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Sophie
@gloomcookie.bsky.social
Writer, phd candidate, hot mess
A truly star-studded episode of Marple this one. Mark Gatiss, Miriam Margoyles, Tim McInnerny, Derek Jacobi
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I won't shop from IKEA because they source wood from protected old growth forests 🤷‍♀️ imo that's up there with killing protected animals for profit
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I post one glasses-based selfie and suddenly every glasses fetishist is liking it. Remind me not to use alt text in the future
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Wine time
a cat sitting on a table with a wine glass in front of its face
ALT: a cat sitting on a table with a wine glass in front of its face
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December 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Rachin Ravindra's glossy black curls
a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word perfection written on the screen .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with the word perfection written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The lens fell out of my cheapo glasses so I started wearing these big round ones and I can't decide if they make me look like an owl in a good way or a bad way
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
God i love test cricket commentary. Contemplating the lives of people in the audience.

"They've got a coke, an L&P, and a Sprite. Do you think those were requested or do you think Dad came back with one of each and made them choose?"
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Why can't I find Glow Lab shampoo bars anywhere? They used to be at woolies and chemist warehouse
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
My dentist said my teeth look fine so why do they hurt when I eat hot food
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I got caught in the rain going to the dentist and I was high key such a drowned rat that they were soooo kind
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Make Cuti the manager
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Went to Mecca and was talking to the scent lady about seasonal scents and she actually said "slay"
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This bus is making an extremely annoying high pitched melodic sound and it's freaking me out
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"Morning, Joe."

"Morning, George!"

My dears it is 12:37pm
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The birds have been sitting in the too-low nest and seem to be doing ok.
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by Sophie
Marjorie Miller - Queen of the Night

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December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
How is the fickle mistress pinot noir rosé drinking?
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
So if you're whoever submits nominations for Frankenstein (Netflix i guess?) are you submitting Elordi and Isaac both for best actor or trying to win two? I imagine Elordi would be submitted for supporting actor in that case but idk he was so extraordinary
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Gonna pretend I'm a pre-war upper middle class English woman who has been sent to a seaside sanitarium to convalesce
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What do we think of the new Maigret? Looks a bit new-Bergerac for me, right down to the softboi lead.
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
After the end of last season the thought i had was "what we don't want is to be wondering in six months what we missed with season 3"
The main reason we finished 17th last season was catastrophic lack of squad depth. We fixed that this past summer. Now some of our fans are saying our players are shit so they don’t have to admit they were wrong about last season and about Frank. I see you.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every time I close my eyes I see footnotes
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Still haven't decompressed. Want something comforting and happy to watch or listen to.
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 AM
This man knows what he's about
Join me and My 15 POUND RED CABBAGE
YouTube video by Gerald Stratford
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November 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I submitted it. It's shit. I don't even feel like it's done. One chapter is an absolute disaster. I haven't eaten since lunch and I've been running on adrenaline, panic, and red bull for the last 10 hours and I feel like I'm going to throw up
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM