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Well...
Starmer... are you really this clueless?
Oh FFS

Soon Starmer will back himself into a corner where there is only him, Lisa Nandy and his strategist, Morgan McSweeney

Starmer rejects EU customs union after Lammy comments
Keir Starmer rejects EU customs union after Lammy comments
It comes after the deputy prime minister said countries in a customs union with the EU see benefits.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Dear Trump,
Come to Britain and say that...
Don't ever call this THING a president!
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
But not the one we really need to see arrested...
An overwhelming number of MAGA Republicans have been arrested for pedophilia. Feels like I see a new one get arrested almost everyday.
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Leave a light on for me...
Because I'll be too fucking drunk to find the house, let alone the door, when I get home.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmZY...
Belinda Carlisle - Leave A Light On (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by Belinda Carlisle
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He's threatened to boycott the BBC almost as many times as he's been on BBC QT...
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When Debbie says she spent an hour watching me shower, that's fine... 🤣
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbdC...
Blondie - Picture This
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
No, Nigel.
You are being outed as liars.
There's a difference...
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Delighted to have been nominated for the Middle of Lidl Prize for Quantum Physics and Unwanted Dog Beds...
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Methinks Jack protests too much...
Another crisis is unfolding.
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I like it, so you have to listen to it too...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJcf...
No Doubt - Don't Speak (Tradução)
YouTube video by Sucessos Traduzidos
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If you're U.S military under Hegseth, he sees you as collateral damage or war crimes fodder...
So not only were we busy telling the world what we were doing on insecure Signal chats, we were shooting down our own people at the same time. It has costs to put incompetent people in charge of national security, and I fear we are just beginning to pay them.
www.businessinsider.com/navy-warship...
A Navy warship mistook US fighter jets for enemy missiles and opened fire. The targeted pilot saw his life flash before his eyes.
New documents reveal how the USS Gettysburg shot down an F/A-18 and nearly hit a second one above the Red Sea last year.
www.businessinsider.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hey, America.
Europe has a World Cup anthem for you...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4QH...
Bella Ciao
YouTube video by Hugues Borsarello
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
🤣
i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Notice he put his own medal on.
Who but a narcissist puts their own medal on?
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Zippos ready...
And... strike!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzG...
Juice Newton - Angel Of The Morning (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by JuiceNewtonVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
All the money in the world won't make Farage any less of a racist, misogynist arsehole intent on opening his sphincter on real British values.
December 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reposted by GosportSpoonsAxeThrowingAndStickyCarpets
He’s either a shit businessman who spends £millions on nothing or Farage is lying.

So hard to know isn’t it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
#WankySongTitles

Wank Me to the End of Love.
Wanking Queen.
Dirty Wanking.
John, I'm Only Wanking...
Replace a word ("dance", for example) in a song title with "wank/wanking" etc .

Wank away the heartache.
Wanking with tears in my eyes.
Wanking in the dark.
Private wanker.

#WankySongTitles
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
As an aside, Jesus never wished anyone a merry Christmas...
Jesus and I would like to remind you that literally no one has ever stopped anyone from saying 'Merry Christmas.’
December 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Freemasons...
Basically just morris dancers who take themselves too seriously.
And can't dance.
Not worth wasting your time, money or energy on.
This is a fundraising post that also included a link for people to donate money to help him defeat the luciferian Freemasons.
December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The key characteristics of white supremacism are murder, rape, kidnap and slavery.
All of which, by coincidence, Trump has been involved with to some extent...
www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Trump releases racist blueprint for the world
The Trump administration released its “ National Security Strategy ”� on Thursday night, but the document reads more like a manifesto advocating for white supremacy than a supposed national ...
www.dailykos.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A friend posted this.
Now I'm posting it.
And I urge you to post it too.
Netanyahu's genocide continues, ceasefire or not.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Reposted by GosportSpoonsAxeThrowingAndStickyCarpets
Mike Galsworthy on GB News, "Polling shows that Reform UK voters would accept the EU Single Market to boost the economy, and Labour need to get with it"
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
2014 - Germany
2018 - France
2022 - Argentina
2026 - Maria Skłodowska-Curie
Nobel Committee should declare the winner of the World Cup.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM