Gnoll Mechanic 🔜 @MFF
@gnolldogg.bsky.social
Left leaning/progressive diesel mechanic gnoll working on putting out as many good vibes as possible while working to fix up big rigs and more. #BLM He/Him
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Welcome to the gnoll show 💪
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Oh yeah, something I walked into work today, oil change on a newer mack truck with "critical oil level".... Yeah, I would say it's a touch low! Some glitter in the pan but not in the filters. Dude dodged a bullet.
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Oh yeah, something I walked into work today, oil change on a newer mack truck with "critical oil level".... Yeah, I would say it's a touch low! Some glitter in the pan but not in the filters. Dude dodged a bullet.
Me: helping a coworker fill up a transmission, in the middle of nowhere getting squirted on the chest with gear oil
Coworker: "Ah shit my bad, the hose slipped"
Me: "God dammit dude, I told you to tap before this shit happens! You better get me 40 bucks after this"
#ShopTalk
Coworker: "Ah shit my bad, the hose slipped"
Me: "God dammit dude, I told you to tap before this shit happens! You better get me 40 bucks after this"
#ShopTalk
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Me: helping a coworker fill up a transmission, in the middle of nowhere getting squirted on the chest with gear oil
Coworker: "Ah shit my bad, the hose slipped"
Me: "God dammit dude, I told you to tap before this shit happens! You better get me 40 bucks after this"
#ShopTalk
Coworker: "Ah shit my bad, the hose slipped"
Me: "God dammit dude, I told you to tap before this shit happens! You better get me 40 bucks after this"
#ShopTalk
MMMMFFFFFFF..... I just fucking strapped myself half way through my thumb with a T pin... God that wasn't fun
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
MMMMFFFFFFF..... I just fucking strapped myself half way through my thumb with a T pin... God that wasn't fun
FUCK YOU, IT'S STILL THE SEARS TOWER
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
FUCK YOU, IT'S STILL THE SEARS TOWER
Man.... Is my eyesight getting bad or something. I feel like I can't see shit latel-- oh well shit.... I guess I need to get new glasses, jesus
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Man.... Is my eyesight getting bad or something. I feel like I can't see shit latel-- oh well shit.... I guess I need to get new glasses, jesus
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Jfc, "fuck your feelings" ass coworker throwing a huge ass bitch fit for leaving him 2 trucks after I've been busting ass all day
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Jfc, "fuck your feelings" ass coworker throwing a huge ass bitch fit for leaving him 2 trucks after I've been busting ass all day
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Oh shi-- I got me a beefy ass paycheck this time around, I'm going to be set of MFF, hahaha
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh shi-- I got me a beefy ass paycheck this time around, I'm going to be set of MFF, hahaha
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A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
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Not to judge or anything but.... Who the hell would buy $200 worth of turkey dinners from a truck stop diner to bring home to your family....?
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Not to judge or anything but.... Who the hell would buy $200 worth of turkey dinners from a truck stop diner to bring home to your family....?
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Gonna have to open up some emergency comms, though I won't have capacity for big complicated pieces. Here's some rates if interested!
DMs are open and email is in bio.
DMs are open and email is in bio.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gonna have to open up some emergency comms, though I won't have capacity for big complicated pieces. Here's some rates if interested!
DMs are open and email is in bio.
DMs are open and email is in bio.
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Oh goodie..... I get to clean out the pit tonight.... Love that for me...
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Oh goodie..... I get to clean out the pit tonight.... Love that for me...
Watch me turn this $500 oil change into a $2000 one~ ✨
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Watch me turn this $500 oil change into a $2000 one~ ✨
Jfc dude, my therapist got hands. Hot damn man. 😢
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Jfc dude, my therapist got hands. Hot damn man. 😢
Welp, I got everything worked out with my manager and I'm not 100% approved to go to MFF. See you guys there!
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Welp, I got everything worked out with my manager and I'm not 100% approved to go to MFF. See you guys there!
Management scheduled me to work on the day I'm flying to MFF. Cool cool cool, tight tight tight.... This is going to be fun to deal with, more so when he looks like he's in a pissy mood. 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Management scheduled me to work on the day I'm flying to MFF. Cool cool cool, tight tight tight.... This is going to be fun to deal with, more so when he looks like he's in a pissy mood. 🙃
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Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
I love me some good old fashioned batcher chow
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I love me some good old fashioned batcher chow
Ah hell.... Trying to travel after spending all day traveling was NOT a good idea. Time to rest up
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Ah hell.... Trying to travel after spending all day traveling was NOT a good idea. Time to rest up
HEAD STRONG, HUFF!
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
HEAD STRONG, HUFF!
Home now and my boy cat is nonstop purring
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Home now and my boy cat is nonstop purring