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Sammy
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28. Chicago. Chemist. Baker.
Ok scratch the Queen Marchesa deck, that is NOT a me deck. Instead we pivot to this cutie, queen of small tokens that you buff with a mouse army
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What’s the consensus of this card, I kinda feel evil if I were to include this card in my mono green deck. Is this a “omg you’re such a try hard” kinda card?
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Nobody understands the ladies of Desperate Housewives more than me (excluding Gabrielle, I don’t like her)
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m really enjoying my Magic the Gathering journey and I’ve made 2 decks myself. My only thing is that I wanna build more and more 😭

My next one I’m thinking of is Queen Marchesa
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Got some pretty good mtg finds and now I get to annoy people at this commander night
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Reposted by Sammy
This quote has stuck with me since the first time I beat MM.
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from Zelda and I 💛 I may be alone this Thanksgiving but at least I have my baby girl 🥹

P.s. it’s so blurry bc she didn’t want to stay still 🤭
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Second Thanksgiving where I’m spending it alone but the good news is I get to watch Real Housewives and cook what I want
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Fav Char: Princess Ruto
Fav Dungeon: Forest Temple
Fav Location: Kokiri Forest
Fav Item: Hover Boots
tell me your favorite character, dungeon, location and item from ocarina of time 🍁
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My therapist is leaving and this was my last appointment with her 🥺 I’m so sad, but I meet my new one next week
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Saw a cute guy yesterday wearing yellow rimmed glasses and now I want yellow rimmed glasses since its my fave color 🤓
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Having one of the worst depressive episodes this weekend and everyone’s busy 😭
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
YAYYYY my Lumra deck is all done I’m ready to be the most annoying green player ever
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
No plans this weekend yet, so all I’ll do is sleep and rot, watching my silly little shows and playing my silly little games
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The more I think about it, all the bending elements in the new Avatar The Last Airbender set are super strong. Specifically Firebending omg???
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Came out to my sisters as a Jepsie, they laughed at me 😔
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
💖
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I love green mana decks but I’m starting to eye black mana decks 👀 they look so gimmicky and fun
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I realized my dream date is going to an airport / train station and just watching the planes / trains go by. Idk why but it’s just so nice 🙂
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I can fix her
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
May finally be done with training the new chemists for good and permanently be on first shift 😭
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My SOTY surely
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m looking at all these apartments in the city and I’m so excited to finally be moving in the city next year 🙂‍↕️ I’ve always wanted to get out of the suburbs 😭
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Had one of the most annoying days ever 😭 but now I get to go home and sleep like I’m hibernating 🤭
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM