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Sophie
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Writer, phd candidate, hot mess
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When I saw a psychiatrist for my adhd she repeatedly pressured me to get therapy despite me saying a) i didnt see how it could be useful and b) i couldn't afford it

And to this day I reckon she was trying to upsell me to a colleague because no one has been able to explain how it could be useful
Every day i wonder how i can waste so much time while other people have already been at work and had lunch
Absolutely. I struggle to care about things that bore me!
It's perfect for me!
I would be GREAT at that! I own fountain pens!
Surely that works less well once the opposition works out that's what you're doing
Now ok maybe that works less well against a stronger team but nevertheless

So sick of the defenders passing the ball back and forth amongst themselves as if waiting for the opposition to die of boredom
This was the olden days! You could get away with shit back then
I'm sure they found a way
I seem to recall enjoying that game where Frank threw caution to the wind with the Grey Bergvall Sarr midfield
Kristov is still under $20 lol
Back in The Day, I mean
$22 a bottle with coke or pineapple juice.
Tbh even at 16 Kristov was a sign you didn't respect yourself lol. I always went for a bottle of Malibu, most people if they were into vodka went for a $20 smirnoff. But if you were poor and not into Canterbury Creme, it was an option.
Rachin Ravindra is such a cutie
No one forced you to do that! Bottle of Kristov was just $10 back in the day, bottle of mixer of your choice, sorted.
Several times over the past month i have considered throwing my phone out the window
It's a sweet gig and I would be better at it than most current CEOs I reckon
Those roles might require board approval. You can still say stop it that's dumb they just might not listen to you
Yes. You will be required to attend meetings and make a list of stupid things board members say but that's it
Who wants to make me head of their company? I promise not to do a racism, commit fraud, or sexually assault anyone

That's more than you get from most CEOs and you can pretend you're woke bc you'd have a woman CEO
CEO would be the perfect job for me, just attend a handful of meetings and make some comments demonstrating a fundamental lack of understanding, get paid $$$$$$