silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
polymorphed witch trapped in the body of a silly prophesizing goose 🪿
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
singular plural they/them/it/gose/duck
chaotic good
actively manufacturing brand new sentences and unpopular opinions every day
(web2+3 dev)
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silly goose
@goosilly.bsky.social
· Aug 1
i love bread. it doesn’t matter if it’s christ or not i’m not picky
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kinda crazy how adult life is just everyone pretending to not be depressed
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
kinda crazy how adult life is just everyone pretending to not be depressed
6 * 7 = 42
Seen on Reddit:
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
"42 is just old people 6 7"
And... well... yeah. Can't really argue.
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
6 * 7 = 42
happy turkey day! so grateful it’s not goose season
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
happy turkey day! so grateful it’s not goose season
finally someone made the Cones of Dunshire
My knowledge of colors is not sophisticated enough for this game.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
finally someone made the Cones of Dunshire
every morning i wake up, and it’s starting to get really upsetting
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
every morning i wake up, and it’s starting to get really upsetting
Just got an air fryer. How much air do yall usually fry for dinner?
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Just got an air fryer. How much air do yall usually fry for dinner?
damn the mamdani help line queue is full. im just calling to get the worksheet for arabic numerals. i cant count past 7. or before 7 either
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
damn the mamdani help line queue is full. im just calling to get the worksheet for arabic numerals. i cant count past 7. or before 7 either
tag me on anything for goose opinions. i am a real goose. yes, real. you can tell bc pastel my feathers are typing but ig can do voice. have been fat feartyherging. Hey Siri should I use grammar online
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
tag me on anything for goose opinions. i am a real goose. yes, real. you can tell bc pastel my feathers are typing but ig can do voice. have been fat feartyherging. Hey Siri should I use grammar online
wish they had volunteer firing squads. but like to stand in front of the bullets
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
wish they had volunteer firing squads. but like to stand in front of the bullets
hey baby are you the one? but like neo in the matrix? because you dodged me like a bullet
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
hey baby are you the one? but like neo in the matrix? because you dodged me like a bullet
weirdly like ai summaries on notifs; i need more semicolons in my life
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
weirdly like ai summaries on notifs; i need more semicolons in my life
i hate glass. more like iOS ass. i get minimalism more like assism. why is everything inverted. this ruins swift
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i hate glass. more like iOS ass. i get minimalism more like assism. why is everything inverted. this ruins swift
It’s like some of you have never seen jerry. like how
it's like some of you never went to Posting Etiquette school smh
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It’s like some of you have never seen jerry. like how
a dog store for apps. no not for you, for the dogs from dogs vs cats to run a podcast
an app for cats to take selfies
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
a dog store for apps. no not for you, for the dogs from dogs vs cats to run a podcast
Down with AWS! Down with- oh
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Down with AWS! Down with- oh
Damn we’d invent so many jail cell door keys! But they’d probably all be a stupid bluetooth fob that goes down with aws
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Damn we’d invent so many jail cell door keys! But they’d probably all be a stupid bluetooth fob that goes down with aws
get my ducks in a row? have you looked at the state of the world?? im just happy they’re not on meth
November 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
lol can you imagine buying ice cream and it’s just called jerry’s.
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
lol can you imagine buying ice cream and it’s just called jerry’s.
i have killer text game. if she’s also autistic, adhd, and into elevator models and their chime tones by manufacturer. but i’d so date an otis gen2 like dependable but needs consistent maintenance,
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i have killer text game. if she’s also autistic, adhd, and into elevator models and their chime tones by manufacturer. but i’d so date an otis gen2 like dependable but needs consistent maintenance,
This meme by my friend @ok-u.bsky.social is absolute pure gold. I refuse to hear otherwise. She is a great person
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This meme by my friend @ok-u.bsky.social is absolute pure gold. I refuse to hear otherwise. She is a great person
this one i would actually label not joke
bluesky should have a labeler for posts that are jokes
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
this one i would actually label not joke
your favorite music being latest music is kinda crazy when you think about it.
like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit
like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
your favorite music being latest music is kinda crazy when you think about it.
like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit
like holy shit really they’ve been doing this thing for thousands of years, but no yea some 17 year old from Michigan who made a new ableton drum loop to rap to is really changing everything holy shit
im pastel now and it’s so much more fab than watercolor. I blame water for watering my color
November 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
im pastel now and it’s so much more fab than watercolor. I blame water for watering my color
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today's mood
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 AM
today's mood
my timbers are so shivered
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my timbers are so shivered