GOP Jesus
@gopjesus.bsky.social
A parody account for the GOP’s interpretation of Jesus’s will and teachings. Half parody, half commentary, half theories. https://linktr.ee/gopjesus
This proves that President Trump is the GOAT! bsky.app/profile/gopj...
THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP! You are the absolute best at everything you do and this is another FABULOUS example.
You make the GREATEST and most TREMENDOUS pipe bombers America has ever seen. This one was SO INCREDIBLE, he evaded capture for almost SIX YEARS!
Praised be!
You make the GREATEST and most TREMENDOUS pipe bombers America has ever seen. This one was SO INCREDIBLE, he evaded capture for almost SIX YEARS!
Praised be!
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This proves that President Trump is the GOAT! bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Could be worse. He could be this guy.👇 bsky.app/profile/gopj...
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Could be worse. He could be this guy.👇 bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Only now?
They long ago crossed the legitimacy threshold.
They long ago crossed the legitimacy threshold.
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Only now?
They long ago crossed the legitimacy threshold.
They long ago crossed the legitimacy threshold.
And MAGAs everywhere cheered!
“Finally!” said farmer Mel Glibson over breakfast at a rural diner in Idaho. “They did all the other tones before ours but now Trump is in charge.” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
“Finally!” said farmer Mel Glibson over breakfast at a rural diner in Idaho. “They did all the other tones before ours but now Trump is in charge.” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
UPDATE: We have since learned that Stephen Miller asked to create an ad for DOJ. Apparently he told Pam over breakfast he “has some really great ideas for America.”
Whoa, the latest DOJ recruitment poster for Immigration Court doesn’t pull any punches!
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And MAGAs everywhere cheered!
“Finally!” said farmer Mel Glibson over breakfast at a rural diner in Idaho. “They did all the other tones before ours but now Trump is in charge.” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
“Finally!” said farmer Mel Glibson over breakfast at a rural diner in Idaho. “They did all the other tones before ours but now Trump is in charge.” bsky.app/profile/gopj...
Even the 4.8 million sq ft Donald J Trump Golden Showers and Ballroom isn’t large enough to hold Trump’s TREMENDOUS ego.
PRAISED BE!
PRAISED BE!
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Even the 4.8 million sq ft Donald J Trump Golden Showers and Ballroom isn’t large enough to hold Trump’s TREMENDOUS ego.
PRAISED BE!
PRAISED BE!
You were the type of person I make fun of and ridicule daily in my posts and articles.
You’re also the type of person I hope the rest of MAGAmerica eventually comes to be.
You’re also the type of person I hope the rest of MAGAmerica eventually comes to be.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
You were the type of person I make fun of and ridicule daily in my posts and articles.
You’re also the type of person I hope the rest of MAGAmerica eventually comes to be.
You’re also the type of person I hope the rest of MAGAmerica eventually comes to be.
A source provided a secret photo of President Trump thinking deeply about which strategic weapons he wanted to use to “eliminate the government in Carmex, Chimichanga.” (His words.)
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December 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
A source provided a secret photo of President Trump thinking deeply about which strategic weapons he wanted to use to “eliminate the government in Carmex, Chimichanga.” (His words.)
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“President Trump was very firm in believing there can be only one true America and that the illegitimate nation of Southern America must be defeated to protect US sovereignty.”
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December 2, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“President Trump was very firm in believing there can be only one true America and that the illegitimate nation of Southern America must be defeated to protect US sovereignty.”
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Unfortunately, the Constitution doesn’t say that.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Unfortunately, the Constitution doesn’t say that.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Trump will make the U.S. fight on the side of Russia against our former NATO allies.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trump will make the U.S. fight on the side of Russia against our former NATO allies.
Does anyone really believe there will be any consequences for Warcrime-Whiskey-Pete? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
SCOTUS totally made-up “presidential immunity” does not extend to anyone other than Trump.
Look for mass pardons at the end of his term to protect the criminals.
Look for mass pardons at the end of his term to protect the criminals.
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Does anyone really believe there will be any consequences for Warcrime-Whiskey-Pete? bsky.app/profile/gopj...
SCOTUS totally made-up “presidential immunity” does not extend to anyone other than Trump.
Look for mass pardons at the end of his term to protect the criminals.
Look for mass pardons at the end of his term to protect the criminals.
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
SCOTUS totally made-up “presidential immunity” does not extend to anyone other than Trump.
Look for mass pardons at the end of his term to protect the criminals.
Look for mass pardons at the end of his term to protect the criminals.