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@goldkear.bsky.social
I'm a walking juxtaposition.
Almost too gay to function.
I like nerd shit.
Aspirational Daddy.
Discord, Insta: goldkear
Almost too gay to function.
I like nerd shit.
Aspirational Daddy.
Discord, Insta: goldkear
Thread started and won in a single post.
we have a legend where I come from
December 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Thread started and won in a single post.
I don't know what you're talking about. (Seen on discord)
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don't know what you're talking about. (Seen on discord)
Rachel Ray, Kelly Clarkson, and Drew Berrymore are all the same person, and no I won't elaborate. IYKYK
December 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rachel Ray, Kelly Clarkson, and Drew Berrymore are all the same person, and no I won't elaborate. IYKYK
"Oops! All bottoms" is a complaint literally decades old. I don't think it's a lack of tops, I think it's bottoms being too thirsty, but also too picky.
I'm calling a town meeting because we can't all be bottoms. Some of you have to start topping. We live in a society.
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Oops! All bottoms" is a complaint literally decades old. I don't think it's a lack of tops, I think it's bottoms being too thirsty, but also too picky.
Gagatondra!
Lucy Dacus weaves a powerful tale - The Boy With the Dangly Earring 🪶
YouTube video by Las Culturistas
youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Gagatondra!
Tell me why, when I noticed on this chilly autumn morning that my dogs turds were, in fact, steaming, I immediately thought of chat?
December 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Tell me why, when I noticed on this chilly autumn morning that my dogs turds were, in fact, steaming, I immediately thought of chat?
Just 2025 things: the gogo boy at this club has his venmo QR code on his phone screen next to him 😆
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Just 2025 things: the gogo boy at this club has his venmo QR code on his phone screen next to him 😆
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The ultimate “sit on my face” challenge:
December 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The ultimate “sit on my face” challenge:
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Time to bring back this classic
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Time to bring back this classic
At 38 years old I finally figured out how to eat nachos.
You have to make sandwiches with them. You know how some chips are covered in tons of stuff and others are literally empty? Grab one of each, with the toppings in the middle and you get nice balanced bites that are less messy on the fingers.
You have to make sandwiches with them. You know how some chips are covered in tons of stuff and others are literally empty? Grab one of each, with the toppings in the middle and you get nice balanced bites that are less messy on the fingers.
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At 38 years old I finally figured out how to eat nachos.
You have to make sandwiches with them. You know how some chips are covered in tons of stuff and others are literally empty? Grab one of each, with the toppings in the middle and you get nice balanced bites that are less messy on the fingers.
You have to make sandwiches with them. You know how some chips are covered in tons of stuff and others are literally empty? Grab one of each, with the toppings in the middle and you get nice balanced bites that are less messy on the fingers.
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Screaming at someone trying to get Gaga to sign their Nurtec box
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Screaming at someone trying to get Gaga to sign their Nurtec box
iPhone pocket: an ugly purse to hide your ugly phone in. Why is this?
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
iPhone pocket: an ugly purse to hide your ugly phone in. Why is this?
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7-11 is doing a promo for 6 free months of their subscription with snap card. You get cheaper delivery, and some members only discounts. I can't decide if it's cool they're trying to help or predatory AF. I mean I guess 7-11 food is better than no food, but people are going to forget to cancel ...
October 31, 2025 at 7:20 AM
7-11 is doing a promo for 6 free months of their subscription with snap card. You get cheaper delivery, and some members only discounts. I can't decide if it's cool they're trying to help or predatory AF. I mean I guess 7-11 food is better than no food, but people are going to forget to cancel ...
I just got this order on Uber eats, and I'm worried @halfmoonjoe.com is back on his fish and milk phase.
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I just got this order on Uber eats, and I'm worried @halfmoonjoe.com is back on his fish and milk phase.
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rt if you are the founder of antifa
October 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
rt if you are the founder of antifa
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.
I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.
September 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.
I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.
An obsession with gold is a common trait among authoritarian leaders.
September 29, 2025 at 7:51 AM
An obsession with gold is a common trait among authoritarian leaders.
Also: you can't trust any politician who takes money from AIPAC, regardless of political party.
You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Also: you can't trust any politician who takes money from AIPAC, regardless of political party.
Once again, the power of the people is made obvious.
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Once again, the power of the people is made obvious.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
I always resist these trends at first, but they always get me. Fairly accurate though I would say I have other traits that are more prominent than these.
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I always resist these trends at first, but they always get me. Fairly accurate though I would say I have other traits that are more prominent than these.
Final interview starting in 5 minutes. Wish me luck. Ignore the messy bathroom 🙈
September 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Final interview starting in 5 minutes. Wish me luck. Ignore the messy bathroom 🙈
It's crazy how many military members just don't take their oath seriously, or more likely just completely forgot it minutes after taking it.
September 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It's crazy how many military members just don't take their oath seriously, or more likely just completely forgot it minutes after taking it.