurdities, and passing judgment on those committing them.
I understand that Trump has adopted a 21st century, expansionist, political theory that history will call “ Manifest Pedophilia”
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I understand that Trump has adopted a 21st century, expansionist, political theory that history will call “ Manifest Pedophilia”
Doesn’t Maduro hold “head of state” immunity that would prevent his legal arrest by a 2nd country? He was sworn in as a head of state.
I’m not an attorney.
I’m not an attorney.
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Doesn’t Maduro hold “head of state” immunity that would prevent his legal arrest by a 2nd country? He was sworn in as a head of state.
I’m not an attorney.
I’m not an attorney.
I’m super glad I don’t visit porn sites. I see where scam emails should be expected for Porn Hub accounts.
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I’m super glad I don’t visit porn sites. I see where scam emails should be expected for Porn Hub accounts.
Does anyone speak Farsi? Asking for an American oil company.
January 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Does anyone speak Farsi? Asking for an American oil company.
Let’s add resource theft to the long list of crimes committed by the administration.
He may have to hire a hundred attorneys to defend him at The Hague.
He may have to hire a hundred attorneys to defend him at The Hague.
January 4, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Let’s add resource theft to the long list of crimes committed by the administration.
He may have to hire a hundred attorneys to defend him at The Hague.
He may have to hire a hundred attorneys to defend him at The Hague.
Running Venezuela like the US sounds like Elon will be appointed Prime Minister for wealth extraction.
January 4, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Running Venezuela like the US sounds like Elon will be appointed Prime Minister for wealth extraction.
We have 11 months for people who vote to wake up and back democracy in this country.
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
We have 11 months for people who vote to wake up and back democracy in this country.
“He had the best autopsy. The medical examiner said that he’d never performed a better autopsy ever. His cadaver is amazing, in the best shape!”
- WH spokesperson
- WH spokesperson
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“He had the best autopsy. The medical examiner said that he’d never performed a better autopsy ever. His cadaver is amazing, in the best shape!”
- WH spokesperson
- WH spokesperson
Also…. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Also…. Happy New Year!
There’s no personal fishing boat which can stand up US Naval violence.
I’m not proud of that.
I’m not proud of that.
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
There’s no personal fishing boat which can stand up US Naval violence.
I’m not proud of that.
I’m not proud of that.
Dick Clark’s “Rockin’ Eve Heart Attack!”
Well, they can make it a pay-per-view thing-that would be a great way to make money.
December 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dick Clark’s “Rockin’ Eve Heart Attack!”
Reposted by @gperson.bsky.social
Well, they can make it a pay-per-view thing-that would be a great way to make money.
December 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Well, they can make it a pay-per-view thing-that would be a great way to make money.
This next revolution is going to be spicy.
December 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This next revolution is going to be spicy.
A parasitic invader can be cured by democratic process; their wealth confiscated, and their social media vehicle legislated into nonexistence.
December 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A parasitic invader can be cured by democratic process; their wealth confiscated, and their social media vehicle legislated into nonexistence.
I wonder if Trump’s casket will have gold lettering proclaiming the “Donald J. Trump Memorial Dumpster?”
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I wonder if Trump’s casket will have gold lettering proclaiming the “Donald J. Trump Memorial Dumpster?”
In a deft, political move, Ukraine has swung Trump back to its side by renaming the Donald Trump Chernobyl Nuclear Plant.
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
In a deft, political move, Ukraine has swung Trump back to its side by renaming the Donald Trump Chernobyl Nuclear Plant.
I cannot but imagine how much different Bluesky would be had it adopted the same motto inscribed over the entrance to Plato’s Academy;
“Let no one untrained in geometry entry.”
“Let no one untrained in geometry entry.”
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I cannot but imagine how much different Bluesky would be had it adopted the same motto inscribed over the entrance to Plato’s Academy;
“Let no one untrained in geometry entry.”
“Let no one untrained in geometry entry.”
Update 2058; after release from prison, JD received a second chance at life by finding a job at a furniture store. Security cameras were installed prior.
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Update 2058; after release from prison, JD received a second chance at life by finding a job at a furniture store. Security cameras were installed prior.
I’m not the kind of person to do a touchdown dance.
December 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I’m not the kind of person to do a touchdown dance.
After his death, I fully expect members of the WH press corps to write “tell all” books about questions they were too scared to ask when it mattered.
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
After his death, I fully expect members of the WH press corps to write “tell all” books about questions they were too scared to ask when it mattered.
I bet Donald tapes gold foil on his diapers.
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I bet Donald tapes gold foil on his diapers.
There seems a lot perfect that “Erika” is an old Prussian army march; stick up the arse rigid, dead eyed, going thru the paces, looking to annex another husband.
December 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
There seems a lot perfect that “Erika” is an old Prussian army march; stick up the arse rigid, dead eyed, going thru the paces, looking to annex another husband.
Erika doesn’t seem like someone who would be friends with Sluggo.
I don’t like Erika.
I don’t like Erika.
December 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Erika doesn’t seem like someone who would be friends with Sluggo.
I don’t like Erika.
I don’t like Erika.
I’m looking forward to the day when the entire Trump family is detained in an ICE warehouse to be readied for deportation to Russia.
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m looking forward to the day when the entire Trump family is detained in an ICE warehouse to be readied for deportation to Russia.
2028; the US Congress approves creation of the -
“Donald J. Trump Center for the Study of Pedophilia.”
“Donald J. Trump Center for the Study of Pedophilia.”
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
2028; the US Congress approves creation of the -
“Donald J. Trump Center for the Study of Pedophilia.”
“Donald J. Trump Center for the Study of Pedophilia.”