Gorplotznik
@gorplotznik.bsky.social
Anarchist, absurdist, jokes, politics, he/him
Republicans want to honor a famous free speech advocate by restricting your freedom of speech.
September 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Republicans want to honor a famous free speech advocate by restricting your freedom of speech.
MAGAs believe immigration is a worse crime than pedophilia.
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
MAGAs believe immigration is a worse crime than pedophilia.
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i think the feds don't want their goons showing ID in order to facilitate a culture of vigilantism against brown people. "it's ok if any of you act like this"
August 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
i think the feds don't want their goons showing ID in order to facilitate a culture of vigilantism against brown people. "it's ok if any of you act like this"
"So glad Coke is switching to cane sugar!"
Guess what, diabetes doesn't know the difference.
Guess what, diabetes doesn't know the difference.
July 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"So glad Coke is switching to cane sugar!"
Guess what, diabetes doesn't know the difference.
Guess what, diabetes doesn't know the difference.
The world is a house with broken air conditioning, but if you talk to a professional, maybe you can get some pills that make you feel like it's cool.
June 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The world is a house with broken air conditioning, but if you talk to a professional, maybe you can get some pills that make you feel like it's cool.
A ham sandwich.
A hammy Sammy.
A Hamuel Samuel.
A Hamilton Samilton.
A Hamantha Samantha.
A hammy Sammy.
A Hamuel Samuel.
A Hamilton Samilton.
A Hamantha Samantha.
May 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
A ham sandwich.
A hammy Sammy.
A Hamuel Samuel.
A Hamilton Samilton.
A Hamantha Samantha.
A hammy Sammy.
A Hamuel Samuel.
A Hamilton Samilton.
A Hamantha Samantha.
Republicans: "we're going to send anyone we choose, without any due process, to our El Salvador death camps."
Democrats: "well some of the guards should be women."
Democrats: "well some of the guards should be women."
April 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Republicans: "we're going to send anyone we choose, without any due process, to our El Salvador death camps."
Democrats: "well some of the guards should be women."
Democrats: "well some of the guards should be women."
My 401K is down almost 7% but at least we got this!
April 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My 401K is down almost 7% but at least we got this!
Two plates had leftover quesadillas that needed to be consolidated. Quesolidated, if you will.
April 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Two plates had leftover quesadillas that needed to be consolidated. Quesolidated, if you will.
Ok everybody, line up in order of radiance. It'll be a radiant gradient.
April 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ok everybody, line up in order of radiance. It'll be a radiant gradient.
I knew you were rad.
March 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I knew you were rad.
Fascists only lust for power and violence, their desires are vain and superficial. That's why fascists always lose in the end. We have the tools and knowledge of history to recognize them now and stop them before they do too much damage.
March 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Fascists only lust for power and violence, their desires are vain and superficial. That's why fascists always lose in the end. We have the tools and knowledge of history to recognize them now and stop them before they do too much damage.
Don't lose hope though. Fascists don't serve a greater good, they don't serve their fellow people, they don't feel love for their families or friends, they serve no higher calling. Fascists only destroy.
March 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Don't lose hope though. Fascists don't serve a greater good, they don't serve their fellow people, they don't feel love for their families or friends, they serve no higher calling. Fascists only destroy.
A gooning snake eating its own tail. A Pornouboros, if you will.
March 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A gooning snake eating its own tail. A Pornouboros, if you will.
The conscious worker is rendered powerless, while the unconscious worker supports the coup. What a fucked up and evil system.
March 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The conscious worker is rendered powerless, while the unconscious worker supports the coup. What a fucked up and evil system.
One of the worst parts about a fascist coup is that it retains the financial institutions, and the worker's obligations to those institutions. There's no quitting your job to join a revolution, if capital retains the power to repossess your home and transportation.
March 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One of the worst parts about a fascist coup is that it retains the financial institutions, and the worker's obligations to those institutions. There's no quitting your job to join a revolution, if capital retains the power to repossess your home and transportation.
I don't know how the whole "you must live in your mom's basement" thing is an insult. I wish I lived in my mom's basement. Basements are dope and I love my mom, but she's dead and I own a whole ass home and being a homeowner is a pain in the ass.
March 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I don't know how the whole "you must live in your mom's basement" thing is an insult. I wish I lived in my mom's basement. Basements are dope and I love my mom, but she's dead and I own a whole ass home and being a homeowner is a pain in the ass.
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Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
Algorithms are breaking how we think
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
This video was a total banger. You're right about everything here. Of course I'm old, so...
February 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This video was a total banger. You're right about everything here. Of course I'm old, so...
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From Oct 2022 fyi. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
February 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
From Oct 2022 fyi. www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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February 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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"You dirty commie liberals think everyone who disagrees with you are Nazis! You see, it's actually everyone who disagrees with ME who are really the Nazis! I am very smart!"
-modern conservatives
-modern conservatives
February 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"You dirty commie liberals think everyone who disagrees with you are Nazis! You see, it's actually everyone who disagrees with ME who are really the Nazis! I am very smart!"
-modern conservatives
-modern conservatives
"The liberals are sexualizing children!"
-guy who was counting down to the Olsen Twins 18th birthday
-guy who was counting down to the Olsen Twins 18th birthday
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"The liberals are sexualizing children!"
-guy who was counting down to the Olsen Twins 18th birthday
-guy who was counting down to the Olsen Twins 18th birthday