GOP Jesus
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A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
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Whoa! Did anyone else get this invitation from the White House?
Not surprising that Pete’s Pathetic Prick-Pull parade went bad. The incompetence is off the charts. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
When you put a drunk frat boy gamer incel in charge of the Department of Defense...
Otherwise known as a Pete’s Pathetic prick-Pull. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
When you put a drunk frat boy gamer incel in charge of the Department of Defense...
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Nope, it’s the GOP Bible (print version coming this Fall).

“Let the lying spirit go forth and deceive the nations.”

- GOP Bible 1 Kings 22:22
Nope, it’s the GOP Bible (print version coming this Fall).

“Let the lying spirit go forth and deceive the nations.”

- GOP Bible 1 Kings 22:22
Lol, someone tried to get Grok to “fact check” this photo. It didn’t go well.

Grok was too dumb to disassociate my satirical comment from the photo and it’s obvious grok has never been to Times Square on NYE.
What a day.

But at least we know now that MAGA will go the way of other weak species like the Dodo Bird.

Which seems somehow apropos (look it up, MAGAs.)
It’s totally science.
The costume stores ran short of chicken outfits so most of the Antifas had to stay home.

Sad! bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Found the Antifas!
Not what insiders are saying. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
He works at Hairs-R-Us so yeah…
How many Antifas did ICE get though? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
Imma gonna leave my typo because it’s funnier than the original.
MANBC lies, it was way more than that, like by 10x! 👀 bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
They’re all in the McDonald’s drive through because they think he still works there. bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
Sad! (is Donald) bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
Bigger than Trump’s… what? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
Are those the Antifas? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
But Trump said it’s just a couple hundred Antifas paid by George Soros.

It’s so hard to know who to believe anymore!! bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: Over TWO MILLION people are packing into Times Square for the No Kings protest.

They say the turnout is 420x bigger than the last presidential inauguration!

Tremendous!
When you put a drunk frat boy gamer incel in charge of the Department of Defense...