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I'm a walking juxtaposition.
Almost too gay to function.
I like nerd shit.
Aspirational Daddy.
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December 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Kinda similar: I once hooked up with the sports anchor for the local TV station. He wasn't publicly out, but, as I eventually learned, most people in the local gay community knew.
December 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The McDonald's close to where I lived in California still had the double.
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Ohhh for a moment I thought this was about leagues like when players move between NHL and AHL.
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My rescue pup was the same. Very shy and unsure. Now he's a spoiled, stubborn brat. Love the little weirdo, even when he's being pushy about dinner.
December 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This post is literally how I found out this movie existed. How is there already a 3rd avatar movie?
December 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I miss when the game had that hide and seek element. I always figured that was the design intention, but it's a completely dead part of the game.
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Ok seeing this out of context I just noticed how enormous that salad is.
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It's so good until I'm about halfway done with a jar then I'm absolutely revolted by it until enough time passes.
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Not the guy trying to show off in the back 😂
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's ok to take a little break. It's also ok to have a lighter workout day. Working out will also improve sleep, so I'd even recommend just going but taking it easy if needed just to maintain the habit of being there.
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's a good shiny, but I don't like the base design of MLZ, so giving it nice colors isn't going to help much.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I salute the ambition 🫡
That sounds like a lot of work though, gal.
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I hit the jackpot: hubby and I are both on the "whatever works at the time" mindset
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Apparently supply isn't meeting demand so maybe the opposite is true. I'm no economist though. 🤷‍♂️

Before you get cranky: this isn't meant to be a serious comparison between outdated economic concepts and sexuality. It's silly and absurdish.
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Cherry picking? On my Internet?? I could never imagine such a thing.

First of all, it's just sass not serious
Second, be as picky as you want, but don't then whine about not finding anyone. If you're going to be selective you should also be patient while looking for your Goldilocks guy.
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Spotify started it, but is also the least interesting.
December 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I assure you, you might be on to something...
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
But humans have so many lovely holes and things to put in them, why would I exclude one from the fun?
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Also, it's not just because they're all celebrities that have pivoted into talk shows. That's the symptom, not the cause.
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM